Lady Strangely

@ladystrangely

I acknowledge that my inner bitch is also my outer bitch. Infamous raccoon. I am the powerhouse of the mitochondria.

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Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jul 4

Tiny demon tuxedo kitty cuddling with a skeleton catnip toy on a desk in front of monitors. Her legs are adorably crossed and her tongue is sticking out, caught mid-nose-lick.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 30

The new cat toys arrived just before midnight, appropriately.

Two stuffed catnip cat toys. Both are skeletons with stuffed bodies and big skull heads and strings for arms and legs. One of cream and one is red.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 28

This is a real book, and I want it. rorypaints.bigcartel.com/product/100-...

Picture of a book cover. Titles "100 Paintings of Erling Haaland", by "Rory Paints, The greatest painter alive".
The cover features a painting of Erling Haaland as the virgin Mary, cradling a grumpy-faced Hasbullah as the baby Jesus.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 19

I am in book nerd ADHD heaven. The fun titles! The excellence of the books as items - all different bindings, in the way real books are, different cover materials and designs, and I have to shelve all of these books. In order. By topic. After hunting them out of the piles. This is the perfect game.

A library over two floors, with hundreds, indeed a couple of thousand books scattered everywhere that I must reshelve!

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 19

Oh, wait, I can get a slightly Bi license.

Background is lightly gradated from blue in the upper left to pink in the bottom right. Bi!
Lady Strangely's Bluesky License,.
Web of Trust 4/5 stars
Generosity 5/5 stars
Streak 4/5 stars
Engagement 5/5 stars
Velocity 3/5 stars
Veteran 3/5 stars

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 19

I'm digging it. kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

Lady Strangely's Bluesky License,.
Web of Trust 4/5 stars
Generosity 5/5 stars
Streak 4/5 stars
Engagement 5/5 stars
Velocity 3/5 stars
Veteran 3/5 stars

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 18

The ghost eats itself.

Four panel cartoon by Cyanide and Happiness.
1. A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house.
2. Is the house made of flesh?
3. Or is he made of house?
4. He screams, for he does not know.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 18

I love indie game devs. (on Steam, on sale)

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 12

THIS FEELS DIRTY TO ME I'm not saying I don't like it. But that right there is a nipplevaginaclit.

Logitech Lift Vertical Ergonomic Mouse. it's pink, and the bottom has light ridges leading up to the top of the ridge and god help me, it looks like a nipplevaginaclit.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 11

Admittedly, the first of my Medusa collection qualifies as a sexy ladyface. But she gives no fucks, and I love her. If anyone recognizes the artist, please let me know! I've tineye'd for all I'm worth and can't find who Temu stole this from.

Medusa in candy pastels, blowing a bubblegum bubble at you.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 9

Ikea presents the Chupa Chups meatball flavor lollipop.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Jun 2

My tramp stamp has been validated.

Tattoo of a pinup girl against a round sunset orange background, with this text around the circle:
Don't be afraid to get on top - if he dies, he dies.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· May 21

Idly focus-pocusing theremins, as one does. And yet... no.

A cabbage Patch doll head with red light bulbs in the eyes and switches and plugs in the ears and mouth. Listing title: "Optical Theremin Drone Synth - 3 Mode Noise Box"
It is from hell, and will haunt your dreams.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· May 12

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· May 2

Lydia Bennett, thirsting for a whole camp full of soldiers.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Apr 26

Medieval illustration of a woman hammering a spike into a man's head. Text: God Forbid Women Have Hobbies.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Apr 24

Well, damnit.

Picture of a cat in a fuzzy basket cat bed hanging from the top of a radiator. Dimensions are listed shown on all sides. Text at the top reads: "The item does not include a cat or a radiator."

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Apr 7

Found a local affordable supplier of tasty vape juices; awesomeness proven when they arrived with bonus CHOCOLATE EASTER EGGS aw yusssss

A rainbow array of Wôlinak Vape juices and three chocolate easter eggs in blue and green foil.
Vape juices shown are, from left to right:
Blue: Miami Mint
Green: Green Apple Ice
Gold: Peach Mango Ice
Orange: Orange Dragonfruit Ice
Brown: Pina Colada Ice
Red: Cherry Cola Ice

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Mar 23

Another day, another deli assortment on the Paddington plate. Today with a bonus Cara Cara orange on the side and Luna paws in the background.

A lunch assortment.
The main focus is a blue and white plate holding luscious chunks of white old cheddar, small round brown speckled crackers, slices of pepperoni, and a heaping of pimento-stuffed olives.
On the left, a small white bowl holds orange segments.
Just behind the dish a large glass mug is 1/3 filled with iced tea.
A blue-purple vape sits to the right of the plate.
In the background, just behind the mug, some fuzzy white paws and a bit of black leg and black tail can be seen. This is Luna, the tiny evil demon tuxedo kitty, having a mlem of water from a mug behind her mother's monitor.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Mar 11

Deli platter narmaliciousness for lunch on my Spode Paddington Bear plate.

A blue and white plate holding pimento-stuffed green olives, chunks of old white cheddar, pepperoni slices, and tasty-looking small round crackers.
Behind the plate is a two-pack of white-frosted cupcakes, and to the right is a glass stein of iced tea.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Mar 5

Jesus fucking christ. Of course it's someone who wears a cowboy hat unironically. His beard looks like AI.

Photo of a man in with what looks like a photoshopped beard, wearing a suit and a white cowboy hat.
Text:
US President Donald Trump says that Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin will replace Kristi Noem as Homeland Security Secretary from the end of March.

Mullin, a former professional Mixed Martial Arts fighter, has served as a US Senator for Oklahoma since 2023, following 10 years as a House Representative for the state.

His senate biography page describes him as a "business owner, working cow-calf rancher, and proud husband of 28 years" who has six children with his wife.

He has faced criticism over the past few days for describing the US conflict in Iran as a "war". When pressed by reporters, he said the US has not declared war.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Mar 5

Damnit, now I gotta buy Twinkies.

Box of Hostess Twinkies: Limited edition Mystery! The filling is GREEN like spring grass but hopefully tastes better.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 28

In lieu of Everything Is On Fire, here is a picture of Luna with her paw on my boob.

Tuxedo cat ensconced in a fuzzy grey blanket on a lap, reaching out to lay her paw on the boob of the lap's owner. The cat's expression makes it clear that she knows exactly what she's doing, the minx.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 19

Had to see what the reaction was on the video...

First comment: picture of a man holding a sign saying "I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch".
Second comment: "DO NOT FUCKING DO THAT"

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 13

And alllll the chonk weight will be pinpointed into tiny feets for maximum organ-piercing damage.

Sleeping adorable fat cat with teeny tiny legs and paws sticking out.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 9

They've already trained us to give them treats on demand, there's no chance of a fair contract negotiation.

A tuxedo cat and a cow cat lying adorably back to back on a chair, looking at the person behind the camera and clearly thinking "What do you want now, peon?"

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 5

Fabulosa is more of a hooker princess vibe. Which, when you image search it, defaults immediately to "Russian hooker vibe" and I honestly can't fault the results. This is definitely a woman who feeds bacon to a goblin and then casually threatens to set it on fire.

A sultry yet fresh-faced blonde girl, crouching in 4-inch heels and a sumptuous fur coat. Magazine picture found on Pinterest, source unknown.

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 5

@the-biphomet.bsky.social and I have decided that her character (Stacy) is basically a Jersey Emma Peel (Diana Rigg of course, the only version that matters).

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 4

Young Frankenstein, brain in a jar: "Do not use this brain! ABNORMAL"

Lady Strangely@ladystrangely· Feb 4

Morning, when your pillow starts sleeping all day and staying up all night.