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Rexy

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Rexy@lagneeyap· 6d

Oldest book: this Penguin Complete Father Brown belonged first to my grandpa, then my dad, and now me :)

A visibly battered paperback; the cover is heavily creased and tattered. Title text says: The Penguin Complete Father Brown by G.K. Chesterton
The cover image shows a silhouette of a Roman Catholic priest with a broad-brimmed hat and spectacles against a heavily stylized cloudy sky. A cane umbrella handle appears in the lower right corner.

Rexy@lagneeyap· 6d

1. Book I've owned the longest: unsure, but likely this copy of volume 1 of Gail Carson Levine's Princess Tales, or this very well-loved collection of Midshipman Quinn's adventures

A paperback book with a picture of a young teen girl peacefully curled up in a bed, lightly covered with leaves and cobwebs. Title text says: The Princess Tales, volume one: The Fairy's Mistake -- The Princess Test -- Princess Sonora and the Long Sleep
By Gail Carson Levine, author of Ella Enchanted, a Newbury Honor book

Large paperback book with a cover that shows a bespectacled young man in an early 19th-century naval dress uniform, holding a flintlock pistol. In the background of the picture on the left a person in a similar uniform escapes over a high stone wall; on the right, a large sailing ship appears to enter stormy waters. Title text says: The Midshipman Quinn Collection by Showell Styles
Ad text at the bottom says 4 complete adventures! A Bethlehem Budget Book

Rexy@lagneeyap· 7d

8. Fox on the Job by James Marshall

Cover for Fox On The Job by James Marshall. The title character reclines in a line chair under an umbrella, wearing sunglasses. A tall iced drink with a straw is on a table just behind him.

Rexy@lagneeyap· 7d

1 like = 1 book question

book asks:

1. book you've reread the most times?

2. top 5 books of all time?

3. what is your favourite genre?

4. what sections of a bookstore do you browse?

5. where do you buy books?

6. what books have you read in the last month?

7. is there a series/book that got you into reading?

8. what is the first book you remember reading yourself?

9. when do you tend to read most?

10. do you have a guilty fav?

11. what non-fiction books do you like if any?

12. did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings?

13. do you have a goodreads?

14. do you ever mark/dog ear books you own?

15. recommend and review a book.

16. how many books have you read this year?

17. top 5 children's books?

18. do you like historical books? which time period?

19. most disliked popular books?

20. what are things you look for in a book?

Rexy@lagneeyap· 17d

Two seagulls sit on top of a sign. One bird is seated over the left half the sign. Text below it says "Truth Area NO LIES" with an arrow under it pointing left. The other bird sits over the right half of the sign, which says "Lies Area NO TRUTH" and under it an arrow points right.

Rexy@lagneeyap· 22d

Toddler babybel eating technique >>>>

A half-eaten babybel cheese on top of a blue cloth napkin. Only half of the red wax covering the babybel has been removed. A small person has clearly taken several bites directly from the side of the cheese covered by the wax

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 29

Portrait of a chubby orange tabby cat. Caption says: Helios (actually answers to Sunny) is approximately 6 years old, and has the Size, Sweetness, and Intellectual Fortitude of a Honeybaked Ham. He has the proportions of Johnny Bravo and none of his executives are functioning. Sunny's Hobbies are watching TV (his favorite movie is Fantasia 1940, specifically the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor), getting in the way of D&D, and demanding we all go to bed at 9 pm.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 26

Pizza night!

Round homemade pepperoni pizza

Rectangular homemade cheese pizza

Round homemade flatbread/pizza with no cheese. Topped with tomato sauce, fresh, yellow tomatoes, green squash, and basil

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 22

Twitter user dondawastaken writes: never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water and consume as much literature as possible.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 20

Sometimes you find little guys in the garden

An anole lizard resting on the branch of a burgundy-colored amaranth plant. This lizard is trying to hide but unfortunately his skin is colored brown so he stands out against the red plant.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 17

Green goop summer

A molcajete filled with freshly made guacamole

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 16

Crazy to me how mortars and pestles just make incredible emulsions without a particularly special technique

Same mortar and pestle as above. Paste is a brighter green now and you can see a lemon and a cheese grater in the background of the photo.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 16

First basil of the season + garlic paste I made earlier last month 👌🏻

Overhead shot of a grey granite mortar and pestle on my countertop. A thick green paste is visible inside it.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 14

Never not tired of looking at them 🥹

Another photo of the same vase of flowers from a different side. These flowers are a mix of orange and green.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 14

🚨 zinnia szn 🚨

A photo of zinnias in a vase on my kitchen table. A mix of colors and bloom types, some single and some double. From this side the most visible flowers are fuschia colored, but some green ones are visible too.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jun 6

No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.

Cover of CJ Cherryh's novel, Foreigner, first book in an ongoing series. A white man with shoulder length blond hair faces the viewer, dressed in white. He is flanked by two tall alien humanoid people with their backs to the viewer. They are dressed all in black and have long hair in a single braid. One figure has a gun slung over their back. In the background some kind of airplane or spacecraft is visible.

Rexy@lagneeyap· May 20

Me to my toddler who is obsessed with seltzer

Scene from Mad Max Fury Road. Immortan Joe tells his followers "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."

Rexy@lagneeyap· May 10

My backyard lilies waited to bloom until mother's day, which frankly was v considerate of them.

Photo of a Easter-type lily in my backyard garden. The plant has many flower pods and the first 3 are open. The flowers are a soft orange at the center, blushing to red at the tips of the petals.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Apr 16

Thinking about her (the Costco wheel of Parmesan cheese)

Screenshot of the Costco app, showing a picture of a wheel of Parmesan cheese with smaller slices of cheese displayed on top of it. Text for the cheese listing says "online only, Whole Wheel Parmigiano Regianno, Approximately 80 lbs"

This product has 85 5-star reviews and is priced at $1,199.99. delivery is available

Rexy@lagneeyap· Apr 4

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Screenshot of a Twitter post

User @fluffygirlpaws quote tweets a picture posted by user @sixrande

Text on the quote tweet says:
"Argh..... I wish me crew had sumthin' to sink the enemy ship with..."

The ever-reliable six pound cast iron cannonball:

The photo shows a black rabbit inside a cage, among pine shavings and bits of green leaves for bedding. The rabbit is curled up so that it appears perfectly spherical, and its one visible eye has a heavily dilated pupil

Rexy@lagneeyap· Mar 31

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

A two page spread from the story "Cookies" from the book "Frog and Toad Together" by Arnold Lobel.

The page to the left shows Frog standing in a room, holding one cookie in each hand. The right hand page shows Toad sitting in the same room, having his friend, also with a cookie in each hand.

Text reads: "We must stop eating! Cried Toad as he ate another.
"Yes," said Frog, reaching for a cookie "we need will power"
"What is will power?" Asked Toad.
"Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do," said Frog.
"You mean like trying not to eat all of these cookies? Asked Toad.
"Right," said Frog.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Mar 12

screenshot of a Tumblr post titled "every time I report and block a porn bot" post consists of a screen cap from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Will Riker stands tall in the center of the photo, on the bridge of the starship Enterprise, facing the camera. He is flanked by two alluringly dressed and made up young women. Subtitles on the bottom of the photo read "I don't need your fantasy women"

Rexy@lagneeyap· Mar 8

Close second

Tumble user fremulon posts a picture of a single puzzle piece in shades of pink, red, and yellow. Partial text on the piece reads "ass library"

Caption below the image says "call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt"

Rexy@lagneeyap· Mar 8

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Adam Driver, as seen in the film Marriage Story, stands in the center of the image and covers his face with his hands. He is wearing a dark red (burgundy?) shirt and the window, walls, and doors visible behind him are various shades of white. The subtitles say "[crying]"

Rexy@lagneeyap· Mar 6

Image showing Tom Hardy as Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, seen from the back. Located to the left of center in the foreground, he spreads his muscular arms wide in a menacing pose.

To the right in the background, a mo-cap actor in a brilliant pink spandex suit is caught in mid-stride with his arms also spread wide. He is facing toward the viewer but the resolution on this photo is terrible so you can't make it his face.

White meme-text labels Bane as SAURON TRYING TO READ HIS MIND and the mo-cap actor as PIPPIN'S LAST BRAIN CELL

Rexy@lagneeyap· Feb 23

Wgmi

2026 gold medalist Alysa Liu celebrates her win by joyfully jumping up and down on the podium, applauded by her fellow medalists

Rexy@lagneeyap· Feb 22

If you see this post a little guy

Shot of Paul Bettany as Stephen Maturin in the 2003 film Master and Commander: Far Side of the World. It has been made to look like a Vogue Ireland magazine cover, dated May 1812, subhead "age of sail"

Various headlines scattered on the image say: "life of a ship's surgeon: sloths, wombats and cannon practice and why they don't mix up"; "Testudo Aubreh: discovery of the year"; "60,000 bees: and I would keep 500 more";"fighting naturalist: 'they can say what they want -- laudanum is the only thing that helps me sleep at night'"

Rexy@lagneeyap· Feb 18

He's just like me fr 🥹

Screenshot from Rodger's Sports! Olympic daily newsletter: The elevator is legitimately terrifying. Here's a video of the ascent from one of the athletes, and here's an article about it if you prefer reading about scary things instead of seeing them. (As a reader of Wikipedia plot summaries for horror movies, I get it.)

I highlighted the last sentence in the paragraph because I too am a reader of Wikipedia summaries for horror movies.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Feb 3

Repost with one or more current reads

Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian

The book cover shows a painting of a sailing ship at anchor near a Mediterranean-looking coast, complete with stucco buildings with rolled roofs and palm trees. A set of four men are rowing a smaller boat up to the sailing ship, with an additional man at the rudder to steer and a fifth man standing in the back.

Rexy@lagneeyap· Jan 20

Yeah but do you have ~regional beef~

Close-up of a package of ground beef against my coil electric stove. The beef label has a highly stylized agricultural scene on it: green hills with a river running through them, black silhouettes of a barn with attached corn silo, standalone windmill, cows. Text on the label says "Caviness FARM FRESH regional beef"