I ain't leading jackshit on, stupid.

Shower Time

You'll never be Jimothy

Haters will say this is fake

I only have eyes for one man, and he hates me lol

The route takes me north for whatever reason. The job description claims twenty-something miles but I have doubts

I've been half-listening to this for an hour lol Dude is loaded on caffeine

The incel in my DMs mansplaining how, no, actually, feminism is just a ploy created by jealous women competing for a shot at banging and bagging studs like him.

Thank you for helping, @berkbigler.bsky.social 🩷🫂 This nearly covers my entire phone bill

I shouldn't have added mayonnaise to my sandwich.

Me: Oh, the high is only 92 today. That's not too bad.

*opens threads* *closes threads*

Bitches don't even know 'bout my riches

You could guess a thousand times and still not even come close to guessing where this goes

Btw, one of my nephew's abusers(his step-dad) was arrested and charged with two additional counts of child endangerment and a DUI. This happened on the 29th of June, but I only found out through Arkansas' CourtConnect, today. We love to see justice served, divas.

I'm cutting corners in every way I know how. For instance, I've stopped buying energy drinks and coffee; instead, I bought a giant container of store-brand cappuccino mix. Is it better than energy drinks or coffee? Fuck no. But I'm on a peasant's budget and it gets the job done.

Hegseth pulling up to the function with a head full of makeup and hair gel, and testosterone injections for the boys

My cat, at home, relaxed and full of top-notch treats, not a care in the fucking world, knowing good and goddamn well he's being worshipped from afar as I bust my ass to buy him more heart-shaped kitty pops.

Me, a diva, with exactly $43.37 in my account, getting ready to just absolutely wreck a man's ego:

Americans: Please, we just want affordable lives. The government:

Good Morning, highly intelligent individuals.

"You could help with machine learning."

He's letting me watch his doggo while he's gone. We're so fucking up right now

Kings River Falls is as good a place as any to have a meltdown.

It's my fault for having a phone. And eyes.