♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪

@lancake

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♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jul 11

I'm normally a peaceful person but for this I need someone's head on a pike

Google maps showing something is a 19 minute drive away but a 56 minute trip by public transit

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jul 3

Is it or is it not "elbows up" Jimmy Pattison??

Photo taken outside of a Save On Foods grocery. In the foreground are watermelons in a cardboard bin with "AMERICA 250" celebration labeling. In the background is a "PROUD TO BE CANADIAN" sign covered in red maple leafs with a hole for customers to stick their faces through and take pictures with. The sign was prominently featured outside of Save On locations during Canadian boycotting of American products in response to tariffs and Trump's threats to "make Canada the 51st state", but the Proud to be Canadian sign has since been relegated to a spot behind stacks of boxes

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jun 24

lmao i literally am, in a heat wave, watching a @dimension20.dropout.tv Christmas episode in June

screencap from the season finale of Dimension 20 season 20 Cloudward, Ho, the cast is dressed in Christmas outfits and Zac Oyama says "you're watching this in June?"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jun 23

Gromit. Grom. Gurm. Gurmy. Germ. Gurmble. Gurm gam (short for Gurmble gamble) Gurmy wormy. Germy wormy.

A beige chihuahua with a deer shaped head whose face looks like a slice of pizza with three black olives (eyes and nose) sits curled up in the middle of a yellow queen-sized duvet

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jun 23

Kodiak. Kode. Schmodes. Kodey-schmode. Schmodey-podes.

A black and white Landseer newfoundland dog with a summer shave sits on a sunny hill, panting

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jun 18

My hips would really benefit from being able to hit one of these right now

Willem Defoe in a butter yellow shirt, checked pants and sunglasses hitting the deepest Asian squat ever printed in a fashion magazine

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jun 11

A24 zine featuring a patterned yellow cover and the text "A24 The Yellow Wallpaper Kane Parsons" web page text specifies "The Yellow Wallpaper Zine by Kane Parsons"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jun 11

shop.a24films.com/products/the...

An a24 zine with a yellow patterned colour "The Yellow Wallpaper Kane Parsons"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jun 9

[Ayo Edibiri doing the Dune 2 theme]

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· May 29

Fried egg 🍳

A hand holding a joint. The fingernails are acrilycs painted light green and yellow, the middle finger has an egg design

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· May 25

Sunday afternoon craft and yap was an absolute rager

Empty cans of Coke Zero and mango flavored carbonated water on a counter

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· May 17

She knows what she's about

A Twitter exchange where someone named Bec says having Melanie Lynskey in The Last of Us will get homosexuals to watch it, to which Melanie Lynskey replies "Awwww ❤️"
A man named Matt jumps in and says "us heterosexual like you too, Melanie" to which Melanie Lynskey replies "that's less exciting to me Matt, but thank you nonetheless!! ❤️"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· May 4

Me lately

Tumblr text post by user horrificgoth that says (crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Apr 25

What a treat to have the perfect shirt for Indie Bookstore Day activities @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social

A mirror selfie of a black t-shirt with an image of books stacked on top of a pentagram with the text "NO GODS NO BILLIONAIRES"

The back of the black shirt with an image of baphomet, he's got one hand holding an open book with little ghosts rising out of the pages and the other hand is giving a peace sign. Text says "HAIL INDIE BOOKSTORES" and "Little Ghosts Books"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Apr 24

I have cast on for my first ever sweater knit in the round ✨️ a friend and I are taking a class at the local yarn store that teaches how to alter a pattern to fit my measurements 🧶 very fun to learn a new skill with a friend!

A knitting project is held up in one hand. A 30" tangled cable with 3.5mm metal needles hold 96 stitches worked in the round. 7 rows of K2P2 have been worked. There are 8 stitch markers 12 stitches apart because I refuse to count up to 96. The tension is crazy.

A hand holds up a skein of Bramble Ridge DK yarn that's a natural colour, hand painted with streaks of black and fluorescent colours

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Apr 17

The Wall Street Journal

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Apr 14

like... does this AI generated man not look a little familiar? or am i doing that thing where all white men look the same?

a truly nasty piss-yellow tinted AI generated image of Donald Trump, looking thinner and less ugly than he does in real life, wearing a white tunic and red robes with sparks of light coming from the palms of his hands, laying a hand in benediction on a man THAT I THINK LOOKS LIKE JEFFREY EPSTEIN lying in a hospital robe in a hospital bed. The background is a claustrophobic composition of fresh faced white women looking on serenely and manly male soldiers and veterans looking on stoically. Somehow all major US monuments are visible, as well as fireworks, random clutching hands, an American flag with an unaccountable number of stars and stripes, and some military aviation vehicles of scifi makes and models

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Mar 30

I understand why some people are uncomfortable with block lists but personally? I find them useful.

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Mar 18

For my fellow nosy nail art addicts www.instagram.com/reel/DOeY_Y8...

An Instagram post by JennyNailLover that shows an oval shaped acrylic manicure on white hands. The nail art is chrome flames and chili peppers on a light pink pearlescent base.

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Mar 8

Rainy interminable winter coping mechanisms for someone in desperate need of daily whimsy

An elastic friendship bracelet of plastic pony beads and letter beads that say "it is what it is" is looped through the loops on a black Blundstone boot

Alternating read heart and blue beads dangle off the back of a black Blundstone boot. Incidental to the main point of the photo, the manicure on the hand holding the boot is a very cool motif of flames and chili peppers

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jan 24

Les Demoiselles de Rochefort (1967, Jacques Demy). Gene Kelly, Catherine Deneuve, massive dance sequences and MAJOR hats.

Two stills from The Young Girls of Rochefort, in one a redhead in a pink hat and dress talks to a blond sailor, in another a blonde in a yellow hat and dress looks at Gene Kelly

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jan 15

who needs this reminder??

A comment on a YouTube short with 3 likes that says "A nice reminder being really gay doesn't mean u can't hurt people's feelings"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jan 10

I know the world is terrifying but I would like to express my personal excitement and happiness over getting my tattoo coloured in. It is swollen, but it is so beautiful 🥹 Bea the Bumbler is based on the two coloured mason bee 🐝 🧹 www.theguardian.com/media/2023/m...

A white person's arm displaying a fresh and swollen colour tattoo half sleeve. A BEE in a LITTLE WITCH HAT flies on her broomstick over her little witch hut, which rests on top of a snail shell. The vignette is framed by healed black and grey flowers.

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Jan 5

I'm on record that this should have been way hornier. I had many issues with the movie but my experience watching the film would have been more enjoyable if Eggers hadn't whiffed on every horny scene he swung for.

Lancakes' overly generous 3 star review of Nosferatu (2024):
Me: hmmmmmmmm
My boyfriend who knows me too well: do you think it could've been hornier?

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Dec 15

Happy anniversary of Muntadhar al-Zaidi throwing 2 shoes at George W Bush on this date in 2008 to all those who observe 👞👞

@bajoran-orbison.bsky.social "if someone wishes you happy holidays it doesn't mean they hate Christmas. they're simply acknowledging that there are *many* sacred observances that take place this month, including the anniversary of Muntadhar al-Zaidi throwing 2 shoes at George W Bush on Dec 14 in 2008"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Dec 15

Chag sameach Erin, thanks for cultivating light ✨️

A lit hanukkiah sits on a mantle on the first night of Hanukkah, with a small piece of tin foil to catch wax drops. In the background are green shelves, Lego chrysanthemums, a brass pomegranate sitting atop a stack of books, some poorly organised tech and wires, and a framed drawing of Po Po sitting on top of the Criterion Collection Wes Anderson box set.

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Dec 14

I've never seen such a clear "so you hate waffles" post.

A classic tweet by Coolee Bravo that says "Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Dec 4

Me whenever I see Haymarket Books is having a sale, which seems to happen monthly:

A screenshot of Jesse Plemons in the movie Date Night, with the text "How can that be profitable for Haymarket Books?"

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Nov 29

The Tommy Douglas branch of the Burnaby Public Library recently had a gorgeous display for Trans Awareness Week (Nov 13-19) and the Trans Day of Remembrance (Nov 20) 🏳️‍⚧️

a library display shelf featuring books by trans writers

♎️Lah🐈‍⬛NEE🔮ka🔪@lancake· Nov 29

I love the BPL! I love how mindfully inclusive their posted card issuing policy is. I love that my local library has policies and practices that welcome my neighbours who are trans, my neighbours who are unhoused, my neighbours who have newly arrived.