I was so excited I forgot to put the sharpie cap back on and scribbled all over my jeans on the way back to my seat like a giddy schoolchild. 🤪

My in-laws live in the Midtown Market apartment building, and they could see the cloud of tear gas from the windows.

My dog’s name is Pinto, and he is a true smol bean who will now not stop barking his head off at this fucker trying to encroach on his territory.