Christie
@kjerstiekeland
In the 99th percentile for height and nonsense Viva dros Vegas My opinions are also your own (because I am extremely correct)
How was anyone even filming this, we were the only 2 people in the room (I'm ready for it to be next week pls)
Someone let Daniel Roseberry know that it's perfect and also that I really need it in green
Will I ever have enough white clothes? Will people stop asking me if I'm a bride? Is 40 times enough? Stay tuned as these questions and more remain unanswered in 3 weeks
I keep calling it the Imelda Marcos grenadine truck but I think they know what I mean
Shoutout to whoever snitched to the Hollywood reporter about me going to the sphere 20+ times (which is obviously a very regular and normal amount of times) I can’t stop laughing
Like. I don’t even have a TikTok??? My features are distinctively severe and my overall geometry is “extreme”??? Videos of me are more tightly controlled than office 39??? What???????
How the fuck is this album 30 years old???? Didn’t I just get it a couple years ago at the kristiansand platekompaniet??