I'm ready for the eclipse

Ah, well, if we're doing Scream and Scanners then:

Did someone say "Comical Ali" 3 times in the mirror?

What's the point of AI if it hasn't replaced caricaturists yet?

Huh

Cool use of AI. I don't need to interact with my children as much

STOP THE COUNT

I remember when he was all in favour of his friends being electric

Rangers will face Polish side Jagiellonia Bialystok in the Europa League third qualifying round.

You couldn't have timed this post better

The King has his back

Verify your age I can hear this image

That sounds like "Commerce"?

I'm getting heavy "Vortex in The Adventure Game" vibes from this pub table

If Donald Trump wants to ever arrange a conference in Scotland, I've got just the place. And this isn't a Four Seasons Landscaping; it's legit hospitality

Jo, no?

Zia Yusuf: Something something Islington Elites Also Zia Yusuf: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zia_Yusuf

Me, when I realised my remote still works after accidentally launching it across the room when I stood up

If you're not still wearing your VE Day t-shirt 7 weeks later, can you even call yourself a patriot?

Post a TV show that starts with the letter R 📺

At what point do you think "Fuck it" and just set fire to your car

And, yet again, meanwhile in Glasgow

Not a single swast1ka arm band or hooded cloak in sight... What kind of bullshit is this?

Me, watching all the World Cup news reports from Boston: #Scotland