Kevin J. Allen
@kevinjallen
We can’t all save the world, but we can all save the world a little bit at a time.
The one Elon built in Chicago in 2018 is amazing, except for that one time it flooded. People in skyscrapers don’t like fish swimming in their basements.
Considering that they both look like walking talking portraits of Dorian Gray themselves, wearing all of their moral decay, evil, and sin on the outside makes it even better. Just like the President, non of his cabal has any self awareness whatsoever.
The Trump curse is REAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER #EnglandVArgentina #WorldCup #HarryKane
On Thursday, do you think he’s going to brag about how his choices and the people he put in charge of his Administration are working to Make Explosive Diarrhea Great Again??? 🥬💩🚽
“We are going to be reimbursed for protection “. I wonder who else sounds like that. 🤔
English captain Harry Kane (probably): It was a pretty surreal experience just to meet him, and to go hiking with him. So, a unique experience. I’m just grateful he invited me down. #ENGvNOR #GoNorway #Norge #KaneTrump
You just know Netanyahu tells Trump this every time he says he’s going to pull out of the endless war he started that he can’t get out of even though he’s already ended it 38 times. And, since he has no clue what’s in the Constitution, he hasn’t thought about who’d be in charge then either.
Waiting for the professionals to show us how the game is really played next year. #USWNT
I’m waiting for them to be driven off the air by frogs and locusts.
Wait! This isn’t fair. Republicans created this mess and they should have to own it. MAGA-Don can’t just up and go to Epstein Island and the rest of them quietly go back to William F. Buckley complaining about the number of Asian imports at Brooks Brothers like the last 11 years never happened. 😠
SO . . . everyone should exclusively vote for Democrats in November? 🤔
Something we could learn from the British: lose the failing human leader as soon as they aren’t capable of doing their job, keep the cat overseeing them as long as possible
FOR our 250th, which will be the greatest 250th ever, President DONALD J. TRUMP by Executive Order declares that THIS color is now “American Flag BLUE” and all flags will be changed by our beloved July 4th, which our Reflecting Pool now matches PERFECTLY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I’m waiting on the raining frogs and swarms of locusts for this offense of heaven ⚡️⚡️⚡️
As workers start to unfold another 5-story section of tarp intended to coverup their removal of Donald Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center and hide the work from the American public, someone in the crowd keeps shouting “Deploy Donald Trump’s diapers!” #KennedyCenter