Okay but low key giving here

Going to post this *everywhere*

*I look pretty good for a gay bitch*

Need to wear these glasses more methinks

Gay People 🙂

Pride day 3, bottomless brunch incoming

Carly deciding what to name the B-sides album in 2027…

Speedo of the Day™️

Imagine hating me and I’m just in bed stoned watching a man describe the entire Lord of the Rings plot on his massive replica map of Middle Earth

Co-Star said “horny 4 Pride”

Is he, you know…

Ninety degrees means dinner party desserts are ice box cakes 🥰

Incredible things are happening on Threads

Plenty of room to improve but like…not bad!

Went to a Korean fried chicken spot and had caviar on a chicken nugget and I have (unfortunately for my wallet) been changed for good

*Michelle Obama Voice* NYT cooking, you have done it again, constantly raising the bar…

Here’s hoping these transform me into the hottest person alive this summer!

So I fell off a Citibike and all I got was this haircut

A serious question!

I don’t want to see any fucking long shorts, get your thighs out I wanna see hams fellas

*Wendy Williams voice* well come on now!

A disco ball is truly so healing to gay people

Tilly is the only fun member of RHOBH fire everyone else

Okay this pasta slapped…

My sleep paralysis demon

Oh hiiiii