Straight from an email Best Buy sent me titled "9 inspiring dorm room upgrades," I present: ugly poo-poo brown beanbag.

being a clumsy-ass bitch means sometimes dumping bits of salmon from your onigiri right into your shirt pocket

I’m glad my non-lesbian friends still get the opportunity to live through the sapphic dating experience.

My local grocery store is trying to give me the diarrhea parasite!

…oh

what I’m listening to in the office at my desk job

I still have a lot of organizing to do, but I'm pretty happy with how my hobby room is coming along so far.

Got my new place set up with a section of lil guys from @guilhernunes.bsky.social’s print shop. I love them.

a kitty 4 u

masterpieces only

There’s a couple arguing in this car, and it’s killing me that my nosy-ass cat is just staring dead at them while they go at it.

I’m a day late but a cat pic never hurts

Love giving my pals important life updates!

I broke my nose today and not even in a cool way like a sport or a fight, but just walking down the street and eating total shit lmao. Left urgent care looking like an injured cartoon character. At least my teeth are fine and my glasses stayed in tact (shoutout Zenni)!

I love Florence + the Machine and I love Mannequin Pussy both so much. It was like someone picked this combo specifically for me, and they were both so great.

Also, sorry I haven’t read any Bluesky posts for a week, I was too busy learning about anime and Minions & spending copious amounts of money on theme park merchandise.

EXCUSE ME???

flying out of the Mass Effect gate

I cannot be expected to get up for work under these conditions.

I'm actually doing pretty well with my Backlog Game vs New Game ratio this year. It's probably gonna get decimated in the next couple of months, but hey, look at all the stuff I've played so far this year. This is only missing Illusion of Gaia (which I didn't finish), Pragmata, and Tomodachi Life.

thank you to you and @risxch.bsky.social for the important referral post-raid 🙏

Dedenne wants you to know it’s a Dedenne and that’s sort of like Ed if you think about it. Anyways, I’m playing this game on Twitch now twitch.tv/kreestin

Instagram has been trying really hard to feed me conservative/religious content lately but is clearly confused about how to reach me.

thinking about my favorite sign of all time

One thing about me - I'm a sucker for a fun little quiz

One of the only things I know about Adventure Time is that I love Tree Trunks so I hope she's in this new PowerWash Simulator 2 DLC. twitch.tv/kreestin

wore a sweater with your face on it today

I rebuke the energy in my inbox today

One order of chicken strips, but hold the ass

taking chat on a shopping spree at the Magical Mystery Mall tonight twitch.tv/kreestin