˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚

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ˊ꒷꒦꒷꒦๋࣭ ☽ 🌙𓍢ִ໋🌸 Kelsey ♡ 31 ♡ Picking up the pieces ♎️ ♡ 𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛 ♡ • Non-traditional capybara-loving college student! ₍ᐢ-(ｪ)-ᐢ₎ Weed enthusiast 🍃💨 Lost alien girl in a scary world 👽 • BPD 🩷☾˚˖🌸𓍢ִ໋💫✧˚ 🌒 𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖒 𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖒 🌘☾ 🔗 ꨄ︎๋࣭ ꒦꒷*

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˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 16d

Me in one of my happy-go-lucky #positivity moods: It’s ok to be broken!! Maybe I don’t need to be fixed! maybe I’ve been shattered but pieced together beautifully like kintsugi pottery :) And! Being extremely weird and off-putting is A GOOD Thing actually!! Me rn, depressed as fuck:

Breaking Bad screen cap meme where Walter says “Jesse what the fuck are you talking about”

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 17d

Anywayz. Close-up of Mimzy napping

Close up view of my sister’s cat Mimzy sleeping on my bed next to me. She’s a gray and brown cat with white fur patterns, mainly on her neck and paws/legs.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 17d

Mimzy

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 17d

Dan Henstchel YouTube meme that says “It just sucks knowing I've inadvertently caused so many people so much pain with my BPD shenanigans over the years. And even recently. I've done so much therapy and supposedly grown so
much as a person, only to backslide this much? Wow...kinda
h8 myself actually!
I WANT DAT CHILI'S TRIPLE DIPPAAAAAAAA I don't care that it's not dinner time yet TWO FUCKIN SIDES of NASHVILLE
HOT mozzarella BRICK which is FOUR bricks of fried mozzarella cheese, AND the honey-chipotle
chicken crispers.…..
...my mind”
“Be thankful l am not the God of this universe, because if I
was.......”

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 17d

Me ever since I fell down the stairs the other day and possibly fractured my tailbone but at the very least have a bruised butt and hip……..

A cartoon of a cute snail on a blue and purple background that says “Good Morning I'm moving a bit slow today
but.
. I plan on having a good day
anyway!”

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 21d

Here are our other cats btw!

My Siamese cat Julie curled up all cozy in my bed.

My Siamese cat Julie curled up all cozy in bed, this time with her paws stretched further out, taken an angle that makes her look rotund.

My black and brown tortoiseshell cat Harry curled up cozy in bed with her hind legs up in the air. She looks really cute.

Tortoiseshell cat Harry curled up like a shrimp cozy in bed.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 23d

My sister's new(ish) cat Mimzy. Newest addition to our family! 2 dogs and 3 cats now 🥳

A gray cat with dark stripes in her fur pattern. She's got light blue/grayish eyes and white paws. She's laying on a bed with a pink plushie behind her, basking in the sunlight dappling in from the window.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 25d

Whatever. At least I look pretty I guess

A picture of me in a black sports bra with rhinestones. I have long black hair with a couple of faded blue streaks. I re-dyed them, but the dye wouldn't take, so they're really faded and look like shit. I'm wearing heavy eye makeup including false lashes and winged eyeliner. I'm also wearing my glasses.

A picture of me in a black sports bra with rhinestones. I have long black hair with a couple of faded blue streaks. I'm wearing heavy eye makeup including false lashes and winged eyeliner. It's a slightly different pose.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· 27d

How it's been lately ⛈️

Weather app screenshot depicting thunderstorms

Weather app screenshot depicting thunderstorms, with rain every single day for a week straight. The high temps are in the 80's (Fahrenheit) and the low temps are in the 70's.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jul 12

The only mobile game I like is Moe Girl Cafe 2. Been playing that on and off since 2016. It's such a "turn your brain off and relax" kinda game :')

An old screenshot from 2017 of my old Moe Girl Cafe 2 account. It's an anime-inspired cafe management game with gacha features. Among the anime characters in the screenshot include Yin Wolf Horo, Satori Shichimiya, and Mami Tomoe. My cafe was really cramped and cluttered lol.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jul 9

I luv being baked 🩷🩷🍃

Cinnamoroll smoking from a pink bong with a pink ribbon and a text box that says “weed”12 times

Smoking weed with no bush must be crazy. Like damn I’m so fucking high and my pussy is bald

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jul 7

-was a NEET for 6 years. I have awful social skills because I’m autistic; every time I think I’m doing well and socializing appropriately, I think back on it later and cringe." "I’ve always been the oddball. The outcast. The weird one, the reject. I’m well aware that most people see me as subhuman."

That’s why I have narcissistic traits; it’s a defense mechanism to protect my brain against having to fully process the truth that most people want nothing to do with me, because my life looks so extremely different than theirs. “Look at me, I’m fucking amazing, I’m always the smartest person in the room” I say to myself, and yet I’m also the loneliest person in the room with almost nothing to show for 30 years of being alive.

"There’s no “community” for people like me. There’s absolutely nothing and absolutely no one. These kinds of posts are just insulting at this point. “Community”. Lmao. What community? And who wants a 30 year old autist with BPD among their ranks??"

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 24

Cinnamon = Cinnyminny, Cinny, Ms. Cinnamon, Cheddar, Ched, Cheddington, Cinnerminner, Datters (I call all animals Datters for some weird reason lol) Mr. Bean = Little Man, Little Guy, Mr. Fiend (when he’s being rambunctious and yappy), Mr. Man, Buddy, Buddy Bean, Datters Here they are!

My gigantic German Shepherd mix Cinnamon with my small deer head chihuahua mix Mr. Bean. The juxtaposition goes hard

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 24

People in legal states always talk about the strains they’re smoking and I’m like. Uh. I really like this random unidentified shit I got off my plug 💔 However I did order from a website recently and got Purple Push Pop and Snow Candy. Couldn’t find Snow Candy on Leafly, so here’s Purple Push Pop:

Purple Push Pop strain flavors
berry
blueberry
vanilla
Purple Push Pop strain helps with
Anxiety
40% of people say it helps with anxiety
Depression
18% of people say it helps with depression

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 24

ANYWAYS. ENOUGH OF THAT, time for positivity now!!! Good night y’all, sweet dreams, hope u had a great day 🤍

An Animal Crossing letter with a shooting stars starry background. It says “If you see this, may kindness come your way.
Please be gentle with yourself and know small joys will find you.
Carry starlight in your heart.
There will be brighter days ahead.
I hope the stars hear our wishes... -A Friend”

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 24

I unexpectedly had to start my Animal Crossing file over a year ago, when I moved Switches and didn’t know I had to use an app to transfer ACNH data This is part of my island so far. I don’t play very often and I’m shit at landscaping in video games, so it’s not impressive, but I think it’s cute :)

Animal Crossing New Horizons screenshot of my house and surrounding layout. The season is summer and there are several brightly colored mushroom lamps. One is yellow, two are green, and one is blue. There’s a giant red and white polka dot mushroom platform and two pear trees on either side of the house. There’s a mushroom wreath on the front door. many flowers adorn the ground, along with a red leaf pile and star fragments. The flowers are pink, purple, and white. There’s a cherry blossom petal pile on the ground near a pink bunny statue. A snail statue sits below a yellow mushrooms platform that has a blue butterfly statue on it.

My Animal Crossing New Horizons character wearing a pink blossoming kimono and pink bunny hood. Further down from my character’s house there are pink and purple mums. There’s more mushroom lamps, yellow and blue. A red mushroom parasol is in the distance to the left near the river. There are trees and another pink bunny statue.

Another angle of the Animal Crossing New Horizons house area layout. This time, to the right, there is a large red and white polka dot mushroom table with food items on it. There’s a larger blue butterfly statue in the background.

Yet another Animal Crossing New Horizons screenshot of part of my island. There are pink and purple flowers on the ground with yellow star fragments and a pink bunny statue. There’s also a dog toy to the right. The flowers are hyacinths and mums.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 23

Do I have enough money to go to this? Yes. But would it be a wise decision, knowing I only really wanna see Deftones, SOAD, and Evanescence? And don’t really care about the other acts? (FUCK Marilyn Manson btw, he’s an abuser) Idk. I’m kinda considering it.

Sick New World Fort Worth Texas lineup including System of a Down, Deftones, Slayer, and Evanescence. Among much more.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 23

I need to get my huge portions and snacking under control again DAMN…

Meme of a sleeping anime girl that says “how I sleep knowing I’m fat and big”

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 23

Me from a few weeks ago when I was enjoying a few drinks in my room. The picture is a screenshot taken from a video. I have deep blue streaks in my long hair. Wearing my signature heavy black eye makeup with glasses.

Meme that says “4 reasons your life is in a total mess:
Vitamin deficiency
Sum else wrong
You ovaweight
Autism”

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 23

This is my Bidoof plushie from Build-a-Bear. This is from October 2024 when me and my best friend were celebrating our birthdays (our bdays are only 2 days apart) A recording of her voice is in my bidoof! She says “Happy birthday, bestie! SLAAaAaAYY!🎶” and her Build-a-Bear plush has my voice in it!

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 22

ENOUGH I’VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!! GENAI GO THE FUCK AWAY OMG please it just keeps getting worse 😭

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 22

I was obsessed with Jak II (and Jak 3, to a lesser extent) and had the biggest crush on Jak. Also Kya from this obscure-ass PS2 game called Kya: Dark Lineage

Jak II cover art depicting Jak with Daxter perched on his shoulder

Kya Dark Lineage PS2 game cover art depicting Kya holding a boomerang

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 21

SMILING SMILEFULLY hi. I hope u are having a good day

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 21

I got glass heart syndrome I do tend to avoid uncomfortable situations and things I don’t wanna do lol. I can be very avoidant

Poomang quiz result that says I got “glass heart syndrome”. It says I feel lonely while ghosting messages, I get hurt by over-interpreting words, and that I avoid every uncomfortable situation (which is all true, for the most part). It also says I shouldn’t listen to sad music after 11 PM, I should say “no” firmly when refusing, and that I should go get some sunlight.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 21

Sleebing

My large German Shepherd mix sleeping on the left next to my small deer head chihuahua mix sleeping on the right.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 20

I’m 31. But this sounds kinda accurate for me lmaooo, I’m really stunted. But I’d say my mental age is closer to 21 To be fair tho, a lot of these questions were just “do you have mental health issues and difficulty regulating emotions” which is NOT necessarily indicative of immaturity

Mental age Poomang quiz result that says my mental age is 17 and that I laugh at rolling leaves. Which is kinda accurate ‘cause leaves can be funny and beautiful and I probably have laughed at them at some point

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 20

Mr. Bean sleeping underneath the covers!!

My chihuahua mix Mr. Bean sleeping peacefully in bed underneath the comforter like a person

Another photo of my chihuahua mix Mr. Bean sleeping underneath the comforter

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 20

This part of the remix FUUUUUCKS so hard omfgg

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 15

I dyed my hair reflective black-blue a few days ago. Except I left the deep blue underneath. The dye covered my money piece streak and made it darker, like indigo

A closer look at my black and blue hair.

˚ʚ♡˚❀꒰🩷 kelpy!! 🩷꒱❀˚♡ɞ˚@kelpington· Jun 15

Flash flood warning just woke me up and omg LOOK AT THE WEATHER!!! YAYYYY!!! I mean obviously the potential flooding sucks, but I love the rain ⛈️