alana "return of the frog queer" banana

@lanna

overachiever/ underperformer/ Lobster Johnson hater I write books/ I read books (polyamorouslibrarian @ wordpress) I'm not into you/ I just want you to get likes and be happy

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alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· 29d

No dairy for me so I either need to pay out the wazoo for vegan restaurant mozz sticks or make them myself (no car to get to the store with)

Benedict Wong on a couch, clutching a pillow, looking miserable

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jul 5

I keep winning her books, I had to give back!

Screenshot after I bought the last Romancing the Vote copy of Second Chance Romance

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jul 2

How cool is this? What I won from @oliviawrites.bsky.social and @measuredandslow.bsky.social!

Shadowbox, page dragons, sticker, tiny mint chocolate chip cow, book

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 29

Yes! (It was Certainly Interesting) www.ikea.com/us/en/campai...

Me holding a Chupa Chups x IKEA meatball lollipop

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 28

Batmanuel from The Tick, played by Nestor Carbonell, wearing...oh god, skinny folded black boots that come right below his knees, a bronze? snakeskin? thing that might be pants or maybe a body suit but part of the shirt is mustard, cape is red inside, mask is so so thin in a wide circle around his eyes, and there are little gold BMs on his belt buckle and at the top of each boot. I'm missing detail, I apologize, but it's glorious in its own way.

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 26

Jordan Myrick's amazing Smartypants presentation, they are saying "A man to me says Hello and I say Stop"

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 21

Happy Pride!

2 screenshots arranged like panels. Top Erika Ishii points and says "You, boy, what day is it?" Bottom Brennan Lee Mulligan calls back, "It's Pride, bitch!"

Heheheh, top and bottom

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 18

White bearded man has red flags draped around his neck and says "I made this cute scarf from all the red flags you gave me"

Don't know the original

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 17

Nah, I also have trouble spelling gnocchi and my Italian-American bestie is just like

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 16

Pretty sure I've mentioned this before, but if you can't afford takeout, nuggets parm on an Amoroso roll hits the spot!

Vegan nuggets parmless on Amoroso Italian roll

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 16

JOSH My son AND my favorite ex, who always tell me to tell the other about whatever Persona news just dropped

Screenshot of my journal which is screenshots of my kid telling me to make sure my ex heard the latest Persona news, and my ex squeeing over the news

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 14

Did I know it wouldn't work? Yes. Was it funny anyway? You bet! Phrazle 417: 3/6 🟪⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟪⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 #phrazle solitaired.com/phrazle

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 12

Yeah no

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 11

"You guys" meme, "are in double digits?"

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 9

It's less discipline and more that I like accurate stats and also pettiness, cuz my cousin was telling what to and what not to read because I'd "probably only read 2000 books [my] whole life!"

Lawyer's office that reads Phelan Petty. I say "Dude," my kid says "THATS US"

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 8

because it's ALL interpersonal stuff, and at times vulnerable stuff too (feelings, power exchanges, queerness, going against social norms that could lose people their jobs or children). I don't have an answer, but it is why I'm into rules and guidelines.

Brennan Lee Mulligan on Parlor Room saying, "Classic bad girl behavior to explain rules."

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 8

Jordan Myrick gesturing to a screen that says GAY AND SMART with lesbian flag background colors

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 2

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 1

My feed is filling with the punchline but not the great set-up

Erika Ishii, pointing: You, boy, what day is it?
Brennan Lee Mulligan, hand to his mouth to call: It's Pride, bitch!

From Make Some Noise on Dropout TV

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· Jun 1

Ah, the merry month of Pride

A person with rainbows everywhere–their glasses, background, fuzzy jacket, hair clips, make up, hair ties, tie-dyed top and red-to-blonde ombre hair

Says "Thanks I'm gayer now"

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 28

Fans of The Fall might be upset with me, but perhaps they will enjoy my favorite Christmas shirt despite that upset?

The Fall repeated in red, green, and white

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 26

I am trying this year. Hardest part is keeping the cat from eating the tops.

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 25

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFsN...

Three hands in agreement meme: me, Moby Dick, Star Trek IV

Whale is Important

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 23

I'm too excited

A paperback copy of All Hail Chaos by Sarah Rees Brennan

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 16

Just finished my reread of Long Live Evil God, what a banger. Even better the second time. The book is pre-ordered and about 20 minutes away and I have no car. Someone grab it and bring it here. Please. I beg. The library line is so long.

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 16

MY COPY OF THE SEQUEL IS AT A BOOKSTORE TOO FAR FOR ME TO GET 😭😭😭 I am rereading in anticipation, almost done

Photo of Kindle on my bed. I'm on chapter 32 of Long Live Evil

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 12

My crane game with the little Marvel guys in them

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 12

Someone got me a Marvel Pops mini Advent calendar a while back and they kept falling over on the mantelpiece so now they are in this and it's funny.

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 12

Guardians of the Galaxy meme, the gang is My TBR and Thor sliding into view is New NetGalley approval

alana "return of the frog queer" banana@lanna· May 11

My mom's on her blanket kick again, she'll be delivering them to NJ (near Philly) early next month, who wants to buy one? Latest is black and pink.