Very cool that ZERO MLB games in the middle of summer are available on regular TV. Great job growing the game there

Not likely

This posits a prequel to Escape from New York that takes place in Northeast Ohio

The perfect woman doesn't exi--

Me when I started wearing flannel shirts and ripped jeans in 1992

Duo is crying today, he must hate America

I DON'T CARE AND I CAN'T TURN YOU OFF

LET'S FUCKING GO

texting my entire contacts list shit like this, Becky from work is never gonna know what hit her

Shit like this is why I love buying used records

🤘

If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack

Costco stopped selling the loaded baked potato salad I loved

she suckin me like I'm the jar jar lollipop

feeling SEEN

Who knew the Guls were into pegging

They have gay spatulas now, unbelievable

Me that year in high school I failed gym

Just how I like my women

R.E.M. is playing together so much, it's crazy they're not just reuniting officially

Probably shouldn't give that advice to a teenage boy

Hitting "Interested" so hard I break my finger

What I'm gonna do to your mom later