I place no belief in this but I just know that people that do are gonna say that this figures for me

warm innit

What Pokemon type am I

Are you my neighbour?

post you in your twink era

London I am in you (I already was but now it’s for leisure instead of work). Who am I seeing at London Pride?

Society if I could correct grammar mistakes on my Instagram stories after I’ve posted them

Broke in. Why is this place situated in the depths of hell?

Me when The BFG says “pull my finger”

Americans infuriate me. It’s a utensil you tool. That’s where the unit of measurement comes from 😭

ooh I don’t know

The office roof has a great view to look at while you bake tbf

I’ll be showing that to my catholic mother in law

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

Found my new job title

got a haircut didn’t I

Half expecting the teletubbies to say goodbye

may have gotten slightly too big for these shorts

Ah the local Stockport magazine, I wonder what’s going on in the area! Ah yes, the notable times that people came back from the dead in *checks notes* London based soap opera Eastenders

Fucking hell Shein calm down

I have a new baby

gosh

My husband informs me that a Lemon Top (ice cream with lemon sorbet on top) is actually a thing only in Teesside. Can the internet confirm if this is actually the case?

I get what she’s saying, these things are actually happening - but having 24 hour news means that stories that would have got 3 minutes years ago, now take up two or three hour slots meaning they dig so much deeper and make such a bigger deal of it, amplified further by social media

documenting boobs and arms (and farmers tan)

Quote with your Top 4 Johto Pokemon

post a photo from 2019 Vape AND fags AND a pride wristband? #lad

I know it seems minimal but for a lot of people that is money they need, and this is like the 5th notification from Monzo I’ve had like this this week 😭 leave me alone basic public services which are required to live

it’s ‘ot innit