Kumail Nanjiani
@kumail
My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu. linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)
Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks: Kevin Nally John Sperry Andrew Nixon Mark Moriarty
A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.
Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
Turns out, negative feelings are exactly what they sound like. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu
Absolutely vile. Stick to nuts and milks, Big Cashew. Happy National Cheese Lovers Day
My colon has an opinion on everything I do. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu
Not sure how that will hold up in court my love. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu
Golden Globes with @emilyvgordon.bsky.social (who is truly quite cute). Tuxedo: @emporioarmani.bsky.social Watch: @vacheronconstantin.bsky.social Shoes: @christianlouboutin.bsky.social Jewelry: Fred Leighton Styling: Chloe Keiko Grooming: Sydney Sollod
No beef to the Eagles. I love what you’ve done for dad rock Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
My first stand-up comedy special in 12 years, Night Thoughts, is streaming on Hulu in the US and on Disney+ outside the US. It’s been nominated for a Golden Globe & Vulture called it the best comedy special of the year. Watch it!
I can finally announce: I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties. Amy Gledhill Joanna Page Armando Iannucci Joel Dommett And me!
We didn’t run off labels, we ran off vibes. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu
Love playing Xander Harkness on Fallout and looooooove wearing these clothes. Shout out to Dayna Pink for designing this awesome look.
Thank you for all the kind words about little baby Bagel. As a reward, here are pics of Biscuit, who has spent the entire Xmas break draped all over me and following me around the house. A genuine angel.
Yes I’m showing off & it’s embarrassing but also these are the kindest things anyone has ever said about me and I’m very proud of my new special, so here we go. Night Thoughts is streaming now on Hulu & Disney+. Watch it with your families. Also thanks @vulture.com & @jessedavidfox.bsky.social!