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Law Creep@lawcreep· 28d

I need that W-2 and health insurance

Tony Soprano from THE SOPRANOS looking menacing and not in the Barone Sanitation offices.

Law Creep@lawcreep· 29d

(Probably apocryphal) hadith entering the chat

Screen cap from Wikipedia:

Caption: Alleged pet cat of the Islamic prophet Muhammad
According to one story, Muhammad had a cat named Muʿizza (Arabic: معزة), whom he found one day to have fallen asleep on his robe while he was preparing for prayer, so he cut the sleeve off to avoid disturbing her.

However, no such pet cat is mentioned as belonging to Muhammad in any verified hadith (an account of Muhammad's sayings or actions), which has led many Muslims to consider this story untrue. Cats are mentioned in general narratives addressing human conduct with animals in the context of warning against abusing or neglecting them.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jul 8

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jul 5

The Union Dixie takedown is also good.

Away down South in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattels
Union boys will win the battles

Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away, away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jun 24

It's costume WORK not costume PLAY

The Monarch from The Venture Bros. looking agitated

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jun 20

I love a linoleum knife scene (great for ripping jugulars) but I'm built different

Bathhouse fight scene from EASTERN PROMISES. Viggo Mortensen is nude back to camera high kicking an assailant wielding a linoleum knife.

Law Creep@lawcreep· May 18

"This close they always look like a landscape"

Henry Winkler playing Barry Zuckerthorn in ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT saying "Those are balls"

Law Creep@lawcreep· May 13

Gluttony and murder are equally bad, actually, and neither matter because only God can judge me

Tweet:

wint
@dril
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
5:52 PM · Jun 1, 2014

Law Creep@lawcreep· Apr 25

Tweet
ivan
@Ivanibr
reading Lolita on the subway but shaking my head so people know i disagree
5:56 AM · Jan 10, 2023

Law Creep@lawcreep· Mar 6

Me and the boys on Twitter, according to journalists

Detail from Raphael's THE SCHOOL OF ATHENS showing Socrates and Plato talking while walking under an arch

Law Creep@lawcreep· Feb 26

Gandhi, as portrayed in SID MEIER'S CIVILIZATION V in which he had a propensity to use nuclead weapons

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jan 24

Also a close personal friend of Netanyahu?

Screenshot from Wikipedia: In September 2023, Ratner immigrated to Israel. Ratner is friendly with Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and was invited by Netanyahu to attend his speech at the United Nations General Assembly.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jan 24

Also

Screen cap Wikipedia: Melania will mark Ratner's first film since numerous women accused him of sexual misconduct in 2017.[6][7][8][9] In December 2025, a month before the documentary was set to be released, an Epstein Files photo was released revealing Ratner posing shirtless with Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jan 22

Anton Chigurh from NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN who said "if the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jan 21

Better than bean energy

French manuscript from 1512/1514, showing Pythagoras turning his face away from fava beans in revulsion. The delay allegedly caused his death (he was slow and therefore murdered). This is apocryphal.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Jan 14

Your ceiling is too low for me to do my sweet Gymkata hand spring wheel kick

Dermott Fictel, a white boy with shaggy blonde hair, from THE VENTURE BROS. shirtless holding nunchucks.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Dec 26

I'm also incapable of experiencing joy

SIMPSONS "my son is also named Bort" frame

Law Creep@lawcreep· Dec 24

This is optimal design theory for government assets is embodied by the Oshkosh NGDV

Three quarters photo of the Oshkosh NGDV postal vehicle. It has a low hood, a tall and flat windshield, and low-step entry/exit through a sliding door

Law Creep@lawcreep· Dec 22

Leonid Rogozov performing an appendectomy on himself in Antarctica. A black and white photo of a reclining man in surgical garb, including mask and hat, operating in his abdomen.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Nov 27

None of these words are in the bible

Cover of HUNG NUNS VERSUS HIJABI FUTANARI by Ashe Valenti. It is Hung Nuns Book 3.

In the background, a naked woman in a wimple facing left while in the foreground, obscuring any nudity, a woman in a head scarf facing right.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Nov 26

Ceci n'est pas un Jerry

Jerry's pfp

Law Creep@lawcreep· Nov 17

Like Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch Doritos

Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch Doritos bag

Law Creep@lawcreep· Nov 10

NYC mayor Eric Adams wearing a baseball cap with the logos of both the New York Mets and the New York Yankees on it

Law Creep@lawcreep· Nov 1

She's pitched it as a commentary on this iconic photo (mostly) of Johnson's swearing next to Jackie Kennedy who is wearing the suit with JFK's blood on it (intentionally omitted bloodstains from the shot by the photographer)

Law Creep@lawcreep· Oct 27

Finding the Right Formula of means testing to secure permanent electoral majorities

Adam Sandler in UNCUT GEMS saying "This is how I win."

Law Creep@lawcreep· Sep 26

Evergreen Roberts Court post.

Drake hotline bling meme dismissing the take care clause and embracing the vesting clause.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Sep 5

Realtime shot of me watching the Trump administration:

THE SIMPSONS screenshot of Homer laying on a couch with a pillow, in a robe and smoking a cigar captioned "Everyone is stupid except me"

Law Creep@lawcreep· Aug 27

Perfect

Brendel's above post quote skeeting a deleted post with Garth Marenghi speaking. Brendel's skeet is 45s ago

Law Creep@lawcreep· Aug 26

King County, WA also bad (current)

Flag of King County, WA. A green flag with a white box in the middle containing a black and white three quarter portrait of MLK Jr. The words "King County" in bold white sans serif are below the box.

Law Creep@lawcreep· Aug 26

Pocatello, ID (2001-2017)

Flag of Pocatello, ID. Purple 90 mountains over "Proud to Be" in yellow sans serif over "Pocatello" in red serif.

Copyright Greater Pocatello Chamber of Commerce