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@kt2e
she/her. voice actor, writer of comics and films, bisexual agent of chaos, hypodermic needle heiress, miss tuohy if you’re nasty
Lmfao he really just called his apology his “Armends” 😭 #TVL #TVLspoilers #iwtv #TheVampireLestat
Lindsey Graham in Hell right now being interviewed by the Devil for a job
I’m sorry did he just say “the more spunky, the more funky?” LIKE THAT’S A GOOD THING!? #BB28 #BigBrother28
Okay obsessed with Devens more now than ever before. He lowkey sounds like this diva to me #BB28 #BigBrother28
Oooh my diva KNEW she was witnessing a cunt off for the ages like she is gooped AND gagged #TheVampireLestat
Why yes this IS a car parked in the middle of a stop sign going the wrong way on the street and yes this person does this every night instead of parking in an actual parking spot
I STAY STRAIGHT I STAY BAD I KEEP MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER! I’M SO WET MY HOES MAD IF I GET DRUNK MIGHT HAVE TO RING HER! SHE PICK UP THEN WE FUCK I GET SO GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA! I NEED SOME DICK FOR TUESDAY LET ME GO PUT OUT SOME FEELERS! CRANK IT!
Me to Grace Ashcroft as she walks slowly away from danger instead of running like I need her to: #RE9 #ResidentEvilReqiuem
Town of Oyster Bay wants us to slaughter more children. Nassau County residents make sure you tell these scumbags what you think about this war mongering nonsense.
JENNA!?!?! THAT’S NOT BETTER THAN CIRIE SO STILL LIKE #Survivor50 #Survivor
📽️ CRITERION GIVING US A PHYSICAL COPY OF KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON OMG OMG OMG CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
Forgot to say this at the time but I thought esteemed character actress Margo Martindale was incredible in #RHOSLC a couple of weeks ago
I was Slutty Captain Quint and my boyfriend was Bruce the Shark for Halloween this year
Bronwyn saying the only person in the group with bad hair is Britani #RHOSLC
HEARTBREAK ACTUALLY FEELS PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS!!!!????!???!