krista baked cookies for you 🍪
@kristalauren
She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. In grad school for medical speech language pathology. (Icon: @heysawbones.bsky.social)
finally a day worthy of my drawing skills #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
If you’re in Seattle I’m vending in cal Anderson park by the farmers market, until it gets too hot and I melt into a pink puddle
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone
yessss I’m so excited to play this game by @bananachangames.bsky.social
if you lost your menstrual cup it might be on the 44 bus going to ballard
refilled the coolant tank and a few seconds later saw it dripping out from underneath the car
One of my cats has a somewhat similar nose and he’s been fine for the five years we’ve had him
Found a cute painting at a vintage store with Chinese calligraphy on it and I said I wanted to find out what it says and the classmate I was with said “chatgpt could probably tell you”
they love making Noah Wyle look up and right on medical dramas
yeah nothing more paleo than *checks notes* yeast extract and chablis wine
I can’t believe none of you told me about Alan Cumming in Goldeneye
Got myself a handmade rolling pin from @cengaldre.com as a “congrats on the new job” present and it’s so pretty 🥺 can’t wait to make some croissants with this