KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 (@knewagirlnic) · DIRTY

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊

@knewagirlnic

Built on typos, runs on love. My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social Mostly full of typos:

1.142 Folgt3.394 Follower8.821 Posts

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir knewagirlnic.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· 5d

Simmer the fuck down grocery store with your Pumpkin Spice and Peppermint Mocha offerings in August

Peppermint Mocha and Pumpkin Spice Cold brew beverages on display in a refrigerator grocery store case in August in a clear violation of starting seasonal flavors TOO SOON

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· 7d

A new visitor

A view out a window which has captured a hummingbird about to take flight from a wire holding lights. There are green trees and a bit of blue sky in the background.

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· 14d

My kinda thirst trap

A white ceramic plate containing various types of cheese and charcuterie along with crackers, bread, apple slices and olives

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· 22d

My Roku City finally caught up to everyone else!

A pic of a zoomed in portion of Roku city featuring the now famous and highly revered Jimothy, the raccoon with shortened spine syndrome. Jimothy is walking on the sidewalk in front of an arched door heading towards a lamppost. The color scheme is Roku purple.

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· 22d

Bsky giveth:

A BBK post:
“Be unapologetically authentic”

Followed directly by an authentic emcee post:
“A haunted sex club with a gory hole”

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· 23d

Noods

Peanutty noods with crispy chicken, a soft boiled egg; topped pumpkin seeds, furikake and purple basil

Peanutty noods with crispy chicken, a soft boiled egg; topped pumpkin seeds, furikake and purple basil

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· 28d

What’s your dip of choice your grilled cheese?

A grilled cheese stacked on a paper plate with some ranch dressing and bbq sauce

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jul 12

Twice slices of pizza on a paper plate. The pizza has mushroom, pepperoni and anchovies and will solve today’s problems if I’m lucky

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jul 10

Aww, were you sad to find I routinely block back so you blocked me again, George?

A screenshot of a notification from a blocking tracker

Yesterday at 11:45 AM
@georgesellers.bsky.so cial has blocked you

Today at 11:50 AM
@georgesellers.bsky.so cial has blocked you

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jul 6

How about this little cutie?

A yellow and black bird perched on a pale blue bird feeder that is shaped like an Adirondack rocking chair. The feeder is hanging from a Shepard Hook.
Hopefully this image cheers you up!

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jul 1

Valid advice - it’s generally better “to make it with your partner”

Part of the instructions for a Mattress Vacuum Bag. The instructions may have lost something in translation. They read: Do not drag the roll: Do not drag the finished roll. Be carefully handle during the whole transportation. In case of the hevy mattress, it is better to make it with your partner.

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jul 1

Got assaulted by these cocks going to restock my supply of bird food

4 giant metal rooster sculptures chained together in front of a set of automated doors leading into a store

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 28

Doing a deep dive down memory lane today organizing my closet. Many moons ago this swam atop the head of my preemies

A crocheted Santa hat displayed next to a cough drop for size comparison. Both are resting on a pair of worn blue jeans

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 28

How do you get your soft boiled eggs not to go all dodgy when you peel them

top with two hash brown patties, bacon and soft boiled eggs all dusted with salt and pepper and fresh snipped chives. There is a glass with iced coffee in the background along with various other countertop items

top with two hash brown patties, bacon and soft boiled eggs all dusted with salt and pepper and fresh snipped chives. There is a glass with iced coffee in the background along with various other countertop items

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 27

I’ve been in a terrible sleep cycle, but last night I slept hard so here’s some brekkie to celebrate

A white ceramic plate holding a single slice of sourdough avocado toast. The toast is topped with avocado smash, feta crumbles, pickled shallot, fresh sliced peach, pumpkin seeds, Vegemite, fresh herbs, salt, pepper, olive oil.

A white ceramic plate holding a single slice of sourdough avocado toast and a sliced peach garnish. The toast is topped with avocado smash, feta crumbles, pickled shallot, fresh sliced peach, pumpkin seeds, Vegemite, fresh herbs, salt, pepper, olive oil.

A white ceramic plate holding a single slice of sourdough avocado toast. The toast is topped with avocado smash, feta crumbles, pickled shallot, fresh sliced peach, pumpkin seeds, Vegemite, fresh herbs, salt, pepper, olive oil. There is a glass with cherries and flowers painted on that holds and iced coffee in the background along with a white painted sculpture of an artichoke.

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 26

Mini gyros for dinner

Mini gyros on a white ceramic plate. The gyros include crispy lamb, tomato, cucumber, shallot, feta, tzatziki, dill, oregano, salt pepper and olive oil. There is a dill blossom on the plate as well

Mini gyros on a white ceramic plate. The gyros include crispy lamb, tomato, cucumber, shallot, feta, tzatziki, dill, oregano, salt pepper and olive oil. There is a dill blossom on the plate as well

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 22

Daylilies popping today

A vibrant orange daylily blossom with various green leaves and weeds in the background

A vibrant orange daylily blossom with stones, a terracotta style pot, various green leaves and weeds in the background

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 19

Pretty sure this is a sign that I would have at least two fans if I started an OnlyFeet account

A woman’s legs resting on the support of a pedicure tub in a nail salon. Her nails are freshly painted and there are two small fans attached to her flip flops drying her toenails

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 17

These flowers tho…

Deep burgundy colored hollyhock in bloom

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 13

Summer lovin’

A white bowl on a white counter with a silver fork resting upside down on the lip of the bowl. The bowl contains a green salad topped with sliced air fried chicken thighs and mango, cucumber, tomato and feta salsa

A close up of the same green salad topped with sliced air fried chicken thighs and mango, cucumber, tomato and feta salsa

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 13

I just make them at home

A large blue and white jar of Amarena Pitted Wild Cherries resting on a grey painted table

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 12

Medicinal

Two slices of sausage, mushroom and anchovy pizza on a paper plate resting on a teal fuzzy blanket

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 11

This is a hard pass for me. Back into the AC

A portion of a car’s dashboard display that shows the outside temperature to be 97 degrees

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 10

Sometimes the blocks are easier than others

A screenshot of a comment on the post of a moot that reads:

Sorry to hear that. I do thank Catholicism for one thing though...as a younger "ladies man", found that Catholic girls were the sluttiest females I ever "knew".

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 7

A photo of my kitchen which features espresso colored cabinets with gold brushed hardware. There is a predominately white countertop and a tiled background that is multiple blue colored mermaid tail tiles. The floor is a weathered grey laminate intended to look like hardwood floors. There is a black gas oven range with a black microwave hung over the top.

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 7

This is a Caprese inspired salad account now

A white bowl resting on a white counter with a variety of blue mermaid tail tiles in the background. The salad includes butter lettuce, diced grape tomatoes and pumpkin seeds tossed in EVOO, Balsamic vinegar, garlic powder, salt and pepper topped with basil chiffonade all surrounding chunks of fresh mozzarella

A white bowl containing a Caprese inspired salad with a silver fork, resting on a fuzzy teal blue blanket. The blanket is on a grey sofa cushion with a red and white pillow in the background. The salad includes butter lettuce, diced grape tomatoes and pumpkin seeds tossed in EVOO, Balsamic vinegar, garlic powder, salt and pepper topped with basil chiffonade all surrounding chunks of fresh mozzarella

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 6

Summah on a plate

Today’s version of salad in a white porcelain bowl resting on a white counter with mermaid tail tiles in the background. The salad includes grape tomato, fresh mozzarella, pumpkin seeds, pickled shallots, fresh basil, salt & pepper, balsamic glaze, and olive oil.

A close up of the same salad. The salad includes grape tomato, fresh mozzarella, pumpkin seeds, pickled shallots, fresh basil, salt & pepper, balsamic glaze, and olive oil

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 5

This pretty lil lady had her first grooming today. Had to document the bow because she wanted it gone immediately

A black and white border collie curled up in the front passenger seat of a car that has black pleather interior. She has a ridiculous pink bow attached by her ear.

A black and white border collie on a grey laminate floor that is designed to look like weathered wood flooring

A black and white border collie laying on a grey hardwood like surface with a water bowl in the foreground

A black and white border collie sitting on a hardwood like grey floor sheepishly avoiding the camera until this stupid bow is removed from her fur

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· Jun 2

Rando hollyhock coming up in my yard

Close up picture of two very dark red hollyhock blossoms, there is vibrant greenery in the background

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊@knewagirlnic· May 29

The only acceptable ballmaxxing

Craft bourbon cocktails resting on a brown wooden slat table next to an iPhone. The cocktail on the right has a ballmaxxed round ice cube