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🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Jul 19

does it count as cheating when you walk into the dorm room you share with your boyfie only to find him being dicked down suuuuuper hard by *checks notes* a future version of yourself???

here's a random fic challenge
trope: time travel
setting: dorm room
ao3 tag: cheating
extra spice: coming untouched

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Jul 19

CW: ref past trauma; implied violence; regressive ep; hurt/comfort Sometimes, namjoon forgets. Well, not /forgets/ forgets, not like that. But sometimes, it slips his mind that some places are tricky. That, if he doesn't want to lose himself, he needs to stay away from them. Or not go alone.

A screenshot of a prompt generator. The text reads:

💜 here's a random fic challenge 💜
trope: amnesia
setting: convenience store
ao3 tag: sleepy cuddles
extra spice: threesome

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Apr 4

The meme of jungkook, based off the character Bubbles from the powerpuff girls. The text says, "They all treat me like a baby. I'll show them. I'll prove that I can be... Hardcore." In the photos, Jungkook is wearing a black long-sleeved shirt and his hair is black, longish and wavy. He is pouting and looking serious and as edgy as a fluffy boba ball can.

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Mar 20

you can pry this speech bubble meme from my cold dead hands

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Dec 31

listen folks ive never wanted to procreate but for THIS MAN!! fuccckkkkk . i would have his baby (she says in full delulu mode)

A photo first posted by Namjoon on his instagram account of him on a brown couch holding a baby. Namjoon is wearing dark pants and a dark sweater. His hair is short and ashy blond. His face is all scrunched up with a smile. The baby is wearing fuzzy brown long socks and what looks like a knitted onesie in white. The baby is also wearing an adorable read knitted cap that loops around their super squishy chubby cheeks to tie under their chin. It's not clear how old the baby is but to me they look definitely under a year, maybe between 6 to 8 months.

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Dec 28

describe your bluesky account in a single image

a screenshot taken of older bangtan content (not sure which year). it shows yoongi in a button up white shirt and a very emo-looking fringe. he's talking to the camera, looking very pouty and put out. he's saying "every day i suffer because of Jimin". it's not clear whether this is an accurate subtitle, but it matches the screenshot well and works especially well as a meme.

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Dec 27

namjoon ghostwrote this you can't convince me otherwise

A screenshot of a user called slab-o-meat who posted first:

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand. so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

And then later posted:

was on. a new sleep medication last night

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Dec 14

actual footage of jikoo roleplaying

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Oct 16

"There's nothing special about Jimin's mouth at all. Or his perfectly adequate hands. Or his entirely standard feet. In fact, Park Jimin is just a regular, normal guy for whom I feel very reasonable things".

You've been kidnapped
Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright.
What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Oct 13

ngl i do be feeling being a responsible independent adult is mighty overrated some days 😬

A screenshot of the results page from an online quiz to determine what kind of captive you'd be in a forced caretaking setting.

There is a photo of bubblegum-pink jimin, wearing a blue and white striped collar shirt. His hands are squishing his lil mochi cheekies and he looks like the softest, sweetest lil dumpling.

Underneath that are the results from the quiz, which read as follows:

The Willing Pet

Oh no! You want to take over my autonomy and remove all my life responsibilities? The horror! Here's my landlord's direct deposit info and my credit card bill from last month!

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Oct 10

oh the horrifyingly embarrassing ordeal of being Known uquiz.com/quiz/kBaDZK/...

Your Result:

autumn leaves

pretty very pretty you're
afraid to let go of things.
you're afraid of change even
when you know its not good
for you, even when you know
it is hurting you and cannot
be changed, you're so afraid
of letting go. you're afraid
because you don't know
what will come after that
change, its unfamiliar and
you aren't ready to
understand something new
or get used to something
new.iget it sounds
exhausting . but babie you
can and you are allowed
better things, you deserve to
be loved and cherished and
protected, i am with you
okay? i know it sounds hard
but we can bring the change,
you can let go of what is
hurting you believe me it I
feel as serene as autumn

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Oct 6

im sorry to hear your brain is making you go through it blue 😔 pls accept these sleepy cozy puppers - they always make my heart feel a little lighter on the bad days 🫂💜

Photo of a sleepy yorkshire terrier curled up on a cream couch, head resting on blue patterned throw pillows. She's a unique chocolate brown and silver colour, with a fluffy taily and ears.

Photo of a small Yorkshire terrier dog curled up all small and round, snoozing on a squishy floral-patterned throw pillow. His head is tucked into his body, leaving his fluffy ears and fringe to stick out. He's a typical black and tan colour.

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Oct 1

The speech bubble meme featuring Namjoon. He's wearing a dark green cardigan and he has silver hair parted in the front. His shoulders are curled a little forward and his right hand is pressed softly to his mouth.

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Sep 24

ofc jin coming in being utterly unserious omg 🤧

A screenshot of Jin's reply to a Weverse post. He says "Hey, Jung Kook, you look chubby". There's a photo of Jungkook sitting on gym equipment showing his exposed upper body, taken from a recent YouTube video. Taehyung is standing next to Jungkook in the photo, but you can see only his upper body. They're both wearing black workout gear.

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Sep 18

uhh,,,,,at least im someone's favorite??? 😬

Your Result:

hurt/no comfort

you are satan's favorite, most
specialist soldier, and live in
fear of you

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Sep 14

i also wanna be part of the cool kids crowd so feel free to drop a number & i'll do my best to convince my brain to remember things (a fair trade negotation) 🤝🏻🙂‍↕️

Music Ask

1. A song you like with a color in the title
2. A song you like with a number in the title
3. A song that reminds you of summertime
4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather
5.A song that needs to be played LOUD
6. A song that makes you want to dance
7. A song to drive to
8. A song about drugs or alcohol
9. A song that makes you happy
10. A song that makes you sad
11. A song that you never get tired of
12.A song from your preteen years
13. One of your favorite 80's songs
14. A song that you would love played at your wedding
15. A song that is a cover by another artist
16. One of your favorite classical songs
17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18.A song from the year that you were born
19. A song that makes you think about life
20. A song that has many meanings to you
21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title
22. A song that moves you forward
23. A song that you think everybody should listen to
24. A song by a band you wish were still together
25. A song by an artist no longer living
26. A song that makes you want to fall in love
27.A song that breaks your heart
28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29. A song that you remember from your childhood
30. A song that reminds you of yourself

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Aug 30

happy almost-koo-day!! who could resist this yummy cutie (defs not me) 🥰

A screenshot of a Jungkook-themed ice cream cone generated from a website, with a white, light pink, and light blue checkered background. The cone is a plain sugar cone with one scoop of what appears to be vanilla and some kind of berry ice cream.

On top of the scoop is a cutout of Jungkook's face from the "Standing Next To You" era, so he still has his lip piercing and his hair is short and black, and is combed to his left with his fringe hanging in slight curtains to either side. His eyes are extra round and sparkly and boba-coded, and he's smiling softly with one dimple popped.

On top of the cutout are some toppings, namely an Oreo cookie, a biscoffi biscuit, and a chocolate flake

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Aug 16

this is perhaps the best description of the eng lang ive ever seen & i quote it often lol this lang is a mess

A screenshot of a reply on a thread (I think on Tumblr??) by user des-zimbits, which reads:

English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

🖤 lala 🖤@lalagoesblue· Aug 9

Your dating personality vs your bias My bias: Jiminie 🐥 uhhhh,,,,, let's hope jimimie makes up for my lack of Thoughtfulness???? (also in my defence i wouldn't have to whine/nag so much if ppl would just Do The Thing. and my answers are obvs based off of prev not so great partners lol)