Lauren Delulu
@laurensdelulu
Animals, Bravo, politics, and absurdity ND and ND parent Grateful to be in Massachusetts
Is that what that is? New England Chinese is apparently different than everywhere else so I have only this as a point of reference for chow mein, served with the dry noodles Whatever. I’d eat both but I’d like the previously unidentified to me one best!
Blasted my peeps with a confetti cannon this morning to celebrate #Tuesday
Current google search But when it’s all the time I don’t think it’s RSD. But also, I’m the problem, it’s me
The vocal stimming my kid is doing in this barrel sauna is astounding
I’m finally here. It was a long ass day but we’re at this amazing house for the week
@lilfamilyvan.bsky.social my newest packages journey Whyyyyyyyyy was it on the island in the first place? Then to RI before it’s going to come back to me in MA?? 🫠🫠
I lied. I got here at 8:03 and was supposed to be here at 8 They don’t even bother to respond to me anymore On time is late to me and 15 min early is on time 🫠
Guess who’s afraid of fireworks? I had this sweater my SIL gave me that her dog outgrew, I figured maybe it would work like a thunder shirt 🤷♀️
While the postal carriers are drinking wild turkey and having a hell of a time
Just saw a young queen walking on her break from summer school. Strutting down a 4 lane road in an insane heatwave rocking a thick pullover hoodie I hope whoever she wore that for appreciated her near death experience walking to Starbucks
Was in a service dead zone for an hour yesterday and this was the list of things I needed to know at that time and was unable to look up/do. Forgot to do any of them as well as the existence of this Also, I’ve recently learned that no, not everyone can block their nose without using their hands
For example I still don’t know what this means and this was 4 years ago. She never attempted to correct
Filling up pool for kids with some help from my friends #dogsky #dogsofbluesky