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@kingoftheu
Hi, I'm KingoftheUzbeks. You may remember me from such projects as “so-so AH” and “mediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Him/His. Go Crew, Go Bucks, Go Reds, Go Cavs, Go Jackets and God Help Ohio's NFL teams.
Head of the Taiwan Democratic Self-Government League when the Invasion of Taiwan hits and he's supposed to help the occupation somehow:
"Big Navy wants a show. It’s gonna be great. We’ll test some new old toys, let the Marines freeze their balls off fighting the Army for some C-Ring buzzwords, and we’ll go do donuts in Ivan’s backyard and see who comes a-knocking. It’ll be fun." - Kimberly Scott
It's been changed to be slightly less flowery since but someone clearly wanted to fuck the pelicans.
Bringing my Bi Pride Flag back in time to show Lord Byron. After a series of hijinks I give it to a friendly group of Greek rebels. I return to the present, only to fall to my knees in horror as I gaze upon the new Bi Pride Flag.
Yeah that's why I'm saying college. OSU already does banner stuff, just need to paint something unique.
American ethnic whiteness created a world where politicians could simply play mad libs "I support [popular foreign leader] and oppose [ethnic bugbear back home" while at the [National Holiday] Parade. Essentially interchangeable. Nowadays they need even less
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The Far Right Party is collapsing while the Distrubingly Fascist Party surges. The Disurbingly Fascist Party is collapsing while the Somehow Even More Fascist Party surges. The Somehow Even More Fascist Party is collapsing while the Corpse of Benito Mussol...