Well that was incredibly emotional. #NUFC

One shot of this does the trick if you're ever indeed of some sound gout advice

In the back garden on the Belgian raspberry beers. Today's selection for annual leave has been an inspired choice.

Probably but not that I can remember. The whole area got pulled down by 1987. I'll not bore you with my Killingworth trivia but worth noting the hippo park, right up your strasse....

Haha believe it or not but this is where I live.... Killingworth or Killyfornia.....those flats were not for the faint hearted. Also had Keegan park next to this slide and a huge Newcastle (league cup champions) murial as seen below being signed by Terry Mac.

Fucking clueless......I won't even go into how she called Bruno's volley against Forest last year as "lucky". #NUFC

Been knocking back the wine of late......much prefer red. The wife came in, 6 bottle cos 25% off at Morrisons......5 white for her, 1 red for me.

Less Kim Woodburn more Freddie Mercury

Indoors in the warm with a nice bottle of red. That'll do

Post a show you're positive no-one remembers but you

Introduce yourself with four footballers.

Quick reminder that whilst the Dutch are pretty shite at most things, they remain unrivalled in the UK biscuit scene.

Some canny mister men shoes to come home to. Now time to try and break the fuckers in

Been doing proper blokes graft this afternoon after a hard day's pen pushing. Fence panels all put, absolutely knackered now. But a nice paneer and mushroom curry on the go.