kitet frog

@kitetfrog

he/they 1993 american moron. i do art, mostly digital. worked on An Outcry; now workin on cool videogame BLANKSWORD @blanksword.bsky.social avatar by @koboldfactory.bsky.social !

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kitet frog@kitetfrog· 13d

SR+++ rank [ SQUIDWARD'S CLARINET 3D VARIANT]

model's resource icon for a 3d model of squidward playing clarinet

kitet frog@kitetfrog· 16d

CRYING AND SOBBING FOR A DIFFERENT REASON NOW

screencap of a hanging pegboard shaped like an apple. it's on sale for 20.99 when it'd usually be 34.99

kitet frog@kitetfrog· 16d

like am i totally disconnected from reality or are the prices on these items unreasonable? considering they're being sold by a chain store, so i kinda doubt they're handmade in any capacity. I don't know how much of any one individuals design is going into these.

layered screencaps of celestial-themed items from Michael's: small decorative shelves, trinket boxes, pillows and the like. They generally range from 20 USD to slightly over 50 USD.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· 25d

roommate came into my room to show me this tiktok and i think it's pretty accurate to how i'm feeling rn

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jul 5

comic about deltarune chapter 5 weird route (does not spoil anything in chapter 5) #deltarune

The artist persona stares intently at their computer screen.
"So, recently, my partner requested I watch Deltarune Chapter 5's Weird Route with her. (Previously, I had played up through Chapter 2 once. He has played and watched even less.)
Quinn: ... so... do you... see why I've been so excited? About this?
Kitet: MAN. YEAH.

Kitet excitedly babbles to Quinn about the videogame-
Kitet: No yeah 'cause like- It's been building up to this? On a side path, this whole time?
Quinn: Yeah!!
Kitet: and you know, obviously, I'd heard people mention there's a "weird route" or whatever but I didn't hear it significantly diverged from the main route until now.
Quinn: No, me neither!
Kitet: Doesn't the game imply in Chapter 2 that the players actions only affect minor optional things...? I feel like I remember that.
Quinn: Oooo... hrm!

Kitet: And like- okay so I know the answer is that Chapter 5 only just came out, but why is the ONLY thing I've seen anyone talking about from Chapters 3 and 4 for the past year, like, "ahuhu, Spamton and the big TV guy are soooo divorced!"
Like this story beat was being built up over the course of the game, right? It didn't just come ou-
(Kitet is interrupted by a thumping noise increasing in volume)

suddenly a very large man crashes through the wall of Kitets bedroom, announcing "Now, I don't know what a Spam Ten is, but there's a Big TV Guy in the White House right now and I think more people oughta be talking about that!!!"

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 26

the devil is speaking to me in my mind and telling me to "read it". inversely, goodreads has convinced me that it's not used by real people

screencap of a Goodreads review score for... a certain old webcomic i shan't say the name of. It only has a few reviews, but none of them are under 3 stars, which is extremely generous.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 25

discord message: "(points) that's digital curcus" followed by a gif of a man in a recliner sitting up and pointing at something offscreen

discord message: "the amaning digitlal wednesay" "It's Wednesday!"

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 24

incredibly haunted object spotted outside jiffy lube parking lot

photo of some kind of small toy baby laying in a bed of gravel; the toy is made of a soft rubber and is charcoal-black in color

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 22

every time i open clip studio, it helpfully shows me my recent work files so i can stay on task

a row of thumbnail images; 3 of them are blanksword work files (censored) but one of them is a weird uncanny painting of Simply You painted over Mr. Incredible

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 22

pronoun palace "fanart"

the "good heavens my jubilant pig meter is nearly full!" post but it's drawn over to be Bammon from Pronoun Palace with jubilist clown makeup on

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 21

i love hole punching

screencap of Pronoun Palace; Lexicographer versus Sheriff. the board is empty, as i've used every tile to spell out "eligible math mead" so i can do 27 damage in one hit.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 20

BEGONE FOUL BEAST

photo of a classic rainbow-patterned hot air balloon drifting over an apartment rooftop. Judging by its relative scale, the balloon is not especially distant, maybe only a few blocks away.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Jun 16

me: aw man as soon as i have reasonable disposable income again i have to like, catch up on whatever good games people are talking about. i need to buy deltarune. and i should probably see what's up with mina. me: me:

steam screenshot: Kitet now owns Pronoun Palace.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· May 25

come to the blanksword discord server; sometimes people ask me things about the character designs that i answer by drawing things like this.

a drawing of a side character from Blanksword: Grace, a chubby goth woman, blowing a puff of vape smoke. There's a little text that says "it's like rose-flavored or something to make up for how uncool she thinks vaping will make her look".

kitet frog@kitetfrog· May 17

me when ive got my swag on tbh

a frame from bad animated movie Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night. Human Pinocchio looks blazed out of his mind

kitet frog@kitetfrog· May 14

living in the desert is funny, sometimes you step out your door and just see a man-sized tornado

small loose sketch of the author standing in front of their door, watching a small dust devil approach from across the street and dissipate against their next door neighbors door.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· May 14

Our pride and joy of the united america, the statue of Library. she's called that because she's holding a book!!.

statue of liberty but it's zoomed in on the plaque or whatever in its left hand. big red circle and arrows pointing at it

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Apr 29

it's really awesome i love search engines, i love trying to double-check my own limited knowledge about anything

a screencap of some google search results for "plus sign arms gesture". The first result is for a reddit thread where someone asks about a gesture (that isn't the one i'm looking for) a character in Grand Theft Auto 5 does. The second result is for a Tiktok discover feed. The third result is for the Wikipedia article for the "6-7" meme, which has nothing to do with what I was looking for. At the bottom of the screencap is a result from a website called "Westside Toastmasters", which is a pretty good name.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Apr 14

"This world is inhabited by creatures called Moonchild! For some people, Moonchild are friends. Other use them for new and excitingly different stories."

it's the pokemon red/blue sprite of professor oak standing next to moonchild

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Apr 12

anyway while i only have mobile internet, im working on the game, but in order to approach my usual level of stimulation i get by rewatching rtvs vods on the side, im listening to podcast episodes i had downloaded before and i just have this picture pulled up on my second monitor

photo of a computer monitor with a photo of a dachshund zoomed in really big

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Mar 22

it;s 4 in the morning

a list of google search attempts, looking for something that is vaguely a "crawling evil dread cartoon" among other attempted descriptors

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Mar 21

sketch comm for @fractaldiane.bsky.social ! #commissions #furryart #furry

a brown furry demon with red eyes and dark grey horns; they're sitting on their haunches and grinning as they thwap their kangaroo-like tail at the ground.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Mar 2

commission for @marikedrawinge.com ! #furryart #commission

illustration of a big dragon laying back on a huge colorful pile of pillows. The dragon has blue scales, a light yellow belly, and long brown hair.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Feb 16

PLEASE,,, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD JOKE EVEN IF IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

wikipedia screencap. "Career: Told by his art teachers that he would never make it as an artist due to his crude style, he quit art and became a full-time magician. (citation needed)"

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Feb 16

oh these are some good signs to see at the top of the wikipedia page :y

a small bullet point list detailing "multiple issues" the wikipedia article for Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl may have. I like the notes that say "This article needs clearer distinction between fact and fiction" and "This article may be written from a fan's point of view, rather than a neutral point of view."

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Feb 16

wait wait wait wait wait what do you mean "animation". what do you mean "episodes". ?????????????????????

screencap: i am googling "Lenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl" and the second result is for a youtube video

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Feb 15

i feel insane because i remember a few years ago this kind of thing used to work and actually make fast food semi-affordable, and now it's This

discord messages between kitet and quinn.
kitet: wow i forgot how genuinely nonfunctional the wendsy ordering app is
quinn: AUGH
kitet: 1, kept throwing errors when i tried to place order.
2, one of them actually did charge me, but the order still wasn't sent to their kitchen so they couldn't make it for me.
3, i ordered in person, conceding I'll have to call customer service for a refund.
4, i try to use digital coupon in person, it gives me rewards points but doesn't apply the discount???
5, I can't try to use any rewards points now because my access to them is "locked"???????? bc im not allowed to use coupons in succession i guess

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Feb 10

previously unseen footage of stinky puppy

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Feb 7

Hey everyone, did you know my commissions are still open? No big story, just trying to make sure I have money to save beyond paying for rent and necessities. ! INFO AND KOFI LINK IN REPLY !

art commission example post, featuring Dedan from OFF, a funny catgirl, and a couple of emojis of a dog in a sleep cap from the Blanksword discord.

kitet frog@kitetfrog· Feb 4

yeah i think you stick em in the fridge so you can rub a cold rock on your face. it's doggy approved too (all my knowledge of what these are for comes from this video)