I'll take 'sentences I never knew would exist' for 300, Alex.

I caught moment my car turned over 100k miles 🙃

The grabby paws! 🥹 Lillis used to do that ~ Also, I see your Mochi and raise you a Biscuit!

Goofy and mildly suggestive shirts I would wear in public.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you? Honestly I'm just a joke in a soft meatsuit with nice boobs.

Y'all... my baby is 19. And he graduated. 😭😭😭🎓🎉

Finally got around to doing my home #keyboard... I'm not gonna mention dusty it was underneath the original keycaps 😅 But look at this... IT LOOKS AWESOME! 🤩

Ahhh that's better~

Got a new keyboard and then got some cute keycaps 😍 ....I later did the F row too 😅

More dumbass shirts I would wear in public 🙂

Silly shirts that I would wear in public

....I am a child with an adult job. 😁

I am currently exactly this at my office this week. I AM ABOUT TO HOLLAR i tell ya!! So sick of the incompetence...

....soooo if you know me, you know that I am a huge fan of trinkets and decoratives. Especially pins. I have 2 bags. SFW that goes to work with me and NSFW that goes everywhere else. I have just received a few new pins... 21 NSFW, and 30 SFW. I have not yet added them to the current collections..😅

Silly shirts I would wear in public Part ??

Dumbass shirts I would unapologetically wear in public Part whatever...

Hey baby, would you like a massage? I'll grab your favorite scent...

"Thats it, good boy. Bend over for me and show me those cute undie- .....SIR."

....hang on. I'm about to piss off the christians 😈 (My family are good sports at least)

Goofy-ass shirts I would wear in public Part 4...?

What in the face fuckery... ....well I mean... 🤣

Office staff: Everyone wear a pastel color for pictures on Friday! [My name] you too! Me: Funny that y'all assume I have colored clothing. Coworker: I can bring you a- Me:

.....NEED

I don't need them anymore so I made a kit for my coworkers 😊

Goofy tshirts that I would absolutely wear in public Part 3?

If you know me, you know that I have massive anxiety and therefore try to be prepared for just about anything. So if anyone is fresh out of FUCKs to give, I gotchu.

This is the 'welcome' I send to new team members 🤭

Goofyass shirts I would wear in public. Part 3?

Also I found this It is super pretty 😍 And multi-purpose And PURPLE!

Dumbass shirts I would absolutely wear in public Part 2