LaurelDane

@laureldane

30 something, gay aromantic/grey-aegosexual, lawful neutral halfling, financial aid administrator living in Baltimore City.

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LaurelDane@laureldane· 29d

I don't dislike it 🤔

A chart showing the pantene colors with Scorpio/Virgo sogns

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jun 29

Tits out for monochrome Monday?

A bald and bearded man from the belly up. He is shirtless

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jun 19

Depicted is the exterior of a Braums restaurant/dairy store.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jun 10

Enjoy the undie pic!

A bearded man taking a photo of himself using a mirror. He is in only a hoodie and undies

LaurelDane@laureldane· May 28

As is tradition, the last full day at the beach is the only one with true beach weather. Enjoy the free feet.

A photo of legs in the sand on the beach

LaurelDane@laureldane· May 25

This beach weather suits my pale ass skin

A pair of legs in the sand in the foreground, blankets and beach bags on the sand in the mid ground, and stormy waves and cloudy sky in the background

LaurelDane@laureldane· May 18

New PFP by the very talented @softbeef.bsky.social 💙

A drawing of a bald and bearded satyr with big horn sheep horns enjoying a lemon stick

LaurelDane@laureldane· May 12

My frosted donut pillow and I wish y'all gnight!

Selfie shot of a bald and bearded man laying shirtless in bed. To his right is a donut pillow with pink frosting and sprinkles.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Apr 20

Working on campus and feeling very...blue. Probably need less of the colour in my closet, ngl 😂

A bald and bearded man. He is sitting in front of a blue wall, wearing blue polo and lighter blue sweater.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Apr 7

Anyway musclegut hedgehog fursona acquired. 🤪 Credit to @13uckaroo.bsky.social

A drawing of an anthropomorphic muscle gut hedgehog. They have a green fauxhawk and quills and red and cream fur.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Apr 7

Might be time for a beard trim.

Selfie of a bearded man in a green hoodie. The hood covers his bald head. His beard is brown with peppers of white and could use a trim.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Apr 5

I worry I may be a smidge overambitious building a three to four story beach hotel 🫪

A screenshot from the Switch 2 game Pokopia. A ditto transformed into a magnemite floats in front of a construction site where only a stairway and blocks to measure height have so far been constructed.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Feb 20

You've gone and made a horrifying hedgehog cake, that's what you've done.

A red frosted cake that in the vaguest sense resembles a hedgehog.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jan 22

That was actually a very fun quiz 😂 wuffs.org/quiz/

A screenshot of Ninji.dog's bullshit quiz

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jan 21

"METAL SONIC!"

A screenshot of a post linking to a news article from the Mirror weird news. The text reads "my girlfriend yelled a tv character's name during sex - it was so disturbing". The photo below the article link has a man with his hands covering his face and in the background the woman is crossing her arms.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jan 14

Slow afternoon working from home. Assign me a fursona or something?

A bald and bearded man sitting in a computer chair. He is wearing a black tank top/undershirt.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jan 8

First day back on campus for the year. Please send copious amounts of serotonin so I can make it through my day.

A bald and bearded man in sweater and hoodie stares out of a stairwell with trepidation and dread

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jan 3

Gonna miss this old man 💙🐈

An orange cat sitting on a cat tower. He stares off camera hoping for a treat.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jan 1

Picture of the staff who operate my account

A grumpy hedgehog peeking out from the inside of a sweater

LaurelDane@laureldane· Dec 9

Since I got an ugly holiday sweater from the MD MTA shop last year, logically I have to get one again this year. Question is the classy MARC one or the transit map of Baltimore (as a sucker for transit maps)?

LaurelDane@laureldane· Dec 3

Morning world! Spare some crumbs of attention and or validation for a short bald bear who has to venture into the cold to collect scholarship checks? 🥺

A bald and bearded man in a baby blue sweater stares at the camera, his chin in his hand and the left side of his face obscured by his fingers.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Nov 3

😵

Depicted is a bald and bearded man from mid-thigh up. He is taking a selfie in front of a foggy bathroom mirror. Naughty bits are hidden by his travel kit, but this is the only thing covering his body.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Oct 29

-cranes neck to look up-

A bell curve distribution graph showing the poster is in the 1st percentile on the short end of the graph.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Oct 3

Here's hoping a little music does the soul good. #stardewsymphony

View of a theater stage. The back display is blocked by a bank of speakers. The stage is full of empty chairs and instruments ready to play

LaurelDane@laureldane· Sep 13

But hey, lemme take a selfie 🎵

A selfie pic of a bald bearded man. He is wearing round sunglasses with blue lenses and he is grinning without actually grinning. He's wearing a blue tank top and has large headphones around his neck. In the background are beach dunes

LaurelDane@laureldane· Sep 13

Day 2 of perfect beach weather. No free feet today though. 😛

A picture of the beach, looking out on the ocean

LaurelDane@laureldane· Sep 12

Hello beach! Featuring free foot pic 😛

A photo depicting the beach. In the background is the ocean. Mid ground are umbrellas and beachgoers. In the foreground is my foot.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jul 31

My tits and I wish y'all a good night 😘😴

A bald and bearded man laying in a bed. The photo depicts him from the chest upwards. His chest is uncovered

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jul 10

If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers. Source: www.artstation.com/artwork/OGBkyb

Displayed is an image of an automoton from the game Frostpunk. It is a train engine stop four spindly steam driven legs.

LaurelDane@laureldane· Jul 10

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I...have concerns if members of PresAux are involved in my rescue. They mean well, buuuut... 😬😂 Photo from: www.reddit.com/r/murderbot/...