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Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
Zoinks , Scoob! Like, this old haunted mansion really gives me the creeps!
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, thank you to all these people who are making my mom proud of me!
My boxer dog is so old her back legs have gone out. I have to sneak her treat to her so she doesn’t try to stand up arduously and awkwardly in eager pursuit of it! She’s such a good girl!
I was reading about Al Pacino and it took me while to realize it was AL Pacino and not ai Pacino. Changed my ENTIRE take on the article. 𝘖𝘩, 𝘈𝘓𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯! Makes more sense, I guess.
[Pick up line in a library] Her: (whispering) are you a bad boy? Him: (privately) i’ve got a
Listening to Iron Maiden’s “For the Greater Good of God” and Ruby’s gospel of Bark this Sunday morning as the Ab Roller in the background remains unused yet again. (Damn Seagulls)
At 50, popping pills from a foil pack is my new bubble wrap. Same satisfying pop, but now it comes with a reminder to schedule my colonoscopy.
I know how you all like sex and cleavage. So, here’s a haploid cell in the making!
3.14159... This day is a day so fine! I won't bake, A mathy cake, But on some Pi I'll dine!
This is how Archimedes calculated the surface area of his pizza. From pie are round to pi r squared.