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Kranium Kracka

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Stros 50-54 Dance Dad, Texas Ex, Geophysics, Screwston Lucky recipient of a Wesley Willis headbutt

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Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· 26d

I’m dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS

Hans Moleman

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jul 8

Mystery

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jul 7

LFG

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jul 6

Javier Hernández? The Chicharito?

Jim Downey meme

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jul 2

Vibes

Flag attached to a light post in Panama City Beach Florida reads "Panama City Beach celebrates America 250"

Mayor from Jaws

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 24

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 19

As low as lol

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Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 15

I’m feeling this. Especially the red white blue stripes just above the brim. Not paying $56 but will give it a look once it’s on sale.

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 15

OK TJ Maxx get it

Map of DC near the White House, with the major tourist attractions like TJ Maxx listed

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 15

DJTJ is scared of his dads hand

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 14

Shout out to my uncle, Two Smoke Tommy

Amazing AI slop of a guy standing next to a yellow cab holding two lit cigarettes

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 13

Holy moly

M. BLACK PITCHING FOR KC
HOU KC

V Walker struck out looking.

9 0

Alvarez homered to center (419
V feet), Trammell scored, Vazquez scored and Peña scored.
9

L. AVILA PITCHING FOR KC
HOU KC

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Peña walked.
5
o
Perez.
Smith scored on a passed ball by Perez, Vazquez to second on passed ball by Perez, Trammell to third on passed ball by
5

V Vázquez walked, Trammell to second. 4

Trammell singled to center,
Loperfido scored, Smith to third.

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Smith reached on infield single to shortstop, Loperfido to second,
Loperfido safe at third on throwing error by shortstop Witt Jr..
3

V Loperfido walked.
3

V Altuve lined out to left.
3

V Paredes popped out to second.
3

V Walker homered to left (370 feet).
3

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Alvarez homered to left (368 feet),
Peña scored.
2

V Peña singled to right.

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 11

+28 KNICKS' POINT DIFFERENTIAL AFTER WU-TANG'S HALFTIME PERFORMANCE

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 9

God knew not to give me a boy

"Bo threw a runner out at home from the warning track!" Parker says.
Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad
Rambling About Bo Jackson
NAPERVILLE, IL-Veering from season at Auburn University.
the intended subject matter just
"We're talking about a guy who
seconds into their conversation, could swat aside 230-pound local father Andrew Parker's effort linebackers like they were gnats, to sit his son down for a sex talk and then step up to the plate and quickly devolved into a rambling face down Nolan Ryan. I mean,
diatribe about all-star two-sport
he was hitting for average, hitting
athlete Bo Jackson, sources for power, and good fucking luck confirmed Thursday.
throwing him out on the base
"Well, Caleb, sometimes two paths when he had the jump on
people love each other very much, you! He was a phenom, and it still just like Bo Jackson loved base-
makes me sick to think about what
ball and football-and he had the
he could have accomplished if he
talent, not to mention the drive,
hadn't hurt his hip. That's why it's
to dominate in both, because the important to be careful with your
man was a once-in-a-century
health, in lots of different ways.
physical freak," Parker told his
Anyway, I should go see if Mom
11-year-old son during their three-
needs help with dinner."
minute-long chat, making a brief,
Parker reportedly concluded
unclarified reference to "intimate the talk by telling his son he was feelings" before running down always there for him if he had Jackson's rushing statistics during any other questions about Bo his Heisman Trophy-winning Jackson.

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 7

Ahhhh. Mine came from the team store.

1999 Astros BP cap

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 6

Bing Bong

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 4

Got mine today!

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 4

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 3

Ok this one is hilarious

Big O
Earl the Pearl
Barkley
Sheed
Wilt the Stilt
82-0

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 2

Leader for me so far

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 2

Only 71 bruh

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 2

Good draw

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· Jun 1

Bought it as a gift for my buddy but his parents wouldn’t let him keep it lol

Dr. Chase Meridian from Batman Forever

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· May 31

Wayne Campbell telling Garth Algar “Hey, no guff, Chet.”

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· May 29

This is an amazing run

Smith has indeed made himself a target for ridicule, pushback, criticism, and disdain in recent years, much more so than previously. His forays into politics, including a will-he-won't-he presidential run no one wants, have been frustrating and often appear to align him more with Republicans, some of whom see him as a
"useful idiot." His continued dominance on ESPN airwaves routinely ruffles feathers, especially as he is constantly jumping from one unnecessary feud to the next. His on-air comments about female colleagues have been criticized, and the way he talks about cities and topics he's not an expert on often gets him in hot water. And even the people who root for the same team as him don't really want him around.

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· May 28

The geographic region in South America?

Jim Downey on Conan meme

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· May 28

Tomorrow

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· May 27

You know we had to @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Ice cream in a baseball helmet

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· May 27

Pretty cool to see Tommy Edman start his rehab assignment.

Sugarland Space Cowboys game against OKC

Kranium Kracka@kraniumkracka· May 26

Khris’s Korner

SiriusXM Turbo played Shoots and Ladders by Korm