
Kamu’s requested music is literally on my religious trauma playlist I’m cryingggg #bb28

excited to watch Rome get evicted tonight #bb28

OK ILL ADMIT IT I think Lyric’s baby voice strategy is disgusting and I still don’t fw Jason #bb28

Rome crying gives me the ick #bb28

I rly do not fw Jason at all and I haaaateeeee when I can’t root for the only gay person #bb28

goodbye morning NPR, hello BB live feed updates 🙂↕️

lizard@lapislazzu· Jul 11 “Having a butch/masc is like having a bad child that doesn’t listen” can’t relate my girl would never embarrass me she knows better

Big Brother betting pool has been made… the season is so close I can taste it

lizard@lapislazzu· Jun 11 It’s fascinating having a current celebrity look alike and learning exactly which of my physical features would be scrutinized if I was famous

I miss having an android so fucking much

MONTOYA IS FUCKING BARBARA WHILE SHE’S STILL TECHNICALLY WITH JIM HAPPY PRIDE

lizard@lapislazzu· May 28 just get through today just get through today

lizard@lapislazzu· May 24 WAIT A THIRD SIBLING HAS HIT THE TOWER?! TARA?!?!!!!! 😭😭

lizard@lapislazzu· May 21 Jeff Probst accidentally spoiling Survivor 50… you know what show that literally couldn’t ever happen on?

lizard@lapislazzu· May 19 ohh so now we’re at the part of my Saturn return where people from my past are trying to come back….. riiiight right right….

lizard@lapislazzu· May 18 flabbergasted that Teen Mom is painting Nelson as Cory’s wise friend

lizard@lapislazzu· May 17 NOOO THEY’RE BROTHERS?!?!!

lizard@lapislazzu· May 13 watching a Malcolm in the Middle episode about the advance class teacher deciding to publicly rank the children based on their intelligence

no cause is that cruise ship actually gonna start another pandemic

lizard@lapislazzu· Apr 28 WHY IS NETFLIX TRYING TO BUY THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE?!

lizard@lapislazzu· Apr 10 I was 23… she was 35…. I was spiralin out… and she was so alive

hailey and I got chased by a dog on our run

watching Dirty 30 now that I’m the same age as half the characters thinking about how the last time I watched this movie I had just started college

JUST FOUND OUT THAT NONE OF THE ORIGINAL MERCURY 7 WIVES ARE STILL ALIVE

lizard@lapislazzu· Mar 29 [lis reunion spoilers]
tf do you mean “it was an accident”