Kewey Tanuki

@keweytanuki

Q-E. humble tanook, posting about grand #sumo during tournaments, and novel writing + random furry/ΘΔ stuff between grand sumo schedules: ko-fi: mastodon: @keweytanuki@fluffs.au

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Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· 19d

JSA scheduling department why are you like this

A screencap of the Japan Sumo Association's English language fixtures page with third division championship hopeful Nabatame pitted against second division's friend to all children Nishikigi. Nishikigi's 6-7 score at Juryo 14 puts him in danger of losing his salary in September if he loses to Nabatame. Both are popular wrestlers with fans. This match-up is evil.

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Jun 10

wasn't going to mention it but my gratitude goes out to all 501 folks who have chosen to allow this humble tanook's modest contributions a place on their timelines

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· May 5

that's a lotta bears!

The guy who says "That's a lotta nuts!" very loudly in Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Mar 18

new #sumo schedule features: see which match lower divisions are up to today, and some internal page links to skip right to the division or section you're interested in

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Jan 9

it's almost #sumo time again! here's some sekitori fixtures for the first couple of days

Day 1 juryo: Hakuyozan v Kazuma, Hidenoumi v Dewanoryu, Nishikigi v Kyokukaiyu, Wakanojo v Tsurugisho, Kazekeno v Tohakuryu, Hitoshi v Kayo, Meisei v Kitanowaka, Tochitaikai v Asasuiryu, Kotokuzan v Nishinoryu, Tamashoho v Takerufuji, Sadanoumi v Shonannoumi, Fujiryoga v Shirokuma, Daiseizan v Kagayaki, Kotoeiho v Fujiseiun

Day 1 makuuchi: Asahakuryu v Hatsuyama, Asanoyama v Oshoumi, Ryuden v Asakoryu, Shishi v Mitakeumi, Tobizaru v Tomokaze, Midorifuji v Abi, Chiyoshoma v Nishikifuji, Tokihayate v Kotoshoho, Gonoyama v Roga, Shodai v Kinbozan, Oshoma v Fujinokawa, Hiradoumi v Onokatsu, Tamawashi v Churanoumi, Daieisho v Atamifuji, Oho v Hakunofuji, Takanosho v Takayasu, Kirishima v Wakatakakage, Ura v Aonishiki, Kotozakura v Yoshinofuji, Ichiyamamoto v Onosato, Hoshoryu v Wakamotoharu

Day 2: Hatsuyama v Asanoyama, Oshoumi v Asahakuryu, Asakoryu v Shishi, Mitakeumi v Ryuden, Tomokaze v Midorifuji, Abi v Tobizaru, Nishikifuji v Tokihayate, Kotoshoho v Chiyoshoma, Roga v Shodai, Kinbozan v Gonoyama, Fujinokawa v Hiradoumi, Onokatsu v Oshoma, Churanoumi v Daieisho, Atamifuji v Tamawashi, Wakamotoharu v Hakunofuji, Takanosho v Kirishima, Takayasu v Wakatakakage, Ura v Kotozakura, Aonishiki v Yoshinofuji, Ichiyamamoto v Hoshoryu, Onosato v Oho

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Jan 4

"chicken dinner" (thanks to BreadYote for sharing it)

A screencap of a post from Tumblr user mortalmab, date unknown:

My best friend and I have this tradition we call "chicken dinner" where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bare (sic) hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize "holy shit did i just growl?" And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It's absolutely destroyed. We aren't allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It's the best.

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Dec 4

full moon in almost exactly 6 hours, have fun those who celebrate or otherwise mark the occasion somehow

A picture of a full moon in the evening sky partly obscured by clouds, set amongst some random trees.

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Dec 2

seriously tho this is a really nice denning spot * pressure against back, very important * cosy and soft * somewhat sheltered from sound and light * space for limbs to poke out into * lingering food and body smells * no chance of getting shat on by birds unlike out under the stupid tree for dummies

A still of a wolf lying down on the seats in a breakfast nook behind a circular table. The wolf's back, tail and ears are visible on two long seats set at right angles to one another.

From the Youtube video "Wolf in the House" by Kathryn J. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5zFnzwwveg

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Nov 14

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Nov 3

...ehwha?

Kewey Tanuki@keweytanuki· Oct 18

redid theinnocencetest.com and actually read the options this time... and ranked up to "rebel" too! but again if this was just for the last 20 years or so, much lower