Kara

@kgz3

Some days I play with artifacts, other days I muck out the sheep barn. I’m a lucky gal. she/her

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Kara@kgz3· 4h

Precious baby terrorists.

A grey donkey and a brown donkey with their necks wrapped around each other. It looks super sweet. They were wrestling but the moment is precious.

Kara@kgz3· 4h

Our donkeys are terrorists.

A grey donkey and brown donkey rush through several sheep. The sheep scatter towards the camera.

A brown donkey runs behind a group of sheep just getting startled.

Kara@kgz3· 9h

When a kid shows up to serenade your newborn with his fucking drum….

A wooden, carved and painted nativity scene. Mary and Joseph are centered, behind them are 4 angels. A naked Jesus is in the manger at their feet. THEY LOOK PISSED—Straight mouths, eyes wide with pin point pupils. It’s like someone came uninvited to their party.

Kara@kgz3· 5d

Hungry Hungry Hippos vastly exaggerates the urgency of the hippo community

(2 adult and 1 baby) hippos in the shade. A pool is to their right.

Kara@kgz3· 13d

James Carville looks as if Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and a partially melted fedora Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark had a love child.

Christopher Lloyd as Jusge Doom from Who framed Roger Rabbit? He wears a black fedora, black coat, darkish glasses and holds an evil looking can aloft.

Major Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark after looking at the Ark. He’s screaming as his face melts. It looks like his face is covered in Elmer’s Glue. It could be, I haven’t checked.

Kara@kgz3· 14d

This is the content I’m here for. YES. (Here is my favorite doorknob at my site.)

A decorative Victorian doorknob. It’s a bit rusty but has lovely details that I do t know the words for. I’m sorry. Fleur de lis -esque? It has a key hole for a skeleton key.

Kara@kgz3· 18d

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains

The cover art for the A Goofy Movie soundtrack. It features Goofy and Max on the car in a river.

Kara@kgz3· 20d

Same. And the darn things seem to think they’re supposed to eat every day.

A black cat and an orange tabby cat are snuggled in a box covered with a tie dye blanket.

Kara@kgz3· 20d

Y’all are going to have to work ridiculously hard to bring me more joy than this lil fella did this morning.

A tiny lil lizard sits on the finger tip of a hand that comes from the bottom left.

Kara@kgz3· 25d

My wee petite croissant. My precious cinnamon roll. My crispy fried chicken. My pink beaned fiend.

An orange tabby cat lays curled in a ball. His tail is out and his tiny feet are pulled together. The blanket is grey with white cats on it. He is too precious, but he also woke me up at 4AM so it’s a trade off

Kara@kgz3· Jul 16

See, this is why…

Anakin looking down. It’s the “I don’t like sand” scene that was poorly written and confusedly delivered. The words “I don’t like sand.” Are in white at the bottom right.

Kara@kgz3· Jul 7

And don’t even get me started on the lack of organization. What a disaster.

Gandalf reads a large parchment text surrounded by a piles of books and hastily stacked loose documents. A candle burns to the left.

Kara@kgz3· Jul 1

Yeah yeah, the antemosaic, unsourced existence of the unspeakable terrors of the whale. We’ve all seen it.

Ted Danson from The Good Place, mouth open and hand up to interrupt someone.

Kara@kgz3· Jun 27

No, I love working at Silent Hill.

Sheep in a green pasture but the sky and background are eerie looking fog.

Kara@kgz3· Jun 25

Did you mean:

An orange cat sits on his rear so that he can lick his belly—looking very much like a bean bag with legs and a cute orange face.

Kara@kgz3· Jun 23

Day 26) Today I am thankful for: Dogs. They’re pretty great, y’all. ❤️ I saw a dog do 2 big stretches today and the owner didn’t say “ooh big stretch” either time. Both the dog and I were disappointed in them.

An open front door. Three dogs are in the entrance, looking out a glass door. In the center a large yellow dog sits. On either side are two, more athletic, slightly smaller dogs. Both of them are at alert watching something.

Kara@kgz3· Jun 17

Very René Magritte of you.

Magritte’s The Treachery of Images. A painted pipe with the cursive text saying “Leci n’est pas uber pipe”

Kara@kgz3· Jun 16

Day 20) Today I am thankful for: Caffeine. I don’t like coffee—I like drinks that taste good? I basically don’t drink anything without caffeine in it. That’s probably bad, 🤷‍♀️ ehh. Caffeine makes my ADHD brain a teeny tiny bit more cooperative, acting as a stimulant (& addictive substance.)

Six 30 pack boxes of Crystal Light Wild Strawberry drink mixes sit on a counter. On the tan counter are the words “No, YOU have a problem!” in black text. There is a yellow mushroom butter dish at the top of the photo.

Kara@kgz3· Jun 16

Day 19) Today I am thankful for: Veterinary staff. They work long hours, short staffed, with enormous debt, & often without benefits. They do it for the love of animals & owners, & because they’re damn good at it. They care for patients who can’t tell them what’s wrong. I miss the chaos often ❤️

Kara@kgz3· Jun 14

For reference, the super soaker himself:

A black cat looks up at the camera. His yellow eyes are wide, pupils dilated, and his tiny fangs are visible.

Kara@kgz3· Jun 4

Day 8) Today I am thankful for: Emotional Support Livestock. Technically, these guys are considered “living collections,” since they help interpret our history. But, really, they help me feel not quite as rage-y at work. They’re cute too, so that helps.

An orange and white lamb stands on top of a log segment. Beside him is a dark brown lamb.

Close shot of two donkeys standing in the snow. On the left a grey donkey and on the right a brown one.

A green pasture filled with multicolored sheep. Above, a blue sky with white clouds.

Kara@kgz3· Jun 3

My parents sent me an update of my girl 🥰 My lil banana slug.

A curled up albino ball python is held aloft. Behind them is grass.

Kara@kgz3· May 30

Day 3) Today I am thankful for: The bosque. Adults don’t get to play & explore enough. The forest offers chances to romp, find fun creatures, & forget the outside world for awhile. My bosque at work just happens to be very Middle Earth-y, which really works for me. Go frolic in the forest, y’all!

A photo from below, looking up at a large cottonwood tree. Its branches expand the width of the photo and its leaves are green with light peaking through.

A photograph of several cottonwood trees framing a pathway down the center of the photo. Their leaves are gold for the fall. There are some green bushes on the forest floor.

Kara@kgz3· May 29

Day 2) Today I am thankful for: These hams. They have bitten me, pulled out my hair, slapped me, and talked back…But that’s just kids, right?

An orange tabby is lying on the kitchen counter. His face looks at the camera. To the right, sitting upright, is a black cat looking at the camera.

A black cat and an orange cat are snuggled and sleeping atop a grey blanket.

Kara@kgz3· May 24

Evidently someone didn’t get all the litter off his feet and then riverdanced across every surface in my bathroom. It was either Michael Flatley or one of these guys…

In a box covered by a blue tie dyed pillow case, a black cat is snuggled. Atop the black cat is an equally snuggled orange cat. They do not both fit in the box….technically, but they make it work.

Kara@kgz3· May 18

Man, we really dropped the ball when we got rid of intricate door plates. I’m hunting for details on this bad boy. It was tucked in an apple crate in a shed, covered in decades of dust. I’m guessing 1890s-1920s, but I’m certainly no expert. Hopefully I can report back with more info.🤞

A closeup of a pebble path, on the pebbles sits an antique door plate. It has a key cut-out, and a hole for the knob. It is rusty and dirty, but the design can be seen. Ion either side of the key hole are two potted flowers. At the top and bottom of the plate are vertical lines

Kara@kgz3· May 16

@jaredgonia.bsky.social Could have used your mechanical expertise on this tetanus machine today… but I finally got it rotating again. 🙌

An old manual push mower, orange and white, leans against a tree trunk. It has a wood handle.

A close up of a rusty, orange and white manual lawn mower. Very faintly on the white top panel are the words “WHISPERING DELUXE 6 BLADES”

Kara@kgz3· May 11

I’ve found my true calling!! I shall teach them well, all they need to know. Before they slither through those do—hmm? Oh…oh. Well. Nevermind. I’m being told this is something else.

A job posting on Indeed for “Reptile Educator” at Snake Discovery in Maplewood, MN.

Kara@kgz3· May 8

Understood! Sending you day old lambs and good feels.

Kara@kgz3· May 5

Very Almond Blossom by Van Gogh coded 😊