Neil Webber

@larpsidekick

Can’t sing, can’t dance, can handle a sword a little. LARPer, Warhams, Lardy fan, amateur luvvie, general history, enjoyer of rugby despite everything. He / him.

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Neil Webber@larpsidekick· 9d

A centurion for my new Emperors Children. Bodged together from the Mark 2 centurion, some lightning claws and a spare head, I think he’s come out okay!

A space marine in blinged up mark 2 armour, which is pink, with all the metal bits in gold. He has a purple plume.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· 12d

Bonk!

Alpha Legion Forge Lord, standing in his metallic teal armour and brandishing a two handed hammer

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· 18d

But he’s not even the best looking person in that film

Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet on a beach in an open see through white shirt

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· 25d

Man becomes ambassador to Scandinavia

A background of many movie posters, with “describe your favourite movie as boring as possible” in white letters on it

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· 28d

The storming of the Bastille isn’t the start of anything, and if we want to draw on the French Revolution we should look to the cahiers, the Tennis Court and the August Decrees before La Guillotine

A realistic painting of a man in a brown jacket and blue black checked shirt standing up looking concerned but forthright as if he is going to address his community. He is surrounded by seated people in suits. Everyone is white, most of them are men

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jun 30

An 80s movie I will always love Really tough between this and Three Amigos

Dragnet! Detectives Joe Friday (Dan Ackroyd, left) and Pep Streebeck (Tom Hanks) in the dress code for detectives in Robbery-Homicide. Section 3-605.10, .20, .22, .24, .26, .50, .70, and .80. It specifies: clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers, sports jacket or suit, and leather shoes, preferably with a high shine on them.

Joe is showing his badge in his belt, Pep a big revolver in a shoulder harness

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jun 28

John Blanche’s magnificent Eternity Gate

John Blanche’s Eternity Gate. A black and white drawing of a giant gate, on which there is a relief of a halo’s man in armour slaying a dragon. The scale of the gate is shown by the tiny man walking up the stairs to the gate. The stairs are flanked by hundreds of banners showing imperial iconography. At the top of the picture skull faced cherubs float

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jun 26

Post an archer? Bet you thought I’d do Praed or Connery Robin…

A black and white photo of Judi Trott, playing Maid Marian in Robin of Sherwood. She stands in front of some bushy greenery, in a long sleeved dress, holding a longbow at half draw, with an arrow knocked and with more arrows in a quiver at her hip.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jun 3

He made so much art that defined Warhammer - and it was always as anarchic and fun as it was grim and dark. What a legacy of joy for one person. Thank you and rest well John Blanche.

John Blanche drawing, black and white, of the gate into the Imperial Palace on Earth. A giant set of doors covered in an allegorical picture of an armoured Emperor skewering a dragon. In from of this door are a set of stairs down the middle of the picture, on which is a tiny human, showing the scale of these doors. To either side of the steps are hundreds of battle flags of the imperium. Flying above these flags are winged creatures

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· May 30

Haul! Plus some colour forge spray and army painter purple paints. Payday and my birthday on Weds so I felt happy with a bit of a spree

Games and minis! Gallows Corner, a Peasants revolt RPG in a black box with a stained glass style picture of an avenging revolutionary peasant on it; Dead Air, a book with a red pencil and pack of cards; Brother Why?, a cream box with black Gothic writing and five blisters of femme minis from Bad Squiddo

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· May 22

Me right now Trans rights are human rights. This is an attempt to ban trans people from normal life using the “urinary leash” and it’s horrific. The EHRC must go, all of it, and be replaced by people who actually care about the first three letters more than being on the fourth.

Gif from The Death of Stalin. A man in green dress uniform covered in medals with ribbons of various colours (mostly red) - Zhukov - smiles forcedly at a balding man in a grey suit - Khrushchev - to the left of the picture. The caption says “I mean, I’m smiling but I am very fucking furious”

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· May 12

Alan B’Stard had a son? Who married Mary Duplicitous and went overseas?

A sneering man in a blue pinstripe suite, blue and white striped shirt and blue tie looks down on you in front of Big Ben. It is Rik Mayall’s fine comic creation Alan B’Stard. Comparisons to current politicians are entirely in the eye of the beholder.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Apr 26

Just the facts, ma’am

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Apr 17

My version of the Geno Five-Two Chiliad are yellow! As is the unfortunate Imperial Fist who met Alpharius (or did he….)

Front on view of two arvus lighters, mostly in grey with black camo stripes but yellow cockpits and wing stripes

A solar Auxilia in yellow plate armour and carrying a yellow flag as big as he is with a skull wearing a jesters hat on it

Uxor of the Jokers, a person in a big black dress with yellow inside, big gold boots and waving about and sword. Her hair is impressively big, like something out of the late 18th century

Alpharius, in teal and silver armour stands over a yellow clad Imperial Fist who is trying to crawl away from the coming death blow

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Apr 10

A picture of He-Man (a blond, muscled man wearing a grey strapped harness over his chest, which bears a red cross, and red furry pants and boots), riding Battle Cat, a green cat with yellow tiger stripes and a lighter green beard.

We grew up on this in the 80s. It sold toys.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Feb 20

Rule of cool (and my newest finished unit) for #nerdlings #FindFolkFriday In a world of superhuman supersoldiers in tank armour, here are a bunch of blokes with axes!

Miniature blokes in sci-Fi yellow armour and big bronze helmets, wielding really big axes

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Feb 18

From the mighty @fenrisgames.com another excellent piece of kit to ensure everyone knows where I stand while playing silly game involving miniature far future bastards

A man holds up a black t shirt. Upon the shirt is a white circle with a black hand and a red hand holding paintbrushes and around the edge it says “Love Miniatures Hate Fascism”

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Feb 17

Haven’t put up an army shot for a while - here’s 3k of my Alpha Legion at the brilliant Attrition Gaming’s Heresy event at Beachhead 2026. I had a blast!

An army of teal and silver clad space marines stand beneath a giant yellow crane. A mixed force including a big tank, a drop pod, land speeders, rapiers and loads of dudes.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jan 30

Take a space marine. Put a daemon in them. That marine is mostly killed, so you put them in a walking death machine and call them a failure constantly. Result - a Mhara Gal really pissed off daemon / dreadnought!

A Mhara Gal dreadnought, in red. A contemptor chassis with a variety of demonic spikes and claws. A blue head emerges from its chest as it throws its arms wide like Willem Dafoe in Platoon.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jan 14

Ah, player power. Sure sign of a no dickheads culture.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jan 13

This is where they’re going. I know it!

A black and white Rogue Trader illustration of the Custodes. A robed man with a staff and bejewelled man bag looks out from the centre of the picture, guarded both left and right by 300 style muscle men wearing a cloak, underpants and a pointy helmet, carrying a spear.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Jan 10

My Forge Lord!

An Alpha Legion Forge Lord brandishing a two handed hammer. His armour is in the legions teal and silver colours

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Dec 29

Haven’t seen this one yet…

A man in a skin coloured body suit has his full head in a metal, rigged bin. Across the front middle, in white lettering on a red background it says Therapy? Troublegum

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Dec 20

Punching Nazis!

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Nov 1

I’ve been working on a few things to finish off the Alpha Legion collection - some Ashen Circle (beautiful minis!) a Moritat, some sniper recons, and a lovely Rhino ready to rock and roll! Just big daddy Alpha to go, and he’s almost there…

A Moritat, in Alpha Legion teal and silver, wielding twin plasma pistols

A unit of Ashen Circle in Alpha legion teal and silver

Scouts in white camo cloaks and blueish armour with long sniper rifles

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Oct 26

The division patch of 79th Armoured division. A yellow equilateral triangle point down, with a black border. Inside the triangle is a black and white cows head with small red horns and brown nostrils

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Oct 20

In more fun posting… Spartan! #Nerdlings

Front view of a Spartan in Alpha Legion colours of blue-green, with a white XX on the front ramp

View of a Spartan facing right, in Alpha Legion blue-green with a white Hydra symbol on its door

View of a Spartan facing left, in Alpha Legion blue-green with a white Hydra symbol on its door

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Oct 3

This one for me (the others so far have also been great!)

In black and white Horus faces off against the Emperor on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit. Horus, in black terminator armour is a bulky presence top left, glowering down on the Emperor’s lither figure. There are dead marines strewn around, and the Angel, Sanguinius lies broken at Horus’ feet.

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Sep 18

My latest tank - a land raider explorator for the Alpha Legion

Front view of a Land Raider in Alpha Legion teal with dark blue tiger stripes

Right facing view of a land raider in teal, with dark blue tiger stripes and a giant Hydra

Left facing view of a land raider in teal, with dark blue tiger stripes and a giant Hydra

Neil Webber@larpsidekick· Sep 13

Bridge Simulator was loads of fun! Was running the engineering for a shuttle and it was a perfect Star Trek / BSG game. Must have done okay cos I got promoted…