Larry Larry, Commentary
@larry1963
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...and yet I 1000% guarantee you that Ben Shapiro will not be signing up for military service. "We do understand that war does come along with casualties … we're willing to undergo those casualties in pursuit of an end and for a victory."
This is the current status of wildfires across the United States, but sure, let's threaten Canada while they deal with theirs.
If Scott Bessent wants to roll out a gold coin featuring Trump's scowling mug shot, he should be aware that it's illegal to create currency that shows a political leader, if that leader is still alive. But if Trump is willing to hold up his end of the requirements, who are we to disagree?
Bike Lanes are clear signs of CRT Communist Drag Queen Soy Boy Low-T Socialism!
At this point, if you still support Trump, the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is you.
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen both of these guys in the same room at the same time?
Boomers went up the ladder, pulled it up behind them, and now they shame anyone who can't climb sheer walls.
Maybe creating a monument to himself isn't the great idea he thinks it is...
"Any normal president" wouldn't have had anything to do with it. That's what the original commission was supposed to manage, until Trump decided he wanted it to be all about HIM.
Apparently, someone needs to explain to Laura what the term "World Cup" encompasses.
Shamelessly stolen, but then, that's what it was created for...
That looks like ectoplasm to me... Has anyone considered calling Ghostbusters? (Tasos Katopodis, Getty Images)
Antifa: Our WWII veterans are apparently the most formidable enemy the Trump administration has ever faced.
Just so that I'm clear: wasn't it Iran that was supposed to give the "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER"? Because that's now how it seems to have turned out...
All other developed nations have figured it out, but for some reason, it eludes us.
To be a millionaire, you must work incredibly hard, save everything you can, and make astute investment decisions. A billionaire? Take advantage of the working class at every opportunity and be devoid of an actual conscience. So how fucked up must you be to achieve trillionaire status?
For Pride Month, Trump needs to just come out already. I mean, even if you're flattered by the ripped physique in the AI slop, wouldn't you take a moment to determine whether you want the equally endowed male cheerleaders as part of the image?
Our current timeline brings out the best in some people, and... whatever @jaketapper.bsky.social is trying to do. He will never find his way to cultural salvation by trying to "both sides" our disaster.
In my refrigerator, as of this moment, I have a head of lettuce that is aging better than this release:
You can always tell when Trump is feeling pressure, whether it's related to Epstein, his capricious war, the spiraling economy, or countless other failures he's initiated; he has to throw something out in a pathetic, desperate attempt to redirect the narrative.