Kenneth Trease
@kptrease
engineering manager currently taking a break, co-founder @burkebrewing.bsky.social, opinions my own. he/him. normie shitlib data science bikes housing abundance transit language kids birds beer seattle
He belongs in jail, he's going straight to hell soon, etc etc, but this is a decent joke.
Parasitic wasp dragging a paralyzed spider back to her babies, I assume.
15 years of planning and construction and they couldn’t drop power supply for food trucks, so they wouldn’t have to run a nasty 2 cycle generator in a crowded place.
Washing some blueberries and found this. Something laid some eggs! I wonder what bug this is!
With teenagers in the house, the junior mixer was no longer enough to make enough pizza dough in one batch. So I scoured Craigslist to find a bigger one, and drove all the way to Orting to pick up Kitchenaid 5000: The Doughbringer. Geez it’s big.
Metmo had this in tiny little samples. I wish I’d bought a bigger chunk! #cheeseposting
On the one hand, I got scolded, but on the other hand, I got to eat the bagel my brother dropped. So, it’s impossible to say if what I did was wrong or not.
I was just walking on the ship canal trail last night, next to an officer building parking lo, thinking on this.
Dad, last time I brought you the ball, you threw it and I had to go get it. It was so much work. Of course I’m not giving it to you. Maybe you misunderstood what “retriever” means, I don’t know.
Mom ate a bunch of carrots right in front of me and forgot to give me one. Dad can you talk to her?
Tiny tiny baby bird fell (or was pushed by an older nestmate) out of the nest, looks like. Very hard to see against the concrete, maybe an inch long.
This steller’s jay was trusting enough that I could get a phone pic. I’ve never seen the blue eyebrows before.
The jingle at the end is the dog’s tags. Crow decides to get a bit farther away.
A kid at frisbee practice had this sticker on her water bottle and we have a new rickroll. I appreciate the effort that went into this.
Ask about the page I just opened to read? Why would I want that? Who wants this stuff? I don't get it. Some arguments I get: I built an app I wouldn't have otherwise been able to build. Okay, if one accepts your premise, I understand why you want it. But who wants cliffs notes to a web page?