Kimmunism

@kimmunism

Doing my best, mofos Also Chelsea FC.

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Kimmunism@kimmunism· 9d

I love her

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Kimmunism@kimmunism· 24d

Why is this shirt so ugly and why on EARTH is the text so dumb????

An ugly-ass tobacco-colored t-shirt with a picture of some palm trees and a dusky-sky situation. Text up top says San diegO. The bottom has white text that reads CITY IN MOTION

The incredibly cheesy text below the t-shirt's CITY IN MOTION proclamation:
"As if all that sunshine weren't enough, San Diego is a waterfront city with top-notch restaurants, beautiful ocean-sprayed vistas, neighborhoods that are steeped in history and culture, and a centrally located urban park."

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Jul 11

Sweet Cooper's Hawk on the neighbor's roof! #Birdsky

A Cooper's hawk sitting on the roof of my neighbor's house. There are palm trees and blue sky with clouds in the background.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Jun 18

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Jun 17

Before and after

Several different types of tomatoes, home grown by my husband.

The beginnings of home made tomato sauce.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Jun 3

Seems hyper-specific

A hand holding a open pack of nori with an expiration date of MAY.24.2027
11:35 AM

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 28

TIL "Gate Lice" is an insider airline diss.

A picture of socks made by a company called FOR CREW BY CREW, which states "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT GATE LICE".

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 27

I think some mofo just got raptured.

A picture of a several cars parked on a residential street. It is cloudy, and in the distance there is a break in the clouds with one direct beam of sunlight shining straight down. Looks biblical.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 22

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 20

Sometimes you need to reconnect with the homies. ❤️ The hubby and I got to see our good friend Bret today. Does my heart and mind so much good! P.S. Hi, I am an old lady

My friend Bret, and myself posing for a photo at a bar. He looks happy, I look like I have smelled something strange

My husband Gary and Bret posing at the bar. They are both old and adorable

Gary and Bret chopping it up at the bar.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 20

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 13

Think I've been getting this poor ceiling spider high all day.

A close-up of my gray ceiling with some kind of brown spider just kicking it, upside down, a little crumpled, above my head. I may have been smoking weed all day below them.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 11

Pouring one out for my husband, trying to set up for San Diego Fringe Fest today.

Text exchange:
Me: Any estimate on when you'll be home?
Husband: No its a shit show
Me: oh no....I'm so sorry.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 11

Twas foggy at the airport this morning

A picture of Gate 117 at SAN International Airport, and the runway behind, with an Air Canada jet connected to a jet-bridge. In the background is a Southwest Airline plane that has just landed. In the distance the hills of San Diego are covered in morning fog. Also featured in the background l, MCRD, and the air traffic control tower.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 10

First off the vine from our new little garden. Happy Mother's day to meeeeee. Lol

The first cucumber from our little urban garden, being held in my meaty paw.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· May 6

This right here is the top-tier edible beverage

St. Ides 100mg Lychee Pear cannabis infused drink

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Apr 29

For real....

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Apr 19

Uhhh...I'll pass, thanks

Coupon that says SAVE $.50 on any one FLOAM or MEGA BUMP FLOAM.
Expires 12/97

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Apr 13

And what the f is this???

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Apr 2

For reference:

Improperly translated closed-caption text of Liz Cheney asking Cassidy Hutchinson during the J6 Committee hearings whether or not she had any conversations with Patsy Baloney (Pat Cipollone)

Pat "Patsy Baloney" Cipollone with arms crossed looking pressed.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Apr 2

Got a bit of stinging nettles in the garden, and now I have to wait outside my doctor's office in the RASH PROTOCOL AREA (outside by the dumpsters).

A parking spot outside a medical office with 4 plastic chairs set up to sit around with you awful rashes.

Fantastic view from the RASH PROTOCOL AREA of 2 blue dumpsters.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Apr 2

Early to bed, but a few moon pics out of appreciation

Picture of a house at dusk with the full moon peeking over the roof.

The same house as before, but later at night, with the full moon higher in the sky.

Closer picture of the house across the street with the full moon rising overhead.

Picture of lots of palms and trees nearly obscuring the full moon shining through over a white stucco roofline.

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Mar 30

If you see this, post a concert photo you took: Glass Beams 2025 Ventura Music Hall

Kimmunism@kimmunism· Mar 25

Literally thought the first license plate said GO SHART until I was typing the alt-text. Anyhoo...here are some vehicles with something to say. Apologies to Shari.