Kyle Hughes
@kylehugh
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You have 20 minutes left to get your bets in on whether "at this time" means "within 24 hours."
Blueberry bushes came with our house, and that first summer they were the best blueberries we've ever eaten by far. This year we decided to experiment: we pruned (probably too much) and laid down cedar mulch and some very acidic fertilizer. The results are like out of a video game…
I caught this on Reddit. Reminds me of the macOS "squircle jail" talk around here.
There is simply no other way to maintain a modern, healthy software ecosystem without making sure that apps that have been around for 7 years and 20 major versions can't get a build looked at within 48 hours. There's no other way. Probably needs to be longer, honestly.
I really did catch it the second that it happened. I don't have proof that I'm the main character, but there are signs.
Does any other sport offer the moment of serenity that comes with hitting a home run? The bat making contact with the ball feels perfect, and for a split second you are the only person who knows the future. It's a guarantee, and now you can relax.
The load I am able to keep my MacBook under now is unreal. CPU redlining, disk completely full, swapping like mad, 7 iOS Simulators running. The compute we need is everywhere around us. That's what life is: the 6 cores in front of your face!
The good ol' days. The app has long expired but I can't bring myself to do anything with this iPhone Xr running iOS 17. Cast it in amber.
I hit a compiler crash in Swift 6.3 at 1:30 AM in our release pipeline during whole-module optimization because of an isolated deinit. I will be feeling that one for a while.
Reddit has been around so long that any adult doing one of these corporate AMAs was once a kid who dreamed of doing a corporate AMA on Reddit.
My "I did not introduce an arbitrary maximum DPI canvas bound without a project-backed limit or establish a new Python testing framework where the repository currently has none" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Why… (1) is ACE Hardware selling Pokémon cards (2) is ACE Hardware sold out of Pokémon cards (2) are people going to ACE Hardware for Pokémon cards (3) do so many people go to ACE Hardware for Pokémon cards that they have to maintain a handmade sign ?
It also smacks of a ChatGPT business plan. They were a well-rated restaurant that did good business and served traditional Vietnamese food. Then, in May, they hard-launched this new aesthetic with a new menu and trendy calorie-dense drinks.
It's a genuine bummer seeing the ChatGPT aesthetic consume the local small business landscape. This is a first-generation Vietnamese restaurant run by a small family. Come hungry, leave happy!
I don't know that I've ever been in a large crowd chanting "USA! USA! USA!" It really was all worth it for this experience, even in a small city outside of Seattle. You love to see it. The people have always had the juice. 🇺🇸
The guy sitting next to me asked me to explain offsides. He said he used to play soccer but couldn't remember. I said I used to play FIFA and couldn't remember. He now thinks I professionally played soccer and am an idiot. He's mostly right.
This is the ideal outcome for a TikTok kid, the pinnacle of success, what children mean when they say they want to be influencers: being in a Walmart ad on Reddit with Luis Suarez.
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?