My timeline is uncanny:

Red/blue lens combo got me like:

caught the block but i found the screenshot by searching “chocolatier” - alt text ty for your service 🫡

never saw this in the wild before!

hmm. no warning needed, actually

Pack my bags and fire up the Tardis 12axes.vercel.app/en

Trade me your handle this instant lmao

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

I'm always saying this

they write themselves on bluesky, in fact - my timeline just now:

thinking of Westley's "to the pain" speech from The Princess Bride:

it’s not but wowie they look the same

not beating but exceeding the allegations

we're installing rolling shelves in the kitchen cabinets and now I'm channeling Nadine Hurley from Twin Peaks

ok but this is weird my reply to “a post” appears as a post on my profile not as a reply creepy

i tried muting but dude is relentless.

to preserve my so-called sanity

idk i’m old af but look at these scores what do i win?

good freaking lord this is first post

Even the doors to the theater had the vibe. Backrooms good!

oh the irony here A++

what’s that? there’s leftover herb focaccia? oh all right i’ll sauté some peppers and onions and lay some mozz slices over it with tomatoes and olives. top it with fresh grated parm and chopped fresh basil then? fine fine whatever as you wish

ask and the timeline shall answer

thought of her for absolutely no reason at all

make a wish

not to give away my precise location or anything but let’s just say i’m under the blue dot.

way too early in the season for this shit no me gusta not even a little bit

i’ll take it

antes . . . y después AND NO ONE DIED