New phone / first selfie post set up

Does it count as homophobia if the damage was self inflicted? Internalized homophobia? 😅

What the sad boi era is making me eat 👼🍰

The only upside I can conceive from this ordeal is that I’ll end up becoming ambidextrous (except for maybe writing) and at the very least balance out the muscle definition in my arms

I can’t even watch tv without being taunted with the fact that I can’t really go swimming/in the ices for about a month 😭😭😭

Oh hey, same hat kinda

Don’t punch frozen boxes for “stress relief”, kids 2 ugly ass (“slightly” displaced) fractures and 6 weeks to heal

Upside to my arms (slowly) getting bigger is that I get more pillows

I should’ve checked out the pool area WAY SOONER 😍 it’s been so long since I’ve been in a hot tub ☺️ (or just… swimming 😭)

Oh fuck it

Holy shit wait what??!!

My arms hurt 💪

Ya boi learned how to do leg day I think (His ass still don’t know what he doing tho lol)

Ya boi lifted the heavy things, plz clap

The one time I start walking up the hill again, it’s to be a little slut 😭

Oh yeah, ya boi’s mop finally got amputated lol

What it’s like whenever you come onto my timeline:

Almost forgot to let y’all know what I did today Mahalo to Hoʻoulu ʻIke Center for Hula and Mele for another awesome Malo-thon event & hopefully we can do it again for a third year and many more! ❤️ #Malothon #HawaiianMalo #Malo-thon

Ya boi is SAT for #TheAmazingDigitalCircus movie 🎪 Decked in dark Pomni colors ❤️💛💙

Ya boi has been emotionally unhealthy the last few days (maybe months)

So a new coworker told me recently that I look just like #ArnoDorian from #AssassinsCreed and I need to confirm with the council cuz I don’t see it

Rewatching A New Hope for #MayThe4th and I knew Mark Hamill was a cutie when he was younger but I never really noticed just how much of a pretty boy he was Like he moves around like a puppy dog, especially after they leave the Death Star I mean look at his fluffy hair and big ass eyes

Ya boi got cooked doing yard work the last 2 days 🤕

So much potential energy and nowhere significant/productive to aim it towards

Hehehe this is fun

What’s your name in Earth pics?

Proof of life How do I look?

It’s an international holiday today lol #PokemonDay

Honorable mentions part 3