Oh ffs 😂 Also took a punt on Dorgu & just seen he was subbed off in the 1st half…yeah I’m cooked this GW 😭

Bruno Fernandes captain & Man Utd are losing 1-0 to Hull! 😭 Time to go for that afternoon walk! 👋🏿😂 #FPL is well and truly back 💯

#FPL team #GW1 2026/27 💥 No Haaland or chips played 😎 Bruno Fernandes captain 🫡 Good luck to everyone except the people with 🤖😅

Fair enough makes sense 💯 Great minds! 😁 I’m on treble Arsenal & Man Utd atm I’m considering Gibbs-White too but it’s a 50/50 between him & Mbeumo

Unsure of which #Arsenal defender to pick for #GW1: White or Calafiori..? Why not have both 🤩 #FPL

Really enjoyed the #RRD 💯 Thanks again for organising! Got to pick first in the draft so I’m happy with 13 of my 15 man squad tbh 👌🏿 Let’s not talk about the turn when I didn’t realise I had to pick 2 players instead of 1 so missed out on my first choice 🫣😂😭 #FPLDraft mode

Playing #FPL with no Haaland this season & this is my current/fave draft 🤩 If O’Reilly & Rice don’t start the community shield will switch to Gvardiol & Tzolis for #GW1. Thoughts? 🤔

Went out for lunch & drinks earlier so forgot about the #FPL deadline which means I have no playing GK & “carrying 2 free transfers” into next season! 😅 Zero F’s given when I get a big red arrow as #Arsenal are getting crowned Premierleague CHAMPIONS today! 🥳🍾🙌🏿 #GW38 #COYG

Oh what a surprise..🙄🥱 Another club reverts to being crap after playing like a cup final against #Arsenal! Such a weird, small club mentality, especially from a well established Premierleague side like West Ham. So good riddance, hope they enjoy the championship! 👋🏿

#FPL team #GW37, 0 transfers ♻️ 🌍 overall rank - 974K (GW36📈⬆️🟩) Bruno Fernandes captain🫡 Good luck all

#FPL team #GW36 #DGW -4 point hit 🥊 Triple captain used 🍟 🌍 overall rank - 1.09 million (GW35📈⬆️🟩) Haaland captain 🤖🦾Good luck all 🫡

Everton FC… you’re invited to the trophy parade if Arsenal win the tittle now 😁 A win would’ve been a bonus but you’ve played your part by not rolling over against Man City. Thank you! 🫡👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

#FPL team #GW35🔒 0 transfers made. 🌍 overall rank - 1.13 million (GW34📈⬆️🟩) Bruno Fernandes captain 🔂🫡

Belated #FPL team #GW34 #BGW, 2 free transfers made. 🌍 overall rank - 1.39 million (GW33📉⬇️🟥) Bruno Fernandes captain 🔂 🫡

I’m considering Spurs players with my 2 FTs ffs 😂🫣😭 Where else can I go this GW?

Oh ffs Brighton, you had ONE job! 🤦🏿‍♂️ Tottenham are now out the relegation zone so will get the confidence to stay up 😤

#FPL team #GW33, #Freehit 🍟 🌍 overall rank - 1.38 million (⬇️📉🟥GW32) Palmer captain. Good luck all 🫡

No advice just wanted to applaud your proper use of subs on a bench boost. No bench shi*housery in sight! 🫡🤣 Here’s my current FH team. WC & BB already used.

#FPL team #GW32 🔒0 transfers. No wildcard or bench boost left. 🌍 overall rank - 1.35 million (GW31📉⬇️🟥) Bruno Fernandes captain 🔂 Good luck all 🫡 (except those lucky people with all their chips left!) 😂

I also think people have forgotten how much Southampton were our bogey team in the Premierleague & always played like a cup final against us! 🤬 This result against Arsenal lives rent free in my head! 😤

Remember, rival fans. When #Arsenal were winning back to back FA Cup finals you all said “it didn’t count“ & “wasn’t a proper trophy” so you can’t clown us for losing tonight. Especially, if your club has already been knocked out as well!🖕🏿 #FACup

I bet FPL players had similar price discussions back when Ronaldo etc was scoring for fun 💯 I do think it’s easier to go “No Haaland” nowadays if you can be creative with your squad & hold your nerve even if Haaland hauls in GW1. I’d back this kind of squad next season vs a Haaland one 😁🤷🏿‍♂️

The dream scenario of Tottenham getting relegated this season is still alive! 😁😂 Just a shame Burnley & Wolves are terrible as would’ve been great seeing West Ham get relegated at the same time! 💯

I wanted to get Bowen this GW but would’ve cost a -8 point hit. Haaland to Bowen was my planned move for GW32 but after that Chelsea performance tonight might keep him & sell Sekso instead! 😂

Exhibit ‘A’ of why I’m moving to a semi “zombie” #FPL team next season. Will only log in to deal with lengthy injuries/blank or double GWs. Making weekly transfers really isn’t worth it imo. If I’d kept 14/15 of my GW1 squad & left the armband on Haaland, I’d have a much better overall rank 🤷🏿‍♂️

#FPL team #GW31 #BGW, -4 point hit taken 🥊 to field 10-11 players (Mukiele⚠️) 🌍 overall rank - 1.27 million (GW30⬆️📈🟩) Bruno Fernandes captain 🔂 Good luck all 🫡

Remember rival fans, pundits & journalists: 🗣️ “Arsenal games are boring & we’re ruining football” I hope you’ve enjoyed your saviours Chelsea & Man City instead of hate watching our match! 😁🤣😭 #Arsenal #UCL

Also, fair play to West Ham for the 1-1 draw with Man City tonight 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 I honestly thought they would roll over like clubs usually do against them. The dream of Arsenal winning the title & Tottenham getting relegated still lives on! 😁

I love the fact the Arsenal game was televised at same time as Chelsea vs Newcastle. Means all the rival fans/pundits/ex players who think our games are “boring” had no reason to watch our game! Hope people like John Obi Mikel enjoyed all the excitement of the Chelsea game 😁😂 #Arsenal #COYG

#FPL team #GW30, 1 transfer made 🌍 overall rank - 1.49 million (GW29⬇️📉🟥) No Brentford or Liverpool attackers so expecting another red arrow. Bruno Fernandes captain. Good luck all 🫡