Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot

@koboldkolossus

Kobold at four feet, GIANT on the streets! KOLOSSAL face of Project Titan. Biggest skateboarder throwing down the biggest tricks. He/him. Opinions expressed here are my own and not representative of my employer's views. (Was @ThornDracorn on other sites.)

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Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· 4d

Gotta hit you with your own take on me.~

A kobold in a denim vest, belt, and jeans drinks a strange liquid from a water bottle, hulking out and transforming into a massive bipedal dragon.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· May 31

Bigby (@marshyruff.is-grow.ing ) and I had to travel upstate for a photo shoot recently, but the accommodations didn't have a bed big enough for both of us. Yet when you've got a career in being resized, nobody needs to sleep on the couch in #MicroMay. Picture by @ocdiamonddazzel.bsky.social!

Bigby the lion sleeps on his back on a bed barely wide and tall enough for him, bending his knees and keeping an arm behind his head to fit. He is only wearing a pair of swimming trunks, showing his defined musculature. Atop him, a shrunken Lank the kobold sleeps only in swimming trunks as well. He lies on Bigby's stomach and is using one of Bigby's pectorals as a pillow, smiling from the comfort.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· May 24

I'm the Kobold Kolossus, yet I keep becoming Littlest Lizard in D&D. Art (in order) by @microquinn.bsky.social (featuring Bigby @marshyruff.is-grow.ing), @nommz.bsky.social (featuring @kuipervanrel.elementalinn.net), @blurthefur.com, and @tribdinosaur.bsky.social (featuring @serophous.bsky.social).

Lank the kobold, clad in a simple fantasy outfit, appears about two inches tall as he sits on the shoulder of an armored Bigby. They look at each other affectionately.

Within a circle of ritual markings and magic purple flames, Vanrel the fennec fox and Lank the kobold, each wearing fantasy outfits, meditate and shrink themselves. After images show their diminution, and the candles and a nearby tome are taller than them, showing how small they have become so far.

Lank the kobold, wearing only a belt with a symbol-laden cloth hanging from it, is shown to be shrinking in front of a wooden door to a size that would let him crawn underneath it.

Lank the kobold stands on a laboratory table, glowing and newly shrunken as a result of an experiment by the hyena alchemist Alistair. As Lank stands among testing implements, with test tubes towering over him and with him less than the height of the first large marking on a ruler, he appears to be judging the nature of his shrinking in a way that surprises Alistair.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· May 18

I'm excited to be part of a balanced breakfast! Available in your local supermarkets soon. Big thanks to @microquinn.bsky.social for designing this promo! Thanks to my lovely partner @marshyruff.is-grow.ing for watching over me as well. :)

A miniature kobold grinds on his skateboard along the side of a cereal bowl, significantly smaller than he appears on the box of his own branded cereal. Behind him, a large lion observes the scene.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· May 16

In @marshyruff.is-grow.ing's Beast World D&D game, I've been "gifted" a crystal of magics akin to black holes. I'm manipulating gravity and the void, Misty Stepping short ways via wormholes, and—as I do—learning to compress to a single point. Art by @microquinn.bsky.social and @blurthefur.com!

A kobold clad in a simple red hoodie and plain white t-shirt clutches a dark violet magical crystal in his outstretched left hand. A void swirls around him and is concentrating into a sphere in his right hand, which is positioned to throw the sphere at a foe.

A kobold clad in a hoodie and t-shirt clutches a dark violet magical crystal in his right hand while he determinedly clenches his left fist. His eyes are closed and he smiles as he focuses on the magic he is channeling. A void centered at his feet stretches upward around him and he appears to be diminishing in scale into it, as evidenced by the close-up of the hardwood floor upon which he stands and the relatively large toes of a companion behind him.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· May 9

#MicroMay is amazing. Big thanks to @blurthefur.com for capturing this incredible picture!

The kobold Lank, standing about an inch tall, walks near the base of a tree, looking up in joyous wonder at the "massive" grass, flowers, fungi, and tree around him.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Nov 28

Seeing your post made me want to re-check what I had covered in D.A. Garden Edition's code, so I compiled a list along the way. Here's what's covered by the setting's different states in AIR v24.02.02.0/1.

None or Basic
• Creates an AIR-specific speedrunning glitch with Marble Garden tops due to an error in ASM-to-Lemon conversion
• Allows a frame-perfect use of the AIR pause menu during level results to restart Act 1 but count the next level clear as clearing a zone

Basic or All
• Removes horizontal/vertical level wraps
• Prevents characters from traveling above walls that reach a level's upper border
• Improves special stage sphere-to-ring algorithm
• Creates rectangular areas of improved collision around many small-radius quarter pipes to minimize the occurrence of sudden stops or "diabolical trap" softlocks
• Prevents players from jumping as Knuckles collapses the final bridge in Angel Island 2
• Blocks a wall zip behind a diagonal spring in Marble Garden 2 that could be encountered by a casual player
• Adds several wheel objects in Carnival Night where the original game had the wheel collision but no object to power them, reduces the radius of the wheels' influence to not affect players on nearby surfaces/objects, and fixes a case where the convex surface player object flag was not cleared when the player is not attached to the wheel

All Only
• Fixes "slope glitch" specifically from destructible wall objects
• Fixes glitch in which reaching the parts of Angel Island 1 and IceCap 1 that are internally Act 2 without touching any checkpoints would position the player improperly after a death or pause menu act restart
• Sets a proper lower boundary in Hydrocity 2
• Makes the lava damage object the proper size in the area of Lava Reef 1 where speedrunners zip into collision and through the floor (this makes the glitch require using invulnerability frames but does not wholly remove it)
• Fixes glitch caused by keeping rising/falling lava routine running until end of Lava Reef 1

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Sep 1

Aren't we still trying to recover from the last time you were curious about that? Although going even smaller does sound tempting… (Art by @microquinn.bsky.social and @blurthefur.com, respectively.)

Lank the kobold and Sax the Argonian shrink underneath the glow of a shrink ray, while Kehlee the kobold claims the experiment was meant to be a death ray and thus not meant to be reversible.

Lank the kobold and Sax the Argonian stand inches tall upon a dungeon floor at the base of a treasure chest. Lank stands atop Sax as he tries to push a key longer than his body into the chest's keyhole.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Aug 10

Spent World Lion Day out at a Ray Del Ociano concert Bigby's wanted to see. Our seats were all the way in the back, but they were the best at the venue. It's good to be gigantic! Social media for Ray and Bigby managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing. Picture taken by @blurthefur.com.

Ray Del Ociano, a seahorse singer, stands as a giant atop a stage singing to both an audience of normal-sized listeners and to an equally gigantic lion Bigby and kobold Lank. Lank is reclining in Bigby's lap and arms.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Jul 26

Another pic from @blurthefur.com of a day on the job. It's not often I get to meet fans close up like this while KOLOSSAL—the logistics of public safety around a giant are really complicated! You all were wonderful, and I hope to do these fan meet-and-greets more often in the future!

The kobold skateboarder Lank, grown hundreds of feet tall into his Kolossus celebrity persona, kneels in a park between tall buildings to interact with fans that stand no taller than his toes. The scene is casual despite his scale: wearing one of his branded t-shirts and shorts, he smiles while looking down at the crowd and acts relaxed as his arm rests on his knee.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Jul 24

Been a hot minute since I've shown KOLOSSAL skatin' on this account, I know. But I'm still out there gettin' huge and puttin' down tricks! Here's a shot of the growth ray in action. I'm used to the feeling now, so it's always a treat. Picture taken by @blurthefur.com !

In a city, the kobold skateboarder Lank, clad in his branded gear, is actively being enlarged into his gigantic Kolossus public persona by an empowering laser beam. He stands as a giant well over 100 feet tall, and the glow from the laser envelops him and lines around him imply he is still growing.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Jun 8

Kaijune, you say? I prefer to shred cities instead of knocking 'em down, but I still bring that gargantuan reptile aesthetic and make it even cooler. Picture taken by @aeronus.bsky.social!

The kobold skateboarder Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona and dressed in his branded clothes, stands 200 feet tall in an intersection in a city. His foot presses on the tail of his equally enlarged skateboard, lifting it into the air and showing the dragon design on its bottom. Cracks form in the pavement under his feet and in a building upon which he rests his right hand. A pedestrian signal has the walk symbol replaced with a picture of him, implying the picture is a staged photo.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Jun 1

Sorry if I "disappeared" during Micro May! In reality, I was just too puny to see. Bigby really enjoyed us spending time together this way. :D Photo credits: @dynamo-deepblue.bsky.social, @sonofgoth.bsky.social, @microquinn.bsky.social Social media for Bigby managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing.

The sizeshifting kobold Lank, clad in his branded outfit, confidently poses miniaturized in front of his own watch, knocking on its display with the back of his hand. The display shows he has been shrunken to 2.5 cm (approximately 1 inch) tall.

The miniaturized Lank sits in the palm of his lion boyfriend Bigby's hand, with both characters looking happy at the situation.

Bigby reclines on his sofa in a room illuminated only by the glow of the movie on the TV just out of frame. He is relaxed, wearing only his boxers, eating popcorn from a bowl in his lap, and aiming the remove at the TV. Upon his lower torso, the still-diminutive Lank sits, clad only in his own boxers and munching on a single piece of popcorn as tall as he is. Bigby is looking down at him, content, while Lank happily eats his "large" snack.

A three-panel comic.

In the first panel, Lank remains only in his boxers moving through a dark area. Small beams of light come in from overhead. The background contains "large" objects such as popcorn, a penny, and cobwebs, showing Lank is still very small. A "distant and loud" voice asks Lank if he's "found it yet," and Lank expresses concern.

In the second panel, we see Bigby, cleaner-shaven but still in his boxers, lifting a sofa cushion and shining a phone flashlight into the sofa. Sun illuminates the room, implying it is the day after the previous picture in this post. He asks if everything is okay, and Lank's diminished voice rings out from under the sofa affirming as much but still concerned.

In the final panel, Lank has happened across the "giant" remote that fell between the sofa cushions, which he was sent into the couch to retrieve. He finishes his statement to Bigby with "…I'm not sure we thought this through," awkwardly scratching the back of his neck as he stares down a remote he is much too puny to move.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Mar 9

I'm still loving all the #MacroMarch pictures I'm seeing! Even when I'm not on my board, it's awesome just to live large. Here, @blurthefur.com's taken an incredible picture of me on break between stunts standing a few hundred feet tall. I think I fit into the cityscape pretty well!

The kobold skateboarder Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona, stands hundreds of feet tall within a city and leans his forearm casually upon a building with over twenty stories. He looks down at @blurthefur.com 's Hif, who stands on the roof. Other people move about near Lank's feet. Lank holds his skateboard in his other arm against his shoulder.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Mar 2

It's been so cool seeing everyone join in the fun for #MacroMarch ! For now I'm out here hittin' it BIG in Chicago. Hoping to see more awesome concepts from everyone! Picture taken by @blurthefur.com !

The kobold Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona, rides his skateboard and ollies over a drawbridge in a setting reminiscent of Chicago.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Feb 1

Sorry for going quiet in January, but I'm back! Nothing too 𝐛𝐢𝐠 to show for the past month… but I did get involved in a ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ something! These stunts are just as much fun as the big ones, truth be told. (Picture taken by @blurthefur.com . Social media for Reev managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing.)

Upon a snowman, a miniaturized Lank the kobold "snowboards" down the side of its body atop a leaf. He is clad in a winter outfit and goggles. Above him, a similarly miniaturized Reev the monkey parachutes downward by clutching a leaf.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Dec 29

Skating as a Kolossus requires one heck of a sense of balance. Just practicing it can be a show! Pic taken by @dynamo-deepblue.bsky.social !

The kobold Lank, enlarged into the giant skater Kolossus along with his denim outfit and skateboard, performs a no handed 50-50 (a.k.a. truckstand) in the middle of a basketball court in a city park. His film crew stands below his 100' tall form as he balances, getting the best shots and video they can.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Dec 24

From me, my lovely large lion Bigby, and all of us at Project Titan, thank you for letting us be such a 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 presence in your lives during the holiday season and throughout the year. (Picture taken from @blurthefur.com. Social media for Bigby managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing.)

Bigby the lion and Lank the kobold have been enlarged to easily decorate a massive Christmas tree in a snow-covered town center.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Dec 23

Out here in San Fran again hittin' it big—no, hittin' it KOLOSSAL—as your fav skatin' 𝗚𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗧. It's like the Golden Gate was made for me! Thanks to @cooner.art for capturing this amazing shot!

The kobold Lank, enlarged into his gigantic skateboarding persona Kolossus, excitedly ollies over the Golden Gate strait with the famous bridge in the background.

Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot@koboldkolossus· Dec 15

Time to make my massive presence known! My team and I are always touring the world looking for the biggest spots for KOLOSSAL tricks, and I'll be dropping some samples here when I can. Big thanks to @blurthefur.com for capturing these shots!