If you’re looking for a deal on an Xbox controller, Microsoft has you covered.

Perhaps Burnham will learn the lesson of making huge promises and… oh.

As I was walking back from lunch, I passed the F1 Arcade so Alonso got to judge my joke.

Went for a run in the smoky haze yesterday. Fortunately I grew up in Baton Rouge so my lungs can’t get any more damaged.

All student loans must now be paid in Trump Bucks.

Posting from a hazy Center City Philly tonight.

Daytime CNN is amazing. I don’t normally watch it but I’m off today and these are the faces of two people who think if they’ll put up with this indignity for a few more months, Paramount might give them a prime time slot when they inevitably fire Anderson Cooper.

Let me get this straight - if I wanted a mid-day CNN hit all I had to do was get explosive diarrhea?

I know no one watches TV anymore, but we are getting closer to Idiocracy by the day.

He was in Kyiv just days ago meeting with Zelenskyy. One of his few bits of consistency was on his pet issue - foreign policy - and like a lot of old Bush-era neocons he at least did stay true to opposing Russia.

Watched the fireworks from outside an Irish pub, because that’s what makes America great.

Celebrating America’s 250th with the most American thing I own and representing America’s fastest* F1 team.

What in the @kelsapellettiere.com is going on here

Happy almost 4th from the “Free State of Florida” as the welcome signs say. (Followed by 19 signs of different laws you have to follow including “Florida uses eVerify” for some reason.)

I’m not sure what “campaign has more money than god” looks like, but “campaign fundraising ad airing in state that is not Georgia” must be on the list.

The new American Top Gear hosts were a surprise.

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. (I rewatch Kings, which only lasted one season on NBC in 2009, at least once every few years.)

Anti-ICE protest in Oxford this morning

This is on the first page of my house insurance renewal. Not sure if this is supposed to be a threat or what.

We are a country of brainrotted conspiracy theorists and that’s a bad thing.

My dog understands the usage of the exercise mat.

Man the 2028 Democratic ticket sure looks weird.

30 seconds into the evening news and there’s a guy with a NOAA pillow and the Sharpie-gate hurricane map from the first term as a blanket in his background.

And oh boy is the GOP nominee a doozy.

Feenstra lost the GOP primary in Iowa tonight to a guy that doesn’t have a picture on the NYT website.

I was watching TV last night, turned it off mid-show, turned it back on today, and it was paused on a hell of a shot.

If you put Memphis to Paris on the Air France website, it will show you the two great architectural designs of the world: the Eiffel Tower and the Bass Pro Shop pyramid.

I see why the National government is not doing well in the polls.

Provisional results from last night, Dem primary came in about 60k votes less than the GOP, which honestly isn’t bad for Louisiana given this is the first party primary in over a decade and the GOP race was competitive.

Tangipahoa is now 100% in (also famous for being where I went to college) and Letlow wins a majority with Cassidy and Fleming neck and neck.