Took third place yesterday in the adult teams division at the shido summer camp. We were one sudden death point away from the finals. Super strong competition overall, and a lot of fun. #kendo

You probably don't think of Charles Darwin when you think about the modern aesthetics and standards of beauty. But you should.

There was only one set of footprints when Mitch McConnell walked on the beach with Jesus, because Mitch was dead, and Jesus was carrying him to hell.

As raw milk is continuing to sicken more and more people, and the new world screwworm is crossing the border into the U.S., we need to talk about RFK Jr. and the incompetent and unprepared grifters in the administration.

I've been told I should do a follow-up to my videos about the U.S. government zombie invasion plans & do my own guide for surviving the zombie apocalypse, showcasing equipment and skills that are ideal to have in that scenario. I was thinking about that here while cutting the shit outta stuff. #

One time, King John was attacked through the poop pipes that his brother Richard I had mistakenly built all the way to the ground. The French soldiers ultimately took the castle, but I personally don't think that anybody won in that situation. Full video: youtu.be/YoFlZQQG2YU

So I found out why toilets all became white. I personally needed to know why this thing where we all put our completely gross and unwanted biological leftovers is designed to look like a woodland clearing of untrodden snow. Full historical analysis here: youtu.be/YoFlZQQG2YU

Elon could personally solve world hunger. But he ghosted the UN after they came up with a plan to feed starving people in imminent danger. This is just one example of the lie of billionaire philanthropy. Get the real numbers in the full video: youtu.be/jAzp6voksWo

We'd need a ton more research to figure this out, but hypothetically, there could be a connection between a common parasitic infection and the "alpha male" phenomenon.

Politics & dating: a new trend is emerging from studies that are suggesting couples must be more aligned politically than ever. This is a big historical shift from earlier decades in the history of American romantic coupling. Would you date someone from a different political party at this point?

lol I accidentally called this back when I did the full pizza index video in June of last year.

Joe Rogan: Truth vs Misinformation Full video: youtu.be/Rj10RMukPs8

Doge cuts & trump admin USDA budget cuts have brought back a super cuddly friend who wants to eat you. The New World Screwworm is working its way up from the Texas border, and we have lost our ability to fight it due to the incompetence of the current administration. Full video: youtu.be/SKCu4VNfLtU

Full video here: youtu.be/Rj10RMukPs8 Listening to Joe Rogan is a big red flag in potential dating partners. It's also a huge problem for people who like science and facts. Let's make research and data cool again, so we can live in reality and not Big Doofus Land with Joe Rogan.

All this "obstruction" & "agitator" talk from these absolute turd buckets is complete bunk even from the most generous perspective, because ICE agents are conducting illegal & unconstitutional chaos, & Minnesota has good Samaritan laws on the books that make it illegal not to intervene.

We are at the point in the fall of American democracy where mainstream consumer trade magazines are publishing primers for how to engage with conspiracy theorists. That's neat.

No way, he's got this one weird trick that..... oh.

Best good girl Christmas. She loved all the balls at once and went back for the box. There were no survivors.

So threads just removed a post I made to make fun of people who defend billionaires and corporate wealth hoarding. I did not realize that pushing for economic and social equity was a call for violence, but here we are.

Truly great shot from @vanityfair.com of soon-to-be fired trump chief of staff Susie Wiles, who from the photo we can surmise is the child of Margaret Thatcher and a startled pitbull.

As an independent creator & researcher with a small channel, this is the kind of comment that keeps me going. With 15 years of experience in digital media the slog of solo content creation can be frustrating at times, especially when progress isn't as fast as I hoped. Thanks to everyone for watching

Not to mention that individuals have no leveraging power whatsoever, so absolutely everyone would just get railroaded and medical debt bankruptcy would skyrocket from the already 66% of all bankruptcies in America.

One of the best things I ever found out about the lunar missions is the fact that we have a transcript from Apollo 10 where the astronauts argue about who made the loose turds floating around the command module.

POV when you fell for a geriatric demagogue in orange clown makeup who can't stay awake during press conferences & wanders aimlessly saluting people & things & thinks groceries is an old word nobody uses, but you just still can't be okay with poor people eating food. My YT comment section is so sad.

Exododus is Mamdani's new Harry Potter spell to create more affordable housing.

My friend John made this. No notes. #trump #iranwar

That would be A+ trolling.

I struggle to believe this is real life anymore.