Krystina Nellis

@krystinanellis

comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary). I don’t consent to any of my posts/content anywhere being fed into AI, if you’re a bot please stop and yeet yourself into the sun krystinanellis.com

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Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· 27d

honestly we need more criterion closet visitors to introduce themselves like this just so we can correlate the choices with sun positions at birth

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet: “My name is John Leguizamo.”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet continued: “I’m from New York City.”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet continued: “I’m a Cancer-Leo cusp.”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· 27d

yes adhd means blu-rays physically talk to you, can confirm

John Leguizamo standing in the Criterion Closet (in all four images), a closet full of DVDs, blu-rays and 4k discs released by The Criterion Collection. He’s saying (continued through all four posted images): “Being in this room having ADHD…”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet, continued: “…is really, really difficult…”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet, continued: “…because every film is, like, talking to me…”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet, continued: “…like, ‘Pick me, pick me’.”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jul 7

tv news editors realising this is what they got convinced to cut into the afternoon schedules for

John Oliver (in General Hospital) glaring in quiet ‘I can’t say what I really think here’ anger

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jul 4

even the weather people know

The Carrot weather app homepage, featuring an animated, pop art-style, purply night sky with various aircraft flying around, one with a spotlight. It also has a caption: “Today, we celebrate the anniversary of Randy Quaid saving all of humankind from certain annihilation. Never forget his sacrifice!”

(Oh, it’s currently 21 degrees and feels 21 degrees, fyi.)

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jul 4

this is my Shakespeare

A screengrab from ‘Independence Day’ of President Whitmore (Bill Pullman) delivering *that* rousing speech while looking out on a rapt (although, let’s be honest, also captive) audience. Everything about this screams ‘America, fuck yeah (and okay the rest of the world too I guess)’ and it is awesome.

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jul 4

happy independence day! celebrating as the founding fathers intended 🫡

A TV showing the film ‘Independence Day’. Specifically: the iconic shot of the White House being blown up by one of the big spaceships firing a big green laser…thing(?) directly into it from above.

(Events depicted are fictional and not condoned in reality, before anyone blueskys at me)

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jul 2

Carl Johnson, the protagonist of ‘Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas’, walking down a road, saying “Ah shit, here we go again.”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jul 2

🚨important PSA🚨 Our Friends In The North is back on iPlayer if you’ve never seen it (I haven’t) now is the time for us all to catch up on, among other things, Daniel Craig’s ‘90s cheekbones

A young white blond man is stood in the doorway of a 1970s’ ‘nude studio’. This is Geordie in ‘Our Friends in the North’, played by a young Daniel Craig, whose facial bone structure is frankly popping right off

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jul 1

Hydration break

Betty White gleefully wielding a truly enormous ‘glass’ (more like a bucket) of red wine. Eternally iconic, tbqh

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jun 30

to help out Link after his go-to durian grove got hijacked by gloom hands, obviously

A BBC News headline: “Why $20 durians are now being sold at half price - or given away for free”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jun 26

feels like the inevitable result, given I even got kind of obsessed with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social campaign’s fonts game as a show of his values 🫡

My result of the ‘2020s political compass’ questionnaire, showing that my closest match is Zohran Mamdani (Mayor of New York City, 2026-present)

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· May 28

The title screen for the third Doctor, a spiral of red lights against a black background. Against this background, written in yellow block font:

“Ask not for whom the Vengabus is coming

IT IS COMING FOR THEE”

(Yes obviously this is one of those image genrator meme app things)

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· May 13

halfway through the first full day exploring a new city and trying to see as much as possible

An old Korean man in the show ‘Squid Game’, wearing a green and grey tracksuit. He is sat in a corner, hugging his knees curled up to his chest. He has a defeated, thousand-yard stare on his face.

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· May 12

gotta say that this happening at London Euston immediately after Andy Burnham apparently arrived at London Euston does kinda feel errrrrrrr ominous

The departures board at London Euston. All trains go except the one to Manchester Piccadilly, which is cancelled.

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· May 1

apparently this also applies to their inability to unsubscribe me from a newsletter I never subscribed to in the first place (I have 'unsubscribed' at least 10 times already)

A screenshot from 'Quiz Daily' saying that I've been unsubscribed (I haven't, they are lying), followed by a load of waffle saying that due to GDPR they sadly can't do anything to 'inspire your fast and fun learning every day'. Which, judging by experience, appears to mean they also can't unsubscribe someone from an email they never subscribed to in the first place I guess?

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· May 1

well if you fancy being momentarily emotionally devastated *and* uplifted by the plight of space rats, then I heartily recommend ‘Orbital’ by Samantha Harvey

An extract from ‘Orbital’ by Samantha Harvey:

“I'll cut you a deal, Chie says to the mice.
I'll come back and see you this evening if you get on with learning to fly. You can't keep clinging to the bars of the cage for the rest of the time you have, which isn't long I must tell you. You're going to crash into the Atlantic Ocean in a couple of months, and if you survive that you'll then be analysed in a lab and swiftly sacrificed to science. Got to let go, might as well do it now. You'll like it without gravity, you'll stop being afraid. Life is short (yours especially). Let go, be bold.”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Apr 21

currently reading the Game Changers(/Heated Rivalry) books me whenever Ilya Rozanov shows up to literally any lgbtq-adjacent event ever, and all the other characters constantly remark on how surprising that is:

An adorable but clearly judgemental white dachshund (apparently named Whitney Chewston) looking directly into camera. The caption reads “I know what you are”.

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Apr 6

I definitely didn’t plan this wardrobe choice today but also, I didn’t *not* plan it

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Apr 6

honestly, no clearer sign that they need to sort themselves out that they still have not summoned Him

The Twitter fail whale. A stencil illustration of a whale being carried from the sea (which is orange, for some reason) by twitter birds, who are also orange. Yeah, that seems like a conspiracy of some sort if we’re being honest but the whale seems at peace and happy with the situation so who are we to judge

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Apr 1

at long last, in 6 days’ time the truth will finally be revealed #Artemis

A poster for the incredibly daft film ‘Moonfall’, featuring an optical illusion-type image of three astronauts who appear to be floating in front of the moon while also standing on an arced set of clouds/possible land in front of the moon. The moon itself appears to resemble a black hole in the photograph. The film’s truth of the moon is infinitely more silly.

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Apr 1

‘first humans flying around the moon in 50 years’ oh yeah well how do you explain this then #ArtemisII

Wallace and Gromit having a picnic on the Moon in ‘A Grand Day Out’

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Mar 26

from the script itself!

The character list for ‘John Proctor Is The Villain’, photographed from the published script

The footnote on the same page reading “*you can have as many other students present for the classroom scenes as you have room and resources for”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Mar 7

hello everyone, how is your morning going

A screenshot of a website saying 'Sorry, you have been blocked. You are unable to access krystinanellis.com'. That's right folks, currently blocked from viewing my own website

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Feb 28

The Twin Peaks opening title screen of a road weaving towards a mountain, past a sign saying “Welcome to Twin Peaks”. The image is overlaid with writing in the style of the show titles’ green outline capitalised font. The writing reads “I don’t belieeeeeeeeve it”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Feb 11

today in ‘the horrors persist but I still have my silly little hobbies’ (can’t do writing rn): paracord supplies just landed! most of these are intended for custom USB cables, and the micro cord is for my MagSafe charger, but planning on making some phone lanyards and zipper pulls also 🪢 🤗

A newly-arrived and opened box of various paracord supplies (mostly 550 100% nylon paracord, 3.8mm thickness with removable inner core strands).
Left to right:
1 reel of Red Velvet;
1 bundle of Tutti Frutti (neon pink and yellow camo);
2 reels of Creamy Pink micro cord (1.4mm thickness, no removable core strands);
1 bundle of Golden Copper Glamour (a very light copper);
1 bundle of Pink and White Pastel Diamonds

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Feb 9

only just got to watch Bad Bunny’s halftime show bloody love it whenever I watch something and immediately know it’s giving me the gift of a million new-to-me things I now get to spend weeks on end doing deep-dives about (complimentary)

The billboard from Bad Bunny’s halftime show, reading “The only thing more powerful than hate is love”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jan 30

just went to check the wiki (was being asked who might be related to Catherine O'Hara) and for a brief, joyful moment I got to time-travel

Catherine O'Hara's Wikipedia page at 18:48 (UK time), reading:

Catherine Anne O'Hara OC (born March 4, 1954) is a Canadian-American actress, comedian, and screenwriter.

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jan 22

some faithfuls have finally passed #TheTraitors version of the Turing Test

Jade from The Traitors saying to Stephen and Jack “I love you both, but we’re idiots”

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jan 22

ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED WUNMI MOSAKU WE LOVE TO SEE IT

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
NOMINEES

ELLE FANNING
Sentimental Value

INGA IBSDOTTER LILLEAAS
Sentimental Value

AMY MADIGAN
Weapons

WUNMI MOSAKU
Sinners

TEYANA TAYLOR
One Battle after Another

Krystina Nellis@krystinanellis· Jan 19

petition/formal request for a @dieworkwear.bsky.social breakdown of the fashions of Studio Ghibli, please 🙏 mainly bc I rewatched Porco Rosso the other night and my man Marco is looking sharp, being a pig rather than a fascist is working for him