Apparently, getting old is suddenly understanding the appeal of tacky porcelain knick-knacks

Like most subby boys, I think his eyes are too big for his belly...

I've rather lost interest in PL football this season (I'm a fairweather fan), but they're definitely making attempts to lure me back.

I prefer the homemade version. But yeah, a bit of jeopardy in your underwear is always fun.

It's no Emley Moor mast

I see Weredog got the lucrative Tyrells sponsorship.

Monument to good boys

Going to take notes from my 7 year old niece on how to end a conversation.

I particularly like the "fem twink" long socks

Took advantage of the break in the rain to take the boy for a culture walk

If you see this, post an archer

Happy New Year, phone people! I fear I may forget at midnight.

Being extra queer for the NYE festivities

Wow you all really like these two huh? I'd say you should watch more football but honestly the PL is pretty barren aside from these two. Watch some F1.

Can't take football commentators seriously when they're reeling off statistics about Archie Gray if they're not even going to mention how fuckable he is.

Back in his right place after the coziness of Christmas

But don't forget to...

Fine fine, you can have one I'm actually in.

Not to be soppy about it but my favourite photos from this year have a bit of a theme.

Frat party invite? You're popular now? No - you're the entertainment.

Not really my type but each to their own...

Go on then, you can have another old "subby twink Theo" photo

When Christmas concerts roll around and you have to retrieve your festive hat from your shelf of headgear...

My Spotify wrapped judged me as ever so slightly younger than I am. But I am very old. It also confirmed that Sam rubbed off on me this year. But only a little bit.

I wonder what could possibly have arrived in a package this shape, in the run up to Christmas...

Dragged Sam to the IKEA and he dragged me to get my first Swedish meatballs.

First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success

I'll eat your cake any time

Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train

Downside of renovations in my house - I've had my playroom full of junk for over two months. Starting to get very pent up. Once my bedroom is done I'm going to have aggression to work out.