This is a softie Saturday post

A pre-NBR pic

Don’t worry, I put it inside someone earlier today.

Procrastination Cookies

Who was your first porn crush? Mine was Chad Douglas in his “Uncle Chad” videos.

The gruesome aftermath People on IG kept thinking it was my pubes, but rest assured that I don’t trim my big ol’ bush.

🎵 I’ll go back to ‘stache 🎶 or whatever Amy Winehouse said

BF saw it first #FCF

🕳️ repost your hole 🕳️

#FCF

Here it is

I love the composition of this one, but I’ve also not taken many yet this year.

Some wiener for your special day 🥳

Introduce yourself with the last four concerts you saw: Lorde — Ultrasound Troye & Charli — SWEAT The Scarlet Opera Kim Petra’s — Feed The Beast

Y’all know what’s happening 🤭

Happy New Year & #FCF

Bingo seven times over

It’s heavy 🍆

My hole cancelled on me this morning, so now I have to deal with this on my own

I “accidentally” saw something really hot while @queerpractice.bsky.social was busy playing Minecraft. This greased up boner brought to you by @batorbalm.bsky.social

Come lick it up

Accidentally opened BlueSky when I woke up, and now I have an intense morning erection 🍆

I got some cute little plushies coming soon

This would fit nicely

Poll: do you tell your friends when you’ve had a very detailed sex dream about them?

Almost got zuck’d in IG because of this being a tiny part of an insta story.

Here’s a pic since you asked so nicely ☺️

Certified Plumber* 🧑🏼‍🔧