Karen Twelves

@ktwelves

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Karen Twelves@ktwelves· 26d

We treated ourselves to a nice hotel room while our landlord was doing construction in our apartment. This was our view.

A nook in a hotel room with a desk and two upholstered chairs. The view from the windows is just orange smoke.

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jul 12

Current mood:

Selma from The Simpsons looks disappointed and says "I shaved my legs to the knee for this?"

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jul 11

They say comedy comes in threes. Or is that good luck. Or bad luck? Anyway here's Wonderwall.

Foreground is a canned cocktail and pint of ice cream. Background is a movie projected on a screen.

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jul 10

If it ain't broke

Pint of Jeni's ice cream and a splash of amaro in the foreground, blurry movie on the projector in the background

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jul 9

Photo of a canned negroni and a pint of Jeni's ice cream. There's a movie projected on the wall in the background. This is all a great idea.

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jul 3

It's like a momma possum carrying her babies on her back

Photo of a big rig truck and its load is a series of smaller yrailers

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jul 3

❤️ Emmett Ripley Twelves ❤️ July 2, 2026 The sweetest boy.

Photo of my dog Emmett chilling outside with his eyes closed.

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jun 24

So close and yet so far

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jun 20

You gotta do a top-down view for the ✨ aesthetic✨

Photo of a packed snack board with meat, cheese, fruits, veggies, dips, and crackers

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jun 20

An epic session of Metal Showcase 11pm by @jmstar.bsky.social! It was (guitar) neck and neck with Black Ibis but in the end we shredded our way to victory 🤘🤘🤘

A picture of handouts for an RPG: 4 sheets of bands and a sketch of a club's floorplan

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jun 17

Should I start getting into fancy flavored coffee creamers y/n

A lineup of 10 different flavors of coffee creamers

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jun 12

I am going to sue the puzzle company for sorcery

A jigsaw puzzle with one empty spot left and one remaining piece that is not the right shape for that spot

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Jun 7

A restaurant bathroom with a line of five dining chairs against the wall facing the toilet, like a panel of judges.

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· May 29

Help, my white tailed deer, he's sick

A very cute small black and brown and grey dog snoozing on a couch

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· May 18

Absolutely miserable here

View from a balcony of Oakland, Alameda, and beyond on a sunny day

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Apr 21

Yes I will be reading the Reacher Reddit AMA post. Still trying to get through the whole thing with a straight face. Wish me luck!

Excerpt from a Reddit post: I just finished watching all 8 episodes of Reacher. It's a fine show, but I'm saddened by the fact that he takes off his clothes 5 times, by my count, but we don't see him hang dong. Not even once!

Look, it's not sexual. If you're a reader of the books and you're looking forward to seeing Jack Reacher hang dong on the silver screen, then you're going to be disappointed, my friend. I'm sorry to spoil it, but fans of Jack--

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Apr 11

Hey chat should I buy the $20 pistachio almond butter, will it fix me

Big Spoon Pistachio Crunch Almond Butter, which sells for $20 at my local fancy af grocery store.

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Apr 7

Current mood:

Clip from The Hudsucker Proxy: a board member shouts "I'm getting off this merry-go-round!" Not shown, he then attempts to jump out a window but the panes were replaced with plexiglass so he just slides off.

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Apr 2

Perfect.

Screenshot of the calendar on my phone, with the message "Nothing else today"

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Mar 25

Text is: "i have a new black metal band" "really? whats it called?" the pic is a pile of twisty sticks

Karen Twelves@ktwelves· Mar 25

Hey all I'm currently booking TTRPG editing/proofreading gigs for spring/summer, you should hire me I will do a good job. Here's a cool pic of what I've been up to lately.