Lavojebina

@lavojebina

Moving away from one den of iniquity to a whole new one. Will contain NSFW material. Open relationship, not looking. Demi. Top. Vocally Scottish if that does anything for you. Mid-30s if I'm being polite to myself. Fat & muscular? God these bios are long.

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Lavojebina@lavojebina· 2d

To celebrate hitting 3*8*72.5kg on the benchpress, I've decided to share the post gym glow. See you at 75kg!

Lavojebina@lavojebina· 27d

kurwa grzegorz spiesz sie chce moj gumowy fuckhorse

Your order will be delivered today by Grzegorz, your DPD Local driver, between 17:29 and 18:29. Your one hour timeslot can't be changed. (A status underneath shows the van is on delivery 38 of 79, which isn't soon enough honestly.)

Lavojebina@lavojebina· 28d

Moisturised. Quivering. Pulsating.

Great news, we have your parcel and it's on its way to you.

Your parcel is due for delivery Wednesday.

This 1 hour time slot is available as soon as your parcel leaves your local depot, this is usually by 15:30.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· 29d

I guess I'm not getting it today then aagaggagahagga I am so fucking horny I need some hole STAT!

A crop of a DPD page saying "we've received your order details, and we're expecting your parcel shortly" which leads me to believe that I am not expecting my parcel shortly.

Lady biting laptop keyboard like ggrgrfgrgrggggrrrrgghhkkk

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Jul 2

Thank you, sex-positive vacation, for making me feel kinda good.

Lion in the gym after a workout taking a picture in the mirror.

Lion in the room mirror doing a pose in a slutty vest and jorts combo. And crocs. But the crocs are cool.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Jun 20

Having a good day cause I just bought clothes for a holiday soon and they're making me feel very gender affirmed (my gender being XXL Woofia)

Lavojebina@lavojebina· May 25

I don't class too many things as 'bleak' cause it's a fairly nuanced word, but I gotta say whenever I see a furry artist or furry sex worker shilling for a regular ol' sex toy company it feels... bleak. It's giving "Queer Pride! Sponsored by Tesco!" vibes. Anyway the schlorker is on offer buy now.

It's a drawn blue lion (me) goonfucking what can only be described as an upside-down Ben & Jerry's container. It says "Sponsored by Deutsche Bank" on the side. The spoken text reads: "AD: "FUCK, I love the new "heteronormativity schlorker 5000" where I can cum in it. 10% of the proceeds of the sale of this product go to a problematic queer charity as lip service, and then 30% goes to Lockheed Martin. Please buy it because I do not care I have a bill to pay."

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Mar 21

Y'know I was feeling nice after the gym so here ye go. It's been a while.

Bicep flexing in the mirror. Lion sticker on face. Humidity sensor reads 46%

Toddy flexing in mirror, silly lion sticker on face. Humidity sensor reads 46%

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Feb 24

I put Brat Tamer and it gave me Degrader which really hits feels like the dickhead version of a Brat Tamer I am going to need to talk with this quiz's manager.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Feb 3

This boy asking the right questions at the furcon room party.

Screenshot of FF2 Pixel Remaster (the worst version) and it's just my lad speaking to some rando training wizard who's blurting out "Would you like to hear about monsters?" and the only options you are given are 'yes' and 'no' which is not enough options.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Oct 5

Take 2 capsules of Homosexual's Relish and let your gut fight it out.

A big ol' fuckoff bottle of psyllium husk capsules.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Oct 3

You know what I'm gonna post em here too.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Oct 2

Look, I love curating my online experience by giving websites as little information about myself as possible so they don't know what to advertise to me, so now all my adverts are mad including this one which is convinced I wanna be choked out.

CHOKES, CHOKES AND MORE CHOKES!
DAVID MORCEGÃO
*Some pics of David looking directly to camera, smiling, insane. One with a thumbs up, the other with his hands shaped as wings (or getting ready to choke you)*
SEPTEMBER 20-21ST
DAY 1 GI, DAY 2 NOGI

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Sep 12

Like 80% of my long term close friends actually.

An Instagram mum style text post picture of a girl wearing a summer dress frolicking in a sepia-toned golden hour meadow, overlayed with the text "After the sodomy,comes the friendship".

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Aug 18

I found it. The gay sex hat. Right in the gym changing rooms. I found it.

Picture of a corner of a gym changing room with a shelf, and right on that shelf is a Bass Pro Shops trucker cap, the fuckiest of hats.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Aug 2

Hey uh uh if you're on that there XXL Woofia please come join our guild. 👀

A screencap from XXL Woofia, showing the name of a guild: FurryGoonSesh

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Jul 18

The soiree: Show us! Show us! You:

Lavojebina@lavojebina· May 31

Hey did you know you can flex fat?

Me at the gym doing a flex in the mirror. Very possibly bigger than in the last picture I took.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· May 14

I did the meme without fucking it up and by god am I proud of it.

Big mirror flex while holding my phone in my mouth to take the picture. Also I'm wearing a vest with an orc in a jock who's pretty much doing the same move.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Apr 6

I refuse to be appropriate at the gym ever ever.

I'm flexing fromt on in the gym locker room wearing a vest top with an orc lifting weights and only wearing a jockstrap. Completely normal clothes.

I'm flexing side on in the gym locker room wearing a vest top with an orc lifting weights and only wearing a jockstrap. Completely normal clothes.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Mar 18

I realise I've not posted a photo so here you go. No penis nor face.

Me in a towel in the gym changing rooms. This is the most you're getting.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Mar 14

Me when I me when when I am uh me when...

A packet of some kinda chocolate cake called DROOLY with the tagline "Get ready to drool X2". A picture of Paddington bear on a packet to the left of it, staring at me, mockingly.

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Feb 4

@aimod.social Hi there! Apparently someone did a drive-by reporting on my nary 1-week-old account and you chucked a label on my account for having an AI avatar. It is from a mural painted in 2017. How do I get this label removed and become free of the light of your panopticon again?

Lavojebina@lavojebina· Jan 30

Let it be known I was VERY proud of how I'm leaving Twitter.