AJL (@lansdallius) · DIRTY

AJL

@lansdallius

TB/OU/OKC sportsposting, Chicagoposting, beer dork, history, nerd stuff, amateur/mediocre phone photography, leftist snark & other esoteric ramblings.

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AJL@lansdallius· 16d

Moments before deluge:

A picture looking northeast towards an L station and the Hancock tower, with dark clouds touching the tallest buildings in view

AJL@lansdallius· 18d

I think this tracks pretty well with my politics? 12axes.vercel.app/en

A screenshot of a bunch of metrics from the linked quiz that says I'm primarily a market socialist and have the most in common with the PM of Spain and the Rojava in Syria.

AJL@lansdallius· 19d

A pic from a few months back the last time I got a haircut

A white guy with a fresh slick-backed haircut and a medium-length trimmed beard and a coat

AJL@lansdallius· 20d

An "OKLAHOMA MENTIONED" meme, with the anime girl wearing an OU hoodie and a flat-billed Thunder cap, holding a Sonic slush and a Prairie Bomb imperial stout, with the Devon Tower and other OKC buildings in the background

AJL@lansdallius· 21d

Bart and Martin have two competing campaign posters that say "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!" Bart's poster on the right looks cooler and edgier.

AJL@lansdallius· 25d

Simpsons joke where Homer is also playing Krusty and the mobster says "I'm seeing double here! Four Katies."

AJL@lansdallius· Jul 9

Scene from Lower Decks: Shaxs yells "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 29

Dive bars are dive bars anywhere you find them, and should be respected. Also, I've always been partial to the upper part.

A tangerine IPA and a shot of Jameson on a bar in front of a cash register and a topless mermaid sunbathing on top of an anchor.

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 26

*satisfied nod*

The current politics quiz results with my results:

81% Woke vs. 19% Chud
38% Techbro vs. 62% Neo-Luddite
39% Hopepilled vs. 61% Doomer
63% Davos vs. 37% Dubai

Closest match: Zohran Mamdani

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 26

I appreciate Project Highrise for what it is but it just isn't the same.

The box art for SimTower, a game from Maxis and the other original makers of SimCity where you get to build your own skyscraper

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 25

Choose your fighter:

The Braum's Milk Bottle near 23rd/Classen in OKC

The "C-OKC" Ring on Broadway on the north end of downtown OKC.

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 20

"San Antonio blew a 29-point lead" in the Knicks font

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 14

Literally this guy

The Onion's "The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point" Guy

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 14

Beach day at an undisclosed location.

A picture taken from knee deep in Lake Michigan at Montrose Beach facing northwest, facing the Edgewater Beach Hotel, a yacht and a bunch of other North Side lakeshore buildings

A beer on a table facing northwest overlooking a lakeside patio with high-rise condos, an early evening sun and Lake Michigan in the background

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 11

At the soda machine with a gigantic cup of hooting, hollering and howling

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 10

Live pic of Mike:

Handsome Squidward

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 6

Friday cocktails at an undisclosed location.

A picture looking out the window of an undisclosed location in Chicago, with a CTA bus sign on the close side of the street and a cell phone store and a church and steeple on the other side of the street

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 5

Not my original meme but it fits:

A spoof of the Madden 27 cover with Caleb Williams on it, but with Indiana steel mills in the background instead of the Chicago skyline

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 5

Futurama scene: Professor Farnsworth says "My God, this is an outrage. I was going to eat that mummy."

AJL@lansdallius· Jun 2

The next Sam Presti, many people are saying

The 82-0 widget with a 73-9 (A+) team with the following lineup

Damian Lillard (PG)
Stephen Curry (SG)
Michael Jordan (SF)
Patrick Ewing (PF)
Shaquille O'Neal (C)

AJL@lansdallius· May 31

AJL@lansdallius· May 25

Holiday beers. Customary "support the troops", but also stop sending them overseas to fight and kill innocents in stupid bullshit resource wars.

A pint of Guinness, a shot of Jameson and half a cup of water at an undisclosed location in Chicago

AJL@lansdallius· May 25

MRW even the Simpsons meme pages are Wembyposting

Bart angrily saying "now even the Simpsons subreddits are scoring off us. Oh, that is it."

AJL@lansdallius· May 23

Since I got to Chicago, I've found my baseline usually ends up being a basic local domestic (Old Style, Schlitz, PBR, etc.) and occasionally a shot of just-above well whiskey.

A pour of Schlitz at an undisclosed Chicago location

AJL@lansdallius· May 22

"There Are Four Lights" as a Waffle House sign

AJL@lansdallius· May 21

Counterpoint:

Al Gore's head in a jar with a cape on Futurama: "I have ridden the mighty Moon Worm."

AJL@lansdallius· May 21

"I told him that photo would come back to haunt him."

Homer Simpson dressed in a Russian winter coat and holding a bottle of vodka with Red Square in the background

AJL@lansdallius· May 17

Still of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns holds up a doll of a dead Mr. Burns in a coffin standing on top of a horrified Smithers doll

AJL@lansdallius· May 15

A quick hop to anywhere you need to go in Chicago.

A bus stop for the 76 Diversey westbound route, with a rabbit sitting in front of the signpost, as if it's waiting on a bus

AJL@lansdallius· May 9

Took the train up to Big Water™