Kitten April

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April's Babyfur/ABDL Account She/They 30+ 😭 PFP by the fantastic @rileykit.bsky.social Banner by the wonderful @jessetheferret.bsky.social I come from a land down undah'

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Kitten April@kittenapril· Jul 8

Aussie political satire groups beat you to it

Screenshot of a post by Toilet Paper Australia (Parody of Turning Point USA) stating "The best bit? Farage got 46% of the vote in Clacton, meaning that it's theoretically possible that Count Binface could win in a one on one contest."

Kitten April@kittenapril· May 14

Why would they specifically want men? Everyone knows that the best devs are cat-girls in programmer socks

Image of three different thigh high socks in the Transgender Pride Flag colours, light pink, light blue and white. The socks are labelled, left to right, "Junior", "Senior", "Team Lead".

Each one is more elaborate that the last, with the third sock stylised at the top to look like the face of a cat, with ears emerging from the top seam.

Kitten April@kittenapril· May 13

I don't have anything that fits the description.. oh.. wait... I don't have Pushies Face, but I do have "Oops, Unexpected Pushies" Face

Kitten April@kittenapril· Feb 20

Fixed it for you!

A poster advertising a fundraising subathon on behalf of Jimmy Wuffster. The word "life" in "help our friend change his life!" has been crossed out, and the word "diaper" is written below that.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Feb 20

Thank you @bbis.bsky.social for the lovely Mini April! She's absolutely adorable!

Miniature version of my Fursona, a purple kitten.
She's wearing a light purple t-shirt with a pair of light green shortalls over the top. She also has a purple pacifier in her mouth.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Feb 10

This was the best response I've seen so far And I must say, I enjoy watching me some curling, even if I don't comprehend the whole thing

Post from Threads by user mattgoldich that reads "You don't have to understand Bad Bunny to enjoy it, I've been watching curling for 3 days"

Kitten April@kittenapril· Feb 4

The post appeared as below in my feed, so I wasn't sure what you meant about the third picture at first...

A screenshot of the above post showing the three images that were reposted. The third image is cropped in such a way that the top half of the face isn't visible.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Feb 4

Nintendo couldn't possibly come up with something as cursed as Furby

A white furby that has been modified to have a body that is at least two metres long with a set of fourteen black insect-like legs towards the front of the body.

The furby is positioned on a wall such that its body hugs the top of a window frame and its tail end disappears off-camera. The front of its body and four front legs are raised up and it is facing just to the left of the camera.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Jan 17

They *are* surprisingly cute

Close-up of the face and front quarters of a Water Opossum, a small semiaquatic marsupial native to Central and Southern America. With grey and white marbled fur, it is clinging to a small plant stem and looking at the camera.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Jan 11

I wouldn't be getting my hopes up too much, they're clearly still on the AI bandwagon, they've just realised AI doesn't sell laptops (Though they seem to have come to the wrong conclusion as to why it doesn't sell laptops, thinking it confuses us rather than disgusts us)

Excerpt from an article with the lines "We're very focused on delivering upon the AI capabilities of a device" and "In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific outcome." highlighted.

Full text from the excerpt follows:

Then Dell's head of product, Kevin Terwilliger, went further and noted of the company's fresh product launches (which included the new XPS 14 and 16 laptops): "One thing you'll notice is the message we delivered around our products was not AI-first. So, a bit of a shift from a year ago where we were all about the AI PC."

Terwilliger continued: "We're very focused on delivering upon the AI capabilities of a device – in fact everything that we're announcing has an NPU in it – but what we've learned over the course of this year, especially from a consumer perspective, is they're not buying based on AI. In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific outcome."

Kitten April@kittenapril· Dec 19

Creating a bundle that is an insult to developers and attaching it to Girls Who Code, an organisation that is about actually teaching women and girls how to code, not this "throw words at a slop machine and hope it doesn't delete my database" crap... This is some A-Grade trash @humblebundle.com

Email marketing campaign advertising Humble Bundle's "The Complete Lovable and Vibe Coding Bundle"

It includes the blurb: "Tired of long days writing code? Learn Vibe Coding, the technique that blends Al and technical prowess to streamline this unavoidable, time-eating process."

The included images are all in bright colours depicting various people that appear to be in thought, some are in front of computers.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Dec 8

He'll wanna really *pound the pavement* if he wants to drum up support for a new party

Photo of Australian Politician Barnaby Joyce laying on his back on the sidewalk with his knees in the air, holding a mobile phone to his right ear

Kitten April@kittenapril· Nov 23

In the interest of accessibility, I've edited a couple to correct for the depth inversion cause by using the cross-eyed method. (Attempt 5, trying a different browser...) Credit: J-P Metsaivanio Source: www.bbc.com/future/artic...

This image created by J-P Metsaivanio show's a star-forming region in the constellation Auriga.

This dramatic picture of galaxy NGC 1055 clearly shows dark lanes, made up of cosmic dust

Kitten April@kittenapril· Oct 29

If you came across this post, post your sona not smiling I'm dreaming about the potty monster, so I'm not smiling in my dream either

My fursona April, a purple cat, passed out on the floor sleeping with their butt diapered and raised in the air as a result of falling asleep unexpectedly.
There is a substantial puddle of drool in front of the face, and six "Z's" in an arc across the top of the image

Kitten April@kittenapril· Oct 15

Now, I'm not making any accusations here, but this year's Mental Health Month artwork definitely has a particular vibe to it...

An image designed for use as the background on Zoom and Teams calls
A yellow background with the text "Taking steps on your wellbeing journey" in the upper left and two characters in the lower right.

The characters are walking side by side with arms around each other's shoulders. The characters are drawn in the style of young Kemonomimi, humans with animal ears and tails. Both are wearing overalls/dungarees.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Sep 21

I was very confused for a moment there

Screenshot of two phone notifications.
The first advising that my watch battery is fully charged; the second is for the above reply that says "Battery low please charge now."

Kitten April@kittenapril· Sep 21

Took me a bit to find the one you meant Thankfully I follow enough kinky folk that it didn't too take long for it to appear in my feed

Meme from Parks and Recreation of Ron handing a paper to an officer and saying “Not to worry. I have a permit.”

Followed by a closeup image of the paper being held by the officer, edited to read:

“Every fictional character I’ve drawn and will draw having sex, has consented to being drawn that way. They told me themselves.”

Kitten April@kittenapril· Sep 18

I have a solution, fix all of the complaints at once The issue though is that E and F don't get much variety at all

A Black and White Mercator projection of the world with straight red lines dividing the world into eight segments labelled A through H. The red lines all intersect in the centre of the map, which is also the coordinates 0°N 0°E

Kitten April@kittenapril· Sep 17

I'm about to make this worse, and I do sincerely apologise for it The lines don't even all intersect at the same point

Kitten April@kittenapril· Sep 9

Oh my gosh Jimmy, is that you???

Kitten April@kittenapril· Aug 17

I think you mean the Carlton Clydesdales 😝

Kitten April@kittenapril· Aug 11

Immediately thought of this classic

Tweet from "grandmother slime" in 2018 reading: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it's not that I lied, it's just that I failed.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Aug 11

Disclaimer: I filled this out while still recovering from general anaesthetic and codeine

Kitten April@kittenapril· Jul 31

These are the streets I grew up on

Screenshot from Activision's 1997 RTS game called Dark Reign

Kitten April@kittenapril· Jun 4

The counsellor was giving out stickers at group therapy this morning I was pretty happy with my haul

Two stickers.
One depicts a ginger and white cat standing in front of a trans pride flag.
The other depicts a grey cat sitting in a box coloured with both the progress pride flag and the pan pride flag.

Kitten April@kittenapril· May 14

A box of Black Forest branded Juicy Burst jellies, with liquid filled centers.

Kitten April@kittenapril· May 11

There we are, these are close approximations of my favourite colours to wear when I'm feeling little or very little Please note: That is some of my neatest handwriting, and easily took the longest of any part of this, just trying to make it legible

A three colour palette square divided into quarters. The three colours are pastel blue, purple and yellow. The lower-right quarter has "I can't count that high" written in handwriting.

A three colour palette square divided into quarters. The colours are lighter versions of the accompanying image. The three colours are pastel blue, purple and yellow. The lower-right quarter has "I still can't count that high" written in handwriting.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Apr 4

Does this mean I can get your number? 😋

Screenshot of the above post from Bluesky, including the quoted post and image.

The quoted image is a drawing of two feminine-presenting students standing in front of a chalk board with their respective heights written next to them.

The shorter of the two shows a height of 145cm, and the taller of the two has had the height that was written altered digitally from the original quoted post to read 193cm.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Mar 28

Okay, you know what? I actually spent way more time on this than I originally intended to and put actual effort in... Re: Bondage. Should still have an ABDL theme. Straight jacket, strapped into high chair/bouncer/car seat, strapped into cot for nap-time enforcement, etc.

ADBL Bottles meme depicting preferences for ABDL related themes using baby bottles and how full they are to represent how much each theme is enjoyed.
This one is filled out with the themes below:
Little - Full to the top, spurting out the top a small amount.
Middle - Filled halfway.
CG - Filled three quarters.
DL - Full to the top.
Pet - Full to the top, spurting out the top a small amount.
Wet - Almost full.
Messy - A small amount in the bottom.
Breastfeeding - Just shy of almost full.
Bondage - A little over three quarters.
Fauxcest - A small amount in the bottom.
CNC - Full to the top, spurting out the top a small amount.
Spanking - A small amount in the bottom.
Magic Wand - Full to the top, spurting out the top a lot, some running down the sides of the bottle.
Chastity - A quarter full.
Humpies - This is an unnamed bottle that can be given a custom label (in this case the label is "Humpies"), it is close to full.

Kitten April@kittenapril· Mar 27

We have that each morning in here, but rather than ask us for a 1-10 scale, they give us a series of images (either various expressive faces, animals, etc) and ask us which one we relate to currently Today we had a special guest: