Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen
T1 Diabetic. Swiftie. Progressive. I have lots of opinions on sports, particularly in Detroit. I'm good at bowling, keeping stats at sporting events, and backing in to parking spots.
It's nice that you and the NBA share some commonality in how you will eventually meet your demise, according to the future death labeler.
Nothing has ever tasted more like its advertised flavor than this does. It is EXACTLY what the melted liquid of a rainbow sherbet tastes like.
So I subscribed to this Bluesky labeler that gives every profile on here a cause of their future death, and I'm concerned, because so far, yours is the one that seems like it has the most plausibility. I worry about your future hot dog consumption while on a cruise.
Yea, and what I found were different numbers, so that's why I was trying to politely ask where you got yours. Because what I found is this, which shows that 65% or dead organ donors (which is what the license donor registry is for) are men and 65% of recipients are men. And then 35/35 for women.
This is the current weather forecast for next week's Noah Kahan concert and I'm scared for my life. I'm not built for anything over like 72 degrees.
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh that's a weather boosted 98% Necrozma that ran away after 14 straight excellent curveball throws 😭 #pokemongo
Back at it again in the white (caps) (Is that too old of a reference for Bluesky)
Machine Gun Kelly being at the new amphitheater has radicalized the entire Grand Rapids subreddit.
Look at this poor guy who has obviously never been given anything fun in his life.
Excuse me, your honor. We have proof that she was drinking water, and only water.
There's no shot this is an 82-0 team, and this other one is 66-16. What are we doing lol.
I just audibly groaned when my last spin on offense was QB and it gave me 1981-85 Bears. Like be for real. There's like two 80's offensive spins on the board and it gives me one for QB.
For my fellow baseball fans playing Chasin 117, I found a glitch you can take advantage of lol.
Our lawn has been upgraded for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social. Let's goooooooo!
Me getting a bunch of 3 dollar payouts from various class action lawsuits over my lifetime has finally paid off today.